Rich Nost

😇🍆💩 nostr:nevent1qqsz6vmfqzfeu5uljfzcdcwv7gta2nskmhf7sfjl0u86fmd4ptl3r5qpr9mhxue69uhhqun9d45h2mfwwpexjmtpdshxuet59upzp78xcep59u0q2fyqvv8z0cgpdh8rtlp6...

Predictable resistance to bitcoin taking on it's form. We can't hit the reset button every time that shit doesnt go a bunch of unreasonable, puritanic...

I have removed my monero payment target. Sometimes you have to remind yourself why on-chain payments are poopy in some respects, like: Demonstrative...

Latest Knots release notes are absolutely unhinged: https://npub1zw7ftkfpezmtym8n2j2fvnd0smunztl9pyjys0fxdqne08vq397s5yvpu5.blossom.band/f8744211e468...

SUBMITTED WITHOUT COMMENT https://npub1zw7ftkfpezmtym8n2j2fvnd0smunztl9pyjys0fxdqne08vq397s5yvpu5.blossom.band/ec0883f4ff571fd90dbd036aa0490b3458e72...

This is me as a car https://npub1zw7ftkfpezmtym8n2j2fvnd0smunztl9pyjys0fxdqne08vq397s5yvpu5.blossom.band/b037814a0961a96a2fd7d97f8f24dc374bd806b1877f4...

I am just smart enough to know when someone is smart enough to pretend to be smarter than they are. Basically, I can sniff out a crank. But I'm too ...

Yeah, to the hardliners. But hardliners never own the narrative, after the revolution. If they're lucky, they don't get lined up and shot, like in Ch...

The only people these days who care or know how the internet works are either retired or furries. Everyone else just uses it. Same thing will happe...

"shocking but not surprising" -- Did Bessent slop up this clapback? nostr:nevent1qqsqr5mtz8sekc2v6cqnyax4k2y05xxscgh0lrkkdy0sypcx08ctmdgpz4mhxue69uh...

X makes me feel like I just saw a dead hobo.

Good guy bots.

lol that's going in the receipts directory https://npub1zw7ftkfpezmtym8n2j2fvnd0smunztl9pyjys0fxdqne08vq397s5yvpu5.blossom.band/4dcab32a56b2cc8a8468f...

Right. The rule is that when a nuclear power fails, only good things can happen. The vacuum of power is 🙅 off limits 🙅

Well, yes, of course. It only makes sense that the non-aggression principle will finally be apparent when people are starving and without shelter.

Its a fascinating religion.

Oh right, and they are largely unconcerned with outreach. Each individual is only concerned with people as radicalized as they are, consigned to letti...

Its just honestly the most "hate the user" thing I have experienced on nostr. It's literallt a popup that blocks the core experience. And it keeps hap...

That trope where bitcoiners are all psychopaths and sociopaths is hitting a little different this morning https://theconversation.com/impulsive-psych...

Have you used the latest version? The application loudly, randomly notifies you to login to a paid relay while you are going about your business of ju...

So Amethyst is garbage now nostr:nevent1qqsqqqqdsqtjqv7d848vda9d7qnafl6609ymxa97gp6l3x66lhnaxtgpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgtczyr9gnjc378r46k...

What happened to #whimsymaxxing lady?

Holy shit, if you want to see some real scrambled brains, BIP-Twitter is an absolute horror show. It's a total radicalization funnel.

This looks like some sort of pivot from that Bitcoin Shark Tank show. I wonder when it was actually filmed.

Oh man. As a member of the bitcoin "community" I can tell you the glaring risk is people ghosting. The bitcoin social fabric is weak. People get minte...

Yes. Bitcoin culture specifically.

Matthew Kratter morning audience tuning in. https://npub1zw7ftkfpezmtym8n2j2fvnd0smunztl9pyjys0fxdqne08vq397s5yvpu5.blossom.band/7eab254c49df45534088...

"Oh well Saylor made a phone call to the miners to kill BIP110" According to whom?! Some influencer ass who is still counting BIP-110 blocks at the s...

Some have been upset that Saylor sells bitcoin. Now some are super mad that Saylor holds bitcoin. So mad that they are gonna rage quit and call bitco...

Uh Saylor also happens to be the largest known bdash holder.

What is your secret.

Oh yeah you don't get inundated with every destined-to-be-cult 80's sci-fi film in real time and not come out with your tastes warped. Love those movi...

The alternative history of Bitcoin is that it has been been destroyed multiple times, because unmedicated jackasses on a manic tear failed to save bi...

Plans? Keeping a personal maintenance fork doesnt seem super hard. The test suite, though, was what kept it incredibly stable, and that will quickly g...

Eventually the anarcho-libertarians will get bored playing with their bitcoins and bitter that, by doing nothing, their revolution once again fails to...

Our vulnerabilities

I think Luke is performing an important service. We haven't given the bitcoin lunatics an exit to an alt-fork in quite a while. Alt-forks are an imp...

You're starting to see allegations from your batshit influencers who are making things up as they go...and who else exactly?

Personally, I hope more "bitcoiners" drop out and make room for all the people they would otherwise have scared off. This was never supposed to be an ...

Bitcoiners think and talk too much, mostly because they just hang around each other online and radicalize each other instead of actually fixing any of...

Your waifu pillow is delayed in transit.

And a merry irrelevant radicalization to you, Sir.

You guys literally thought you had a shot, so you'll excuse me if I don't take your hairshirt doomsday predictions seriously.

bew hew hew BEW HEW HEW

Technically, all deterministic Bitcoin wallets start with seeds. BitKey seeds are created on three separate pieces of hardware (BitKey device, the pho...

I don't want to be special. I want to make normal frens and show them how to be rich.

Linux needs more bikinis.

🫗 nostr:nevent1qqsqqqrc4w89padzrnjdrgnad9zy29zwzznvyl9png3q009lpaq92kspzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgtczyp6dc7zhypt366a4snn8etda6njyfxu3mnj6kv0...

Say his name. nostr:nevent1qqsw4r5fnmu24qqj8a3d66f8pewf6ray7zq4kvnh68um99d6jkvrv7spr9mhxue69uhhqun9d45h2mfwwpexjmtpdshxuet59upzpp980k6kkq8sq0wxsah988...

Never heard of monero. Sounds gay

No but I hear NVK has several lies on deck to address them.

Tuck fucking everlasting.

I don't think it's about network share. Those are empty numbers that can be manipulated. It's about economically relevant nodes that originate high vo...

Oh yes, I have Zeus. I can't get enough consistency getting my payments routed through purchased liquidity, and I've experienced too much instability ...

Are they SSD or spinning platter? Spinning platter over USB is going to take a very long time to sync. I experimented with an external USB 3.0 SuperSp...

Inside getting expensive too with this heat.

Bro it's cat meat. Therefore the argument is irrelevant. Doyyy!

This is where I stopped reading X last night, and it only took 5 minutes of scrolling. I should thank Arthur for being so absurd. https://npub1zw7ftkf...

I run a Core 29 full node that services a 5 year old lightning node with dozens of peers and non-insignificant liquidity. Maybe top 100 nodes. Also I...

Christ almighty, it's like Europe is fine being treated by their leaders like an ant farm. nostr:nevent1qqsfrr5ccgtanj9v75v5ehp5xu0ms05ye3klms4mjyplu...

I have no idea what demand Primal was trying to meet. It just kind of strikes me as this weird Frankenstein abomination of VC fucksticks cutting every...

Time to blaze a J u mean

Did you lose a bet?

I've already outlined why I think it's an online movement of miscalculated game theory and passion; not a credible way forward, IMO

Again, I can have nuanced opinions about Core and believe that their OP_RETURN limit is arbitrary and biased towards unpalatable use cases. But I don'...

BIP-110 is a LARP. It's 0.3% of the current hash rate and a bunch of defiant oppositional disorder loony birds maling a lot of noise on social media ...

It was an old address forwarded to me by USPS. But the address could have only been associates with my ColdCard purchase, so I'm taking the same steps...

I'm curious if the reference number in the upper right or the QR Code in the lower right are the same. Just curious how sophisticated these fucksticks...

My last workplace was annoyingly progressive and had a ridiculous performance reward program instead of bonuses. Every so often, I would get Good Boy ...

The YC9 is the quintessential junk drawer gun.

nostr is for people who like freedom. And holy shit, apparently nobody likes freedom.

This entire culture is just an emergent consequence of the bitcoin community outsourcing their brains to influencers years ago.

Engagement farming?

We are speed running all the debates that make us mad enough to kill.

Finally a sats proposal that males sense. nostr:nevent1qqs2c6jnrte4de4mdun9dxxad9n248ylnc5me2v3mdfnlaj6qz88thcpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsyg...

Simpler times

All the wellness goops, diet fads, thinkboi alt politics, and pseudoscience you see circulated on nostr are just content filler that bitcoin influence...

I think he's directionally correct about nostr. I couldn't tell you the first thing about pubky bc I don't want to give him my phone number or a thous...

Knowledge gap is no reason not to learn how to run lightning. AI can teach you. At this point, it's just a question of if you want to be of any use to...

"I like Xi Xing Ping. Ping is my man. Western values are unharmonious. Woof."

It's such a losing strategy to run a campaign on feels and ideals that everyone knows is destined to lose. All it accomplishes is reaching the insan...

Andrew Tate

I like to work to it and pretend I run a potion shop in a remote and sparsely populated part of the overworld map.

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And more #dungeonsynth https://youtu.be/DffQVP6UqVQ

Sniffing WiFi to find cameras.

It's weird that "sovereign individual" used to mean multi-millionaire who subscribes to futurist newsletters about jurisdictional tax evasion, and now...

No not recently. But now when I try to switch to Cashu, I get the never-ending Greek flair busy spinner of death: https://nostr.download/5b14909dea56...

The LN address for each is the same across both wallets, right?

Maybe the activity history somehow is messed up?

Amethyst's Viktor went Gleason-levels of chaos and added on-chain zapping with a re-usable address. Damus dev is having a no-good, terrible, horrible ...

Does Zeus zap locker have some sort of weird Cashu fallback? Apparently I just received 1000 SATs at my Zeus cashu address alongside 121 sats in my Z...

The wellness-to-Bitcoin pipeline is so real, I'm beginning to think that we are all actually only a little less fucking stupid than shitcoiners.

That's like not being the stinkiest turd.

I respect the game, but I think nostr doesnt have mass appeal in the same way mastodon doesn't -- namely, the ownership model means there is no way fo...

I mean could kind prop the action arm on its elbow...hold on I'll get back to you about this.

Super rare villain arc

A widening/redefinition of consensus rules that brings the history of the blockchain into its own alternative transaction history, signaling to miners...

I don't care?

Calm your tits, José. What are you so salty about anyways? Is this some BIP-110 thing?