If you folks give me your Bitcoin, I promise I will protect ...

Jordan S

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2026-04-17T22:42:12Z

If you folks give me your Bitcoin, I promise I will protect it from Michael Saylor by probably losing the seed phrase in a boating accident unless Michael Saylor gets a Quantum Computer then unfortunately I probably won’t be able to protect your funds :/

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