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2026-05-29T12:15:26Z

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Once, the Buddha said:

"Because RAM is so expensive, AI plans are so cheap."

Then Shariputra, one of his disciples, asked:

"But, Master, what is AI, and what is RAM?"

The Buddha fell silent.

A single moment stretched into eternity. Day turned into night, and night turned into day, again and again. The other disciples grew weary, bowed one by one, and wandered off into the darkness.

At last, only Shariputra remained.

The Buddha opened his eyes.

"Go fuck yourself", he replied.

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