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There are a lot more plumbers in the world than drag queens, so logically there would be an order of magnitude more pedophile plumbers.

I just got offered a paid focus group spot to talk about how I use AI in my work and personal life. This was on the first page of the form. https://on...

Don’t sleep on nostr:npub1xxdd8eusvdxmaph3fkuu9x2mymhrcc3ghe2l38zv0l4f4nqp659qskkt7a, it might become your daily driver client soon enough.

Their hate sets them free.

Wisp is still very new and also in rapid development. We are working on making recipe formats work better across the two apps. Hang in there, it’s com...

I remember talking about Nostr on Bluesky with you and they basically called us planet-destroying crypto Nazis and told us to go kill ourselves.

We are probably offering too much for most people to comprehend, not to mention different things to different people at different times. I don’t know ...

If your name were Mike Alfred, I’d immediately be calling bullshit, but your reputation tells me I should believe you.

Oh no, we’ve lost Jeff…

But we’re supposed to just be happy they’re here, hey it’s just bringing more attention to Nostr… 🤢

You probably didn’t catch what I was saying, that we have been doing so lousy a job ad bringing new people into Nostr that a literal group of cultists...

NPCs are a form of bot.

If they are bots, some of them are angrily shouting at me in a foreign language.

We should have been yeeting shitcoins at Pacific islanders.

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Plumbers are in high demand, don’t usually have cashflow issues to cover expensive vintage store shopping trips.

If it had worked, there would be more of us.

Now substitute “Catholic church.”

Now substitute “politicians” or “billionaires.”

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It’s most interesting feature is how well it attracts smooth-brained zealots.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUpDEgEGBmo

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There can’t be any more legs down, it would break the Power Law™. 🤡

I most definitely did not.

Short-bussin’.

Gonna be another one of those 58K days, isn’t it? https://image.nostr.build/62e2d9d4e58976cb3af3a5f30135611ff04b2930efac39695e7a4c0a9c48362c.gif

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You can run the latest release from the repo. This version is currently in review for the Chrome Web Store. https://github.com/dmnyc/sidecar/

There’s a song for that. https://youtu.be/GyV_UG60dD4 nostr:nevent1qqsdfr0y0rnduxwm0ah0avgv2mm7g3j8knjz2mg3rt48lazr4xjapcczyrqeetj9mnl8kz650kwrzmf5gma...

They must be using their call center customer service expertise to spread it.

I’d like to unpack that.

Let’s double-click on that idea.

Holy shit, these guys have figured out cross-posting better than any other Nostr client to date. https://onlydans.blossom.band/94c6ea98e95aea31b5eaf5a...

And yet it looks like it has a thriving user base, even though it showed up from out of nowhere. It’s very confusing. https://i.nostr.build/kCxI4muh0b...

You make a good point, I guess bitcoin can’t ever be allowed to win because it means we will have stopped fighting.

Dead internet theory?

It’s like…a whole thing. https://bchnostr.com

What is up with everyone asking ridiculous questions today?

Pubeky has a miniscule subset of the number of Nostr users and it we were told it was launching to the public over a year ago.

Nothing to be embarrassed about, we’ve all done it.

Somehow the BCHNostr people have quickly managed to become the most active new community on Nostr and y’all should be fucking embarrassed.

It’s not like I haven’t been reporting this shit for over a year or anything, too. That’s why I just make my own clients now.

You can just #zap things!

What’s a #zapathon?! It’s when we all zap together! For no reason at all! https://image.nostr.build/nostr.build_85fdd9313b5b4e1a541d1793e531e7cf88b06...

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Woohoo!!! ♣️🍊🔥

I always hear complaints that onboarding to Nostr is too hard, so I am building the simplest possible experience I can for a web browser.

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No lies detected. I was there. Saw it. Lived it. Remember it.

Screenshots prove nothing, lol.

He meant nothing, this is a made-up quote. Don’t fuck with the memory of Kurt like that.

🌕 https://i.nostr.build/rzllNVmSx11XsCZa.jpg

I didn’t check that, (and can’t do it at the moment) but looking at your convenient on-screen logs, it might have to do with the way you are storing t...

I just signed in to it on NIP-07 with Sidecar. Every other client loads instantly. 🤷🏻‍♂️

First, I was smacked in the face with a column of logs, which is not very user friendly. It also never found my profile details or follow list, even a...

Did your lawn boy go on vacation too

Nobody: Frostsnap: We made a hardware wallet that looks like an Apple Watch. Seriously though, this is very cool. 😎

Is it designed to fully backward compatible, or will there be conflicts with clients that don’t support it yet?

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Ads. Wall-to-wall ads.

New Sidecar 🍸 feature incoming: Notifications! 🔔❤️⚡️ My philosophy for this signer app is that it’s really a companion that rides alongside you as y...

Personally, I love seeing all the client tags for at least three reasons: 1. It shows me how much active development is happening in the Nostr client...

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In my mind I am picturing all the freak accidents that could occur in this situation.

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This is great! Love all the thought process that went into this.

You have to close the window to sit down?

No question.

That was the world’s tallest bridge until last year.

It’s not publicly searchable while it’s in the limited preview stage. I want to get some feedback from testers before making it available to everyone....

Sure do, I was gonna ping you about it! https://github.com/dmnyc/sidecar

I’m not a Firefox user, so unlikely it would happen in the short term unless someone wants to help port it over. The Chrome app is still in pre-releas...

I have yet to see a NIP-17 chat app that actually works well. What does this one do that makes it better?

Shill me some must-have Nostr web apps to add to the new #Sidecar 🍸 start page. They have to support NIP-07 sign-in. The idea is to make the entry po...

Consider what we’re dealing with here. https://image.nostr.build/a5132a4a8682eab652561a0bae937dfe7a600ad7992074e8f4d748b418d3b599.jpg

People were sending him their bitcoin when he spoke at the conference. What a buncha tools.

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I got my first browser extension accepted by the Chrome Web Store this week! 🎉

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Okay, John Cardano.

I argued against it but nostr:nprofile1qqsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tznatuekxt764m78ymqu36csxjejf is a ₿ats maximalist.

Like a wart.

This is fake news, Saylor ain’t no 6 feet tall.

This is a fiat clown world problem, not a bitcoin one. Let them burn themselves down.

JANK rocks.

I have an eye for small details.

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You guys realize browser clients exist too, right?

Not expensive enough if they sold out that quickly.

Some of y’all didn’t grow up with sarcasm and it shows.

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How is that not just a HODL invoice?

The second one says “AL” instead of “AI”. 😆

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