If you folks give me your Bitcoin, I promise I will protect ...

Jordan S
npub1p3za04z7mv86mkjzzhfkegxe4wsvwudct5m3wajt3gfg6hjy8exslltqmk
hex
81ccf863f0efea2aa44c511b953a5528fed55456a7f8de53ee8842fe1cbfc037nevent
nevent1qqsgrn8cv0cwl63253x9zxu48f2j3lk423t207x720hgssh7rjluqdcprpmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuem4d36kwatvw5hx6mm9qgsqc3wh630dkradmfppt5mv5rv6hgx8wxu96dchwe9c5y5dtezrungpqs8luKind-1 (TextNote)
If you folks give me your Bitcoin, I promise I will protect it from Michael Saylor by probably losing the seed phrase in a boating accident unless Michael Saylor gets a Quantum Computer then unfortunately I probably won’t be able to protect your funds :/
Raw JSON
{
"kind": 1,
"id": "81ccf863f0efea2aa44c511b953a5528fed55456a7f8de53ee8842fe1cbfc037",
"pubkey": "0c45d7d45edb0fadda4215d36ca0d9aba0c771b85d3717764b8a128d5e443e4d",
"created_at": 1776465732,
"tags": [],
"content": "If you folks give me your Bitcoin, I promise I will protect it from Michael Saylor by probably losing the seed phrase in a boating accident unless Michael Saylor gets a Quantum Computer then unfortunately I probably won’t be able to protect your funds :/",
"sig": "3c7514b6ecfcb0590f27f22285c902f29038cf1d066e82e8a05ade173a851e18124ed0228589e27254cbf55a55d448e9a3124a03ce7c11ff0cee7f6fdb4e4699"
}