I'm stealing this from someone on the dead bird app, because...

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2026-08-16T12:24:46Z

I'm stealing this from someone on the dead bird app, because I think it's important for you to realize something.

SATOSHI’S BITCOIN IS JUST SITTING THERE.

SINGLE-SIG. KEYS MADE ON A COMPUTER THAT WAS ONLINE.

NO FANCY MULTISIG SHIT.

NO DICE THROWING CIRCUS.

NO ELABORATE CUSTODY FORTRESS.

NO “INSTITUTIONAL-GRADE” BULLSHIT.

SEVENTEEN YEARS LATER… STILL NOBODY HAS STOLEN A SINGLE #SAT

LET THAT SINK IN

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