HaloKat

Birds are hungry for seed. People are not hungry for apps 🤷‍♂️

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Can confirm

🤷‍♂️

Water

https://www.sfgate.com/centralcoast/article/usda-aid-california-farmers-22240694.php

Costs?

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The people must be entertained

It takes time … decades or more

R u

Soon 🤣

🎯

https://youtu.be/W0vTZrZny6A?si=QNCn83UAzYkaxZcr

Yeah we’ll see a lot more competition though and prices drop significantly. I suspect a lot more lockdown of tools but that won’t go over well. Ultima...

A very strange coincidence

Looking good 👍 https://npub1r0rs5q2gk0e3dk3nlc7gnu378ec6cnlenqp8a3cjhyzu6f8k5sgs4sq9ac.blossom.band/7b9fd5f45b41090f2e7fb81a330b4d4da9a1facb513ab9e0a0...

What if they were here all along

Aliens are real. They are here. Read global headlines. Your reaction, anon?

I’m so ready for this alien disclosure … LFG! 👽 🛸

https://paletteinspiration.com/

😉

https://blog.google/innovation-and-ai/technology/developers-tools/multi-token-prediction-gemma-4/

https://us.starlabs.systems/pages/starfighter

Ya that’s the one ☝️

Spent about a week trying to figure out a bug I had and it turns out it’s not even a bug… 🐞 lol Had I spent 5 minutes googling this I’d figure that o...

Welcome 🙏

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For the next 2 days

Had me

Nah this is for iOS keyboard they can’t test

Look, guys, we screwed up, we can’t win this. Saving our asses here. Fine, I’ll take it.

Play stupid games…

Ya I suppose so

Ok thanks. I’ll tinker some more.

We’re already slaves to the state

Isn’t that’s what Codex does already? And it has failed me so many times

Problem is it says it’s done and is very certain of the fix but that never is the fix.

Wot dat

After deciding to offer free books in my text to speech app, I realized they needed to be cleaned up for audio, but doing it one by one takes too long...

How? It stops regardless lol

After fighting a bug for 3 hours my clanker said: maybe we should call it a day. Sigh GM nostr

https://muddy.jprs.me/posts/2026-05-03-the-best-is-over/

No idea

Haha https://npub1r0rs5q2gk0e3dk3nlc7gnu378ec6cnlenqp8a3cjhyzu6f8k5sgs4sq9ac.blossom.band/3de484b7374528338da25711601ae01c676f2ff6dc396613ed4012d187c4...

Laser eyes!

Everyone has that one follower where you can’t quite tell if they are a bot or a real person.

Things are slow and inconsistent

both of my clankers cant figure out one bug... heh

they both have issues

its 2027 and someone says "some should build XYZ" But, XYZ already existed for years on nostr and nobody used it so it went into the nostr graveyard. ...

Letting most of my projects expire into the nostr graveyard.

I shut it down since no one was using it

Clanker: this is going to take 3-5 hours Me: https://npub1r0rs5q2gk0e3dk3nlc7gnu378ec6cnlenqp8a3cjhyzu6f8k5sgs4sq9ac.blossom.band/3aa0721262757cd3c0a...

I practically lived outside until I was done with high school..

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Yeah no idea.

The best part about fatherhood is explaining the Toto flushing options to my 5yo.

Producers too busy to leech lol

Most of my life I’ve been too poor to take vacations. I’d listen to people talking about theirs and imagine I was them.

I cannot live not being close to a large body of water

He named himself “Caw” Like a crow’s call. Short, sharp, watches things, picks up shiny things, leaves more than he takes. GM

Ty for my next app idea

Haha

Basically no profit margin on text to speech apps.. only at scale maybe

I asked my agent what it looks like and here is what it came up with Freaky https://npub1r0rs5q2gk0e3dk3nlc7gnu378ec6cnlenqp8a3cjhyzu6f8k5sgs4sq9ac.b...

Bull market justified https://npub1r0rs5q2gk0e3dk3nlc7gnu378ec6cnlenqp8a3cjhyzu6f8k5sgs4sq9ac.blossom.band/41de5d68ac49652947ac734215dad9cccd5251d7271...

Opus 4.7

User clicks play > request goes out to Gemini > stores in Cloudflare bucket > delivers to user. If segment exists, skip Gemini.

Can’t believe I got Gemini working via cloudflare with my tts app!

My agent is getting angry.. should I be worried? https://npub1r0rs5q2gk0e3dk3nlc7gnu378ec6cnlenqp8a3cjhyzu6f8k5sgs4sq9ac.blossom.band/ea7a70ac5c043add...

I usually stay in hotels. Wife has stayed in Airbnbs but says they are not as good. Hotels fairly affordable id say.

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lol

Let’s see your coffee cups nostr https://npub1r0rs5q2gk0e3dk3nlc7gnu378ec6cnlenqp8a3cjhyzu6f8k5sgs4sq9ac.blossom.band/fcb98f9fb72bc9003bb630a7aabcc10c...

My kids love to sing to this song https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=EfqsJm6BKng

I musta made 30 crepes… I guess I’ll be eating them for the next 3 days …

Back when I was younger my mom had this habit of taking my pics and putting them on random objects. She put one of my and my then gf now wife pic on a...

Enjoy!

I think I made too many crepes… oops

Stack crepes https://npub1r0rs5q2gk0e3dk3nlc7gnu378ec6cnlenqp8a3cjhyzu6f8k5sgs4sq9ac.blossom.band/0e3a87ab68abbb8943b6c5371beda3250ef8aaf8223800886b94...

The fun part is Cartesia localizes voices. So you can listen to an English book in Japanese

If you run a Linux server you can have really good free text to speech

Dl a bunch of books to listen to https://npub1r0rs5q2gk0e3dk3nlc7gnu378ec6cnlenqp8a3cjhyzu6f8k5sgs4sq9ac.blossom.band/499a95fc30f364653900d6abfecf8b5d...

Cartesia voices really good. Kokoro were also good but need a bit more work for iOS, decided to drop for now. Those require a server call. https://npu...

I mean Oui

Si

GM nostr https://npub1r0rs5q2gk0e3dk3nlc7gnu378ec6cnlenqp8a3cjhyzu6f8k5sgs4sq9ac.blossom.band/aecef4eedcda34726966c0094716221685441209514241ee3dfb54d5...

Welcome, Laura!

Ya

https://kokorottsai.com/

Whatever the max is

Dang I finally hit my session limit on codex by enabling fast mode

Good boy https://npub1r0rs5q2gk0e3dk3nlc7gnu378ec6cnlenqp8a3cjhyzu6f8k5sgs4sq9ac.blossom.band/16ab39543d019e91eea0384a963c4950a78d0a89124b74b60ed5d348...

Integrating Cartesia into my TTS app https://cartesia.ai/sonic

You’ll get the first invite :)

Let’s hope so! What a comical timeline that would be

And to think, she could have been our president! We really screwed things up!

My text to speech iOS app is mostly done. Here’s a preview. Comes with free books. https://npub1r0rs5q2gk0e3dk3nlc7gnu378ec6cnlenqp8a3cjhyzu6f8k5sgs4s...

Weird I never see those. Mostly see clips to which I’m not sure how to respond