Brands on Amazon have crazy names because Amazon insists tha...

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2026-03-03T18:58:13Z

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Every brand on Amazon has names like Sjrfhkm, Nbfizzx, or Liwprung. It’s as if someone just picked a bunch of letters from a Scrabble bag and called i...

Brands on Amazon have crazy names because Amazon insists that they have a registered trademark. And a crazy unpronounceable name is easier for the intern at the USPTO (US Patent and Trademark Office) to confirm as new and distinct from all the existing names

https://stemerlaw.com/2025/07/16/why-are-amazon-brand-names-so-weird-understanding-trademark-registration-and-2d-and-2e1-refusals/

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