This is why you never ever cook bacon with your family jewel...

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2026-03-09T16:24:35Z

↳ 回复 Yarnlady 🧶 (npub1hgvtv4zn2l8l3ef34n87r4sf5s00xq3lhgr3mvwt7kn8gjxpjprqc89jnv)

When the bacon grease pops you right in the eyeball 😫. Breakfast never hurt so good. #imokay #imnotcryingyourecrying

This is why you never ever cook bacon with your family jewels out. Nude breakfast cooking is extremely hazardous.

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