Anything can be a critical CVE if you exaggerate it enough

Raw JSON

{
  "kind": 1,
  "id": "b29249ec0fa772c11f0a77e1eacc52705b8f4d0d53a2b43daebc0a6fae8628ce",
  "pubkey": "52b4a076bcbbbdc3a1aefa3735816cf74993b1b8db202b01c883c58be7fad8bd",
  "created_at": 1786058195,
  "tags": [
    [
      "e",
      "8c132b89cd9bfcfc4844e86a28d278549a2007529d48f2f69716d14750c17ca6",
      "wss://nos.lol/",
      "root",
      "52b4a076bcbbbdc3a1aefa3735816cf74993b1b8db202b01c883c58be7fad8bd"
    ],
    [
      "e",
      "43db1acec3a73cc6ffcfc6edb05e8661c12c94f5fdd4d84ef7ecfcdf1d5339f4",
      "wss://relay.damus.io",
      "reply",
      "948bca3be1dfaaaf7344d508b00c2ec00abe82568d585e84d29248b5956ddd2d"
    ],
    [
      "p",
      "948bca3be1dfaaaf7344d508b00c2ec00abe82568d585e84d29248b5956ddd2d"
    ],
    [
      "client",
      "Damus"
    ]
  ],
  "content": "Anything can be a critical CVE if you exaggerate it enough",
  "sig": "4446173fe2b711cc9ef9d8d131e8fd3c4502e7aa5c3d39b7f055338a2e0acfd8e367496a853bdbd7599ab9b86042c4c1dc3fe91f1bebd1607acc99c1c72b2897"
}