The Fishcake (nostr.build)

If you run SW from 2025 Aug (one year old), you deserve to be hacked I’d say.

Having my fable usage at 100%, I’ve been getting fat constantly eating lunch until it’s reset 🤣 nostr:nevent1qqs8qdd77hkgvxd9l2d0le9a28ev84j2cqaqa2ku...

This is a fucking gold, fucked me up for sure! 🤣

Yes, working on it

Good night! Nostr DMs not working is a feature, not a bug 😂🤣😂 https://fishcake.blossom.band/a7f51cdcb2ef36e57834bad9c1871749b0b7e75553b4c7f131d4dba733...

Thank you! And we are fine with our subscribers sharing links as they please and where they please. Good promo for us! 🫂🫡🚀

Thank you! You are spoiling me 😂🫂

How do you plan to recover if you lose an nsec or if it leaks? Or how do you plan to maybe switch npubs in the future if you wanted to or had to? Or 2...

Looks like a good place for your next vacation 😂

Thank you!!! 🙏🏻 (it’s always enjoyable to see your work not go to waste and used)

I cooked a little more and made https://globe.pictures The Globe a little more interesting. Please go visit and explore! 🫂🚀🫡

Me too, it wasn’t easy in the earlier version, or better put, it was impossible

There you go, with their shit again 🤣

GTFO🤣

There

Good morning, you said that you wanted, no, needed a bunker/remote signer login and publishing/sharing option on nostr.build. Say no more, it is avail...

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The liquid was liquidated through the leaky software 😅 nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzp2n5dspxcwehmckf5uslh78pzq34l7ant7vkyqqzm8lkpm0taxvxqy88wumn8ghj7mn0w...

For any dev who considers using RunPod as a cheaper alternative for GPU inference, don’t. Those mfs will wedge your “serverless” instance on GPU failu...

This is how I sound to the target audience when I try to market my product to them 🤣 https://v.nostr.build/DkgSGxHRoIdql7MUri37Kc.mov

Good night, go make things better! https://v.nostr.build/XfdkbzQpzIasVkL0p3zKFl.mov

As I mentioned, I have no idea about what I am doing, so the first legitimate looking thing it was 🤣

Me neither 😂🌎🌏🌍

https://globe.pictures allows you to explore the globe and see the local places. Just zoom into any of the parts and you should see pictures with help...

GM! Stay grated 🤣🫂☕

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https://i.nostr.build/AydoFRYJCauOILLc.gif

A friendly reminder to all nostr client devs. All nostr.build and blossom.band URLs support serving of optimized and smaller sizes of all images and v...

I am trying to find the optimal solution, yes ser 🫡

My XMR Cherry 🍒 has been taken 😂🙏🏻 https://fishcake.blossom.band/d208fe9237337f55fab9e493f3b76cd73e46db8494f9aa2f62dce90417392b5c.jpg nostr:nevent1qv...

GM🫂☕

I was trying to add support for XMR as a form of nostr.build payments, but ran into space issues and a requirement to have one more chain. This hasn’t...

Holy shit! That’s a massive boy you got there 🤣😂🫂🍒🚀 (Thank you! 🫂🙏🏻🫂🙏🏻🫂🙏🏻🫂)

I don’t mind at all, I am as confused about it as the rest of Nostr 😂

I just finished replacing imgproxy (which gave me more headaches than needed) with a more streamlined libvips-backed implementation that is color accu...

Ok, I’ll investigate further, but we are in the process of moving to a more reliable and scalable backend, that will resolve all these potential quirk...

https://i.nostr.build/Ti6PbLDqNRzhXwkt2aOcWm.jpg

https://i.nostr.build/OM7WPXdbazqBKRs2iKCfO9.jpg

https://i.nostr.build/5JszuAeVzWCcJlTNgIqs2z.jpg

https://fishcake.blossom.band/79d32056f98b0b52691b88f0683c359b731e04d7d134afcd69ecfadd21ae6acc.jpg nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzqrz96l29akc04hdyy9wndjsdn...

How do I test Monero zaps or whatever? Which client even supports them? Asking for a friend

Thank you! I’ll investigate and fix immediately 🫡

Ok, got it, let me investigate. Do you have one specific URL I can use that you cannot find yet you know you have it?

Do you mean in the interface of your account?

Should be fixed now, but I can’t test or reproduce

Don’t spill the beans, man 🤣

Ok, let me check

Refresh?

Good place 🚀 31.195, 29.89759 at zoom 12.67 https://globe.pictures/?v=MzEuMTk1LDI5Ljg5NzU5LDEyLjY3eg

Beautiful! 😍

And it’s across all of the globe, no matter where you zoom in. Go explore

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Good morning! Weekend is here! New models are out! Limits reset! So many things to accomplish! Also, please try https://globe.pictures - no need to lo...

I just started blocking all notifications from anyone I am not following

Ok, I see I am under spam attack, ok ok

Survived another week, GN and go explore some earth while learning about places. Go touch virtual grass 🌎🌍🌏 Louvre Courtyard, Looking West Benh LIEU ...

WORD5 #700 5/6* (Hard Mode) ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟪🟪🟪 ⬛⬛🟪🟪🟪 ⬛⬛🟪🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 https://otherstuff.ai/word5/

https://www.whitehouse.gov/arcade/rio-run/ - how appropriate and on topic 😂🤣

Testing, ignore GFX02488 (33373154670) Zengame from Tokyo, Japan · CC BY 2.0 · https://commons.wikimedia.org/?curid=57663718 https://globe.pictures/?...

45.55079, 6.45642 at zoom 17 https://globe.pictures/?v=45.55079,6.45642,17z

Good morning ☕️☕️☕️🚀 45.55079, 6.45642 at zoom 17 https://globe.pictures/?v=45.55079,6.45642,17z

Report color, viscosity and volume 😂

I’ll just leave it here for the other life form https://account.nostr.build/agent-setup.md

If I can get a reliable feed of that with hashes, I can add it, but I am not aware of any that is not spamfest

lol 😂

TIL, there is a city of fuckers in Austria 🇦🇹 https://i.nostr.build/FfX5pLNkHAKH6kfqJFt8pT.jpg

No, chats are there for real-time comm. Open to suggestions to improve things

I downloaded Open Maps and host all of it myself. Soon it’ll be even better, and now we also have search in there 🔎

"War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength" - George Orwell

Not a problem, I’ve been following and learning. Thank you 🙏🏻🫂

WORD5 #698 5/6* (Hard Mode) ⬛⬛🟪⬛🟧 ⬛🟪🟪⬛⬛ 🟧🟪🟪⬛⬛ ⬛🟪🟪🟪⬛ 🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 https://otherstuff.ai/word5/

Don’t ask what nostr.build can do for you, ask you clanker. https://i.nostr.build/EBnAtiZor8vsOPVy62BwrC.jpg

Zap this post 0 sats and get free access to nostr.build uploads and media hosting of reasonably sized images/videos/audios. Also, self-hosting is an o...

I’ve spent and continue spending a large portion of my time on that problem. We have at least 3 automated mechanisms to identify offensive content, an...

Much improved now, try zooming into streets 😂🚀

Still heavily underused https://globe.pictures - need to come up with some fun ideas for it

WORD5 #696 5/6* (Hard Mode) ⬛⬛⬛🟪🟪 ⬛⬛⬛🟪🟪 ⬛⬛⬛🟪🟪 ⬛🟪⬛🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 https://otherstuff.ai/word5/

WORD5 #696 5/6* (Hard Mode) ⬛⬛⬛🟪🟪 ⬛⬛⬛🟪🟪 ⬛⬛⬛🟪🟪 ⬛🟪⬛🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 https://otherstuff.ai/word5/

Ok, those URLs are from 3 years ago, and they redirect. We do not plan to alter that redirect at this time. Feel free to rewrite them to cdn.nostr.bui...

It’s done. Core features, check it out

WTF is nosmero?

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Google it? 🤣

Oh, this one is a joke meme, doesn’t mean anything. Just me being bad at marketing I guess 🤣 Try it and see, blossom is very limited and low level, s...

Same, something is borken

Ready to be used by your faithful agents https://i.nostr.build/EpVq9VstNPMAMJG3NZKWps.jpg nostr:nevent1qqstps8x4zzep9judt5x8f3u62fsjhs876tmt5skg3mpv...

Use https://account.nostr.build/llms.txt

It’s implemented now 🚀🚀🚀

Got it, the client I used to see your reply didn’t have the note embedded. Let me examine it and see if it’ll be worth doing.

Is there a nip for that or is it implemented only in that app? One constraint I have is not needing to query any external services during authorizatio...

Posting from that client now, seems to work. What else are we missing? https://i.nostr.build/EpRC4qiQ1Grgn4c4Udcg3v.jpg

What do you mean by support? Specs? Features?

Implemented, tested, and working as expected. nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzpra3gz6w3h00jl8yhqsay3e83gdyx5ekyc3lvsppfp9nwtu5sqqvqyv8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnwd...

To act on your behalf

I am always reminded of this 🤔 https://v.nostr.build/4Ry0ecHdBJKhhLTe.mp4

Ok, we at nostr.build have been asked about it multiple times, and I decided to just do it. By the end of my day today we should have a working implem...

Yeah, maybe one day someone will add an ePUB reader

Sad 😢

Yes, very unlikely to work