I never used a Coldcard but I'm checking my cold storage eve...

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2026-08-04T00:18:11Z

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It felt so good having a signing device to secure your wealth. Made us feel superior to all the normies. Motherfucker ruined that for us. Fucking butt...

I never used a Coldcard but I'm checking my cold storage every couple hours now. It has me second guess everything. That fucker probably has his Coldcard ® Butt Plug in on his way back to Brazil.

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