Just a PSA: fuck starlink. I can't wait till mesh networks r...

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2026-03-26T20:37:12Z

Just a PSA: fuck starlink. I can't wait till mesh networks replace ISPs for the average person.


got this email:

https://blossom.primal.net/fdaffa8abeb004c49f99e9bafb0cadc458a57079abca93a9873c44e8bff9e724.png

oh nice, my plan is getting cheaper right?

Wrong, this is my current plan:

https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/bc7b063594c957008b0e32b87198f7ca9384421633ec9ba6b4f51c975c9fc0d8.webp

and after this oh so generous offer (where I save 1 entire euro, so generous) it's gonna become this

https://blossom.primal.net/1f012a609e33d62dd4dc52b5673884849289ace13d4d5df03dc3db8d09ad18ae.png

Wait, isn't that half the speed I'm currently getting (on a good day by the way)?

Yes, yes it is. So what if I want to keep the 400mbps? Easy, I should upgrade to Residential Max!

https://blossom.primal.net/d4fde39e78ff9a97fb296019b9b9603837297652611e1d9c65fe364186d7de7a.png

What's that? 59 euros/month. So 59 euros is cheaper than 40, huh?

Must be some math I'm not familiar with, perhaps math has changed recently, and we live in the age of ai... soo let me ask claude

me: claude, is 59 more than 40? claude: yes

https://blossom.primal.net/e6e01404e6efdbd6d2dcb51463326549fa338461ba53e2996af6890c7c0037a0.png

So fuck you starlink!

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