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Eastern Browns are #2 in the world for venom, but nobody told them yet :D

If you disturb a Brown sunbathing, he's like:

"Sorry Sir, I didn't know this was private property, really sorry Sir, I'll be going now...".

Tigersnakes, OTOH, be like:

"%@&#, youse think you're better than me coz you got legs, doncha? &%^$# you, you ^$#%$! Do youse know what I'm gonna do to your leg if you take another step, %#*@? DO YOU? Actually, don't worry about another step, I'm gonna go you anyway in five seconds if you don't &$#% back to where you &$#&&# belong!"

Happily, I haven't seen any Tigers on my farm, though they're common enough where I grew up.

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