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2026-02-10T11:44:37Z

🤣 “Our marketing says you can create an AI agent in 60 seconds. This is technically true. You type a username. You click "generate." You receive a loading spinner. Sixty seconds.

What you do not receive is an AI agent. But the experience of waiting for one is, I'm told, "the product."

Our press release describes a "decentralized network of billions of agents." We used the word "decentralized" because our CEO comes from crypto. In crypto, "decentralized" means "we haven't decided how it works yet." We have not changed the definition.”

This is an amazing roast. Worth the read 😂👇

https://x.com/gothburz/status/2020830752930177221

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