Kajoozie Maflingo

this is better than a Richard stallman quote

this is a dark path

and BRAVO

well cheers and congratulations and whatnot

in 40 minutes nostr:nprofile1qqspn7d0hru9ta0gddd759sw0rk9suty3vgdakcy8ayqdl9geegwf5cpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezumt0d5hszxmhwden5te0w35x2en0wfjhxapwdehhxarjx...

OK puzzles

$59,000 is $59k $58,000.00 - $58,999.99 is $58k $57,999 is $57k, etc... thems the rules.

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yes, I bet we would see $58k in 2026, he bet we would stay at or above $59k all year. just barely touching $58k means I won.

yes. in Mississippi last week.

yeah even the "good" cops are complicit.

cops would rather murder a baby than let a woman steal a pack of diapers. and that's a fact.

attention is the ultimate currency

if he posts to pubky no one will see it

WWG1WGA!!! TRUST THE PLAN! HE'S PLAYING 5D CHESS! THIS IS THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM! THE LAST DOMINO IS ABOUT TO FALL! MAGA!

I love how the answer to everything in normie world is just trust someone else to do it for you

I didn't move to the sandwich, the sandwich moved to me.

he's moved on to other things

wtf is a downvote

a lot of plot points just made no sense. I kept having to remind myself it was 1941, cinema was brand new, all the other films around the same time...

...no

its 2026 and nostr:nprofile1qqspn7d0hru9ta0gddd759sw0rk9suty3vgdakcy8ayqdl9geegwf5cpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezumt0d5hszxmhwden5te0w35x2en0wfjhxapwdehhxarjxy...

exactly.

the payday loans office next door to my shop is closed today. they were open Friday June 19th, which was actually Juneteenth. (Friday is the day ev...

then it just gets all humid and muggy outside and its somehow even *hotter* than before that's Louisiana anyway

H E A L T H

its honestly quite therapeutic

just sleep on the street like everyone else in San Fran

never forget what they took from you nostr:nevent1qqsvwdyhlvdvdggvgpfq645355sq3wzq4utvutwsh5dxhgm6zxkhqhspz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsygzsszd9...

fuck around and become a mumified corpse

Will has that pent up nerd rage, he could probably choke slam Andre the Giant like Hulk Hogan, and Vitor has a PhD and speaks half a dozen languages, ...

who would have guessed a vibe coded trust fund could have flaws?

I'm trying to practice gratitude and honestly I think its changing my life

his are all splotchy and patchy though miss el salvador has full eyebrows with a definite line of where eyebrow ends and face skin begins

damnit Shamus

1. yes they are 2. its clearly not that bad if she's winning national beauty contests, jeeze...

"I just vibed this app no one will ever use and it only cost slightly more in tokens than it would have cost me to pay some Pakistani devs to do it 5 ...

you've missed 2 opportunities to sell that short at $60k

when your best ideas are stolen nostr:nevent1qqszgdgqddr494uqjsru0rx8m2j6lnm9z872hjfa0xquka7fj2uh2fqpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgtczyppl8jts...

Dead?!? it won't even go back down to $58k

$500 I'll stick with my Pixel 8 with Graphene for now

3/5 relay handling is fucking hilarious

its Wednesday night and I'm sitting in my backyard, burning an old chicken coop, smoking weed, drinking, and watching The Conjuring with nostr:nprofil...

Come to find out "Web Dev" just means "Squarespace User"

Its amazing the number of self proclaimed web devs I've worked with who have no idea how to set up DNS records properly

GM B^2

This is as close to a spine as Trump has ever had

Dude sell your short already

#frogup nostr:nevent1qqsd293qgprckuyy6jx2h0453etqmv0n3dzpewz4awhq3jd0sc7gmsspzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezumt0d5hsygqelxhm37z47h5xkkl2zc883mzcw9jgkyx7mvzr7jqxl...

Ai bots

Im wearing a suit and she's wearing a dress...

GM You cannot kill that which is already dead!

On my phone, desktop, AND laptop? HELL YEAH!

This looks like the precursor to genocide

Absolutely. The worst thing for a child is parents getting divorced cause their love life flattened after the kid was born. Take care of yourself an...

Cosleeping is great and all but you gotta cut it off and stick the kid in a bassinet before long or they get addicted. Its also very important to rek...

When the kid starts staring longingly at your food, give him some!

Could you check your pants for me?

2009 Toyota Sienna. 285k miles.

Bro what if we're bots?

I wasn't even supposed to come here tonight my wife is gonna kill me

https://youtu.be/cnRl40c5NSs

You should make mushroom ketchup

Hi Barry

sigh... ETF's are not Bitcoin.

GM. if anyone on nostr started calling me a pedo, I'd just mute and move on. if anyone on nostr sent my relay a cease and desist or order to censor ...

it is wednesday, my dudes https://cornychat.com/wednesdaydudes

they were soft cause they were backwards compatible

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you wanna buy a gun? I'll sell you a gun.

is it ghee wrestling?

careful you'll offend some folks here

so I got another pretty funny sheep story... #overheardincornychat

done

it blows my mind that there are bitcoiners who self custody and are unarmed

and this is why we don't use our corn for leverage nostr:nevent1qqs03wzv9dna5e6628uwjnyyduea2dh3wps89q4n9yyzgz95t3fujuqpr4mhxue69uhkummnw3ezucnfw33k7...

get in the van. https://cornychat.com/fbivan #cornychat

fuck em.

Morgan Freeman: "It was not the day." nostr:nevent1qqsv9s83eaqu4cj0vn9n3h6djfc5c3fvrm8n9cntef3ql7rkju4ma9qpr4mhxue69uhkummnw3ezucnfw33k76twv4ezuum0vd5...

time to sell the short position you've been bag holding since Oct

dude just smoke weed

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you'll hate them until the moment you try them, then you become one of the hated ones. just like bitcoin

Nice to see Republicans getting in on Pride month

the only OS that costs $100 a week to use

nope. no carnivores on nostr.

I love you

nostr looking like a Waffle House at 3am

I don't like Odell OR jb55

covid is racist

Claude code

#58kgang waking up like https://media.tenor.com/OcuuyPgL7VAAAAAC/vince-mcmahon-intrigued.gif

life is not complete without a boob cactus #overheardincornychat

not this time, I'm ballin on a budget

I was going for Dagwood

I made a lil sandwich https://blossom.primal.net/111c8613eac4ca95171b319ab6bae79c44ca8c4777ff449df2ab99d67a4593b9.jpg #foodstr

you'll have to read subtitles

gm. there's a fine line between being blunt and being an asshole, just like there's a fine line between being non-confrontational and being fake.

nice

WORD5 #603 4/6* (Hard Mode) ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟧 🟧🟪⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 https://otherstuff.ai/word5/