I literally facepalmed after reading this lol

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2026-08-28T20:32:39Z

↳ Reply to mike (npub1aqakd28d95muqlg6h6nwrvqq5925n354prayckr424k49vzjds4s0c237n)

How much do you have toupee for a good wig? #asknostr

I literally facepalmed after reading this lol

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