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When I was two or three years old, my parents were friends with a couple they met at the local University where they got their teaching degree. The wife, a very petite accountant, was quite proper and had an immense vocabulary. Here husband was a large and rotund psych professor with a booming voice.

They'd come over to visit, smoke weed together, and get silly. The husband, I'll call him "T", would often do things to see how the others would react. Like, wait until people were silent, or engrossed in something other than conversation, and say "VAGINA!" with his window-rattling voice. His wife, "J", would often respond with, "Oh T. Don't be so vulgar."

So, one night, the adults smoked that stinky stuff, and we all went to the fanciest restaurant in town. We were seated, the adults looking through the menu, probably indecisive being stoned as fuck and swimming with delicious options available. I guess I got bored. I decided to emulate T and shouted at the top of my lungs, "PENIS!". The whole table burst into a riotous laughter. I thought that was great! So I continued, "PENIS!" ... "PENIS!" etc. They couldn't stop laughing, and were in tears. The waitress came to the table and attempted to take their orders. PENIS! PENIS! PENIS! The adults, still unable to control themselves couldn't possibly utter words, much less place an order. The waitress left the table fuming.

Isn't parenting wonderful?

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