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falsefaucet

554413 bitcoin is for enemies blessed are those who plant trees under whose shade they will never sit

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2026-05-06T17:35:31Z

↳ Reply Jay (npub10mtatsat7ph6rsq0w8u8npt8d86x4jfr2nqjnvld2439q6f8ugqq0x27hf)

Only wrinkle there is that you will need to blacklist apps from aurora that you're installing via za...

undervalued comment. i remember dealing with app conflicts with update etc.

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2026-05-06T17:11:25Z

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2026-05-06T17:09:24Z

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There was a tweet about saylor selling btc to pay dividends for his shitcoin But for me its more than that, he has always rubbed me the wrong way. Th...

There was a tweet about saylor selling btc to pay dividends for his shitcoin But for me its more than that, he has always rubbed me the wrong way. The constant repeated catch phrases 'Wall of encrypted cyber energy' He pulled of one of the most epic affinity scams I love bitcoin by my financial asset.

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2026-05-06T14:45:51Z

↳ Reply corndalorian (npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5)

Temporary changes are rarely actually temporary.

nothing is so permanent as a temporary gov program

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2026-05-06T14:33:59Z

Love seeing everyone defend saylor. Y'all need to admit you were wrong about him. Go ahead. Those of us who saw through the veil, knew this was inevi...

Love seeing everyone defend saylor. Y'all need to admit you were wrong about him. Go ahead. Those of us who saw through the veil, knew this was inevitable. Makes me chuckle at plebs desperate attempt to defend their 'chad' You sucked his dick metaphorically and he pumped your bags. Very similar to the 2024 presidential election where everyone slobbed on trumps dick cause 'strategic bitcoin reserve' And Where Is That.? Nowhere Hope you get that taste of saylors dick out of your mouth https://media1.tenor.com/m/po-UiIbWBlQAAAAC/hot-dog-girl.gif

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2026-05-06T13:49:03Z

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Its GM time somewhere, every minute

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2026-05-06T13:41:14Z

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Nostr is what you make of it. Nostr has barely had a chance to live and many delcarethat it is dead. There is no marketing department besides nostr:...

Nostr is what you make of it. Nostr has barely had a chance to live and many delcarethat it is dead. There is no marketing department besides nostr:nprofile1qqsr7acdvhf6we9fch94qwhpy0nza36e3tgrtkpku25ppuu80f69kfq9q9kky This isn't some company. Its barely been 5 years of this protocol. 'We overestimate what we can do in a short time, and underestimate what we can do in a long time' I thank all the countless people building on this protocol, a lot of them before receiving grants, and the many more who do it for the love of the game.

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2026-05-06T04:51:42Z

↳ Reply corndalorian (npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5)

😂 https://blossom.primal.net/cf5582b502e6d031deba3dcc08b9cdd6327d9c32ef4b20b5236d6fd18c455e43.jpg

https://media1.tenor.com/m/HWnXZuvlpaUAAAAC/nosacrifice-goodfellas.gif

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2026-05-06T01:48:26Z

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somehow missed this note. thanks for linking it.

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2026-05-05T21:45:01Z

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nowhere am i trying to stop anyone from using anything. simply reminding people that we dont forget when you shill nfts and bullshit.

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2026-05-05T21:02:30Z

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Found it, but now time to find the sttupid proprietary connector. https://blossom.primal.net/695a4d8757f9575897c1a8c47ae5b19a8315bd9d4c7d9d9f8723e474...

Found it, but now time to find the sttupid proprietary connector. https://blossom.primal.net/695a4d8757f9575897c1a8c47ae5b19a8315bd9d4c7d9d9f8723e47423683630.jpg Is it tests fight, the app?

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2026-05-05T20:32:41Z

if for some reason, you needed another reason, not to use this browser nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzqntcggz30qhq60ltqdx32zku9d46unhrkjtcv7fml7jx3dh4h94nq...

if for some reason, you needed another reason, not to use this browser nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzqntcggz30qhq60ltqdx32zku9d46unhrkjtcv7fml7jx3dh4h94nqythwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnswf5k6ctv9ehx2ap0qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyv9kh2uewd9hj7qpqtv7q0prf7qz6eqyzx6nvu2f2sxnln4q8hhruz76t2g2j7n84vyzsqz72mw

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2026-05-05T20:28:48Z

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i also wonder this nostr:npub1cmmswlckn82se7f2jeftl6ll4szlc6zzh8hrjyyfm9vm3t2afr7svqlr6f

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2026-05-05T20:03:06Z

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gary proliferated the NFT scams. needs to be said.

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2026-05-05T19:53:22Z

↳ Reply MayDood (npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat)

They were cringey 😂 That kid was such a punk

To each their own. Imo spy kids slapped. Plus the mom was a babe 😍

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2026-05-05T14:36:40Z

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2026-05-05T14:21:59Z

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97 malbu, passenger door didn't open. And it had a bad tranny. But it was mine 😁 https://blossom.primal.net/3e5cf646a496ca5cf8a259fad044d422ddf5d307d6...

97 malbu, passenger door didn't open. And it had a bad tranny. But it was mine 😁 https://blossom.primal.net/3e5cf646a496ca5cf8a259fad044d422ddf5d307d6bc87a1b6072f04d0c6c407.png

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2026-05-03T19:00:24Z

Just drove past the make and model of my first car, Got depressed when it had an antique plate on it.... Shit I feel old.

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2026-05-03T18:38:22Z

↳ Reply The Fishcake (nostr.build) (npub137c5pd8gmhhe0njtsgwjgunc5xjr2vmzvglkgqs5sjeh972gqqxqjak37w)

Are there any real people left on Nostr?

There is at least a dozen of us! GN

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2026-05-03T05:53:07Z

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Precisely

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2026-05-02T15:35:23Z

↳ Reply HaloKat (npub1r0rs5q2gk0e3dk3nlc7gnu378ec6cnlenqp8a3cjhyzu6f8k5sgs4sq9ac)

People who predict $1m bitcoin seem to be oblivious to paper bitcoin manipulation. Maybe on a long...

Nor do they mentions the purchasing power of said million dollars. Like can I buy a house or a car with that.

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2026-05-02T15:32:56Z

↳ Reply MayDood (npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat)

Is that the price in Vegas?

Idk I'm not in Vegas ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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2026-04-29T13:38:49Z

Fucking 4.39 a gallon

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2026-04-29T13:37:51Z

But this, my frens, is why I don't recommend PRIMOOOOOOL. It can be CENSOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED nostr:nevent1qqsqqqzwwl44gf9tyn5mmhysyzkr9w7z8zncyd3gktp066...

But this, my frens, is why I don't recommend PRIMOOOOOOL. It can be CENSOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED nostr:nevent1qqsqqqzwwl44gf9tyn5mmhysyzkr9w7z8zncyd3gktp066fp9zgvqvqpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejsygr76l2u82lsd7suqrm3lpuc2emf734vjg65cy5m8m24vfgxjflzqqphc003

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2026-04-29T13:07:27Z

↳ Reply falsefaucet (npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l)

IRS: Hey please pay us your taxes. YOU: how much do i owe you? IRS: idk but you can pay these approv...

also this reads like you underpaid https://i.nostr.build/TnsYfQB0Ne649z6v.png

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2026-04-28T19:21:10Z

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IRS: Hey please pay us your taxes. YOU: how much do i owe you? IRS: idk but you can pay these approved companies to find out. since even we dont know ...

IRS: Hey please pay us your taxes. YOU: how much do i owe you? IRS: idk but you can pay these approved companies to find out. since even we dont know YOU: fuck it ill try and figure it out. IRS: YOU DUMB FUCK YOU PAID US TOO MUCH, we are keeping some of your money because of it fuck them

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2026-04-28T19:19:03Z

me telling my bank account what to do. Do that shit again. https://v.nostr.build/JtTIkMXnXJAowgA5.mp4

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2026-04-28T15:15:13Z

↳ Reply corndalorian (npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5)

My feed is so dead I may have to start unmuting people 😂 nostr:nevent1qqsvz8d67cf4lyuqjqql9ct0kly567...

Well you are only following less than 300 noubs according to my client https://blossom.primal.net/3cb30640fe5cd0fd6e85ab095a250e87340a8dfe533b3d3df2d...

Well you are only following less than 300 noubs according to my client https://blossom.primal.net/3cb30640fe5cd0fd6e85ab095a250e87340a8dfe533b3d3df2df7bb188c042ad.jpg

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2026-04-28T14:23:53Z

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Honestly fuck all the above.

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2026-04-28T14:19:58Z

i love playoff hockey i hate playoff hockey i love playoff hockey i hate playoff hockey

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2026-04-28T00:50:07Z

↳ Reply YODL (npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy)

Is today corporate day or whatever? Last time I think they had a day, the first day, that was explic...

this isnt new by any means. just accelerating

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2026-04-27T22:06:01Z

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I mean logically that tracks I guess, relays literally handle propagation of notes.

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2026-04-27T21:33:44Z

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more couscous!

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2026-04-27T20:34:05Z

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sounds like adults being adults. thanks for context

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2026-04-27T19:56:28Z

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https://i.nostr.build/vKSbZCTwXcwgl2Xa.png they def did. why not just update it with the new info ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://i.nostr.build/sSVv6y9HbUNzXd1o.png...

https://i.nostr.build/vKSbZCTwXcwgl2Xa.png they def did. why not just update it with the new info ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://i.nostr.build/sSVv6y9HbUNzXd1o.png to be honest i dont even know, is honoring a delete request a relay thing or client thing? i think client based, some one drop some knowledge on me. but njump still has it accessible, what other clients, if it is clients, dont honor deletion requests? https://njump.me/nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzppdakkr4uyfaejv5nz68gcmyfxyzac26r3up2j4s0sr9k3enn4njqythwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnswf5k6ctv9ehx2ap0qqsvuvhg0k6gd7wymsgelkdch6hhzgx2urfxpf0lqdxx7srufvl5vggrf2qd7

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2026-04-27T19:52:42Z

↳ Reply MayDood (npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat)

This guy attacks primal devs for “centralizing” and trying to “ruin nostr” but left the mother of hi...

now wait. he left his wife and child like left, left aka not together. or are you saying he just left his wife at the hotel to go gamble with this u...

now wait. he left his wife and child like left, left aka not together. or are you saying he just left his wife at the hotel to go gamble with this ugly broad

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2026-04-27T19:17:19Z

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it hasnt been about bitcoin for over a decade now. trash.

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2026-04-27T19:15:44Z

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fucking david bailey. they all fuckin suck. if anyone who works for them, didnt leave after this. they dont have any morals. fuck nostr:npub1t8a7...

fucking david bailey. they all fuckin suck. if anyone who works for them, didnt leave after this. they dont have any morals. fuck nostr:npub1t8a7uumfmam38kal4xaakzyjccht4y5jxfs4cmlj0p768pxtwu8skh56yu

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2026-04-27T19:11:52Z

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'And that's why I sold my family van'

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2026-04-27T18:03:43Z

↳ Reply Cyph3rp9nk (npub1lnms53w04qt742qnhxag5d6awy7nz6055flnmjkr6jg39hm86dlq7arrnt)

Here's your average Jew. nostr:nevent1qqstwapk6cgyzulw0qx9lp6szna467652l49lfgyyct97m6205d2j3cpydmhxu...

Well you are a self stated 'Nazi' Is there a reason you didn't include your statement?. What dumbass Nazi thinks he is gonna get any other response ...

Well you are a self stated 'Nazi' Is there a reason you didn't include your statement?. What dumbass Nazi thinks he is gonna get any other response then this. https://blossom.primal.net/41c24d5db38fc79b65b47cc343fb076c5774b30aff814c65839f31906f2c852d.jpg

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2026-04-26T13:23:18Z

doh. time to buy that old chevy pickup https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/federal-surveillance-tech-becomes-mandatory-161321992.html

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2026-04-25T22:20:14Z

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Isn't infowars owned by onion now?

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2026-04-25T20:38:16Z

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That bear is as equally chill as this bear market has been. Good gif choice 👍

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2026-04-25T20:14:55Z

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What. Muthafuckas are smoking crack. This has been a tame bear market. And fuck it I'll say it. We still go lower.

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2026-04-25T20:12:05Z

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GM

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2026-04-25T12:33:16Z

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Pope one is chefs kiss

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2026-04-24T22:18:07Z

↳ Reply 52b4a076... (npub12262qa4uhw7u8gdwlgmntqtv7aye8vdcmvszkqwgs0zchel6mz7s6cgrkj)

gm nostriches 🤙 🍍

GM

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2026-04-24T16:38:41Z

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cause they suck. and have for a long time now.

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2026-04-22T21:24:32Z

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Apparently he should have outlawed being bald.

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2026-04-22T16:38:27Z

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Yes

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2026-04-22T14:39:27Z

↳ Reply falsefaucet (npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l)

value flowing across borders, regardless of govvys. ie i can easily send sats to someone in Iran. ...

permission less transfer of value

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2026-04-20T20:16:51Z

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value flowing across borders, regardless of govvys. ie i can easily send sats to someone in Iran. if i would try to do that currently with the tradi...

value flowing across borders, regardless of govvys. ie i can easily send sats to someone in Iran. if i would try to do that currently with the traditional system, if i even could do it, there would be endless hoops to jump through.

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2026-04-20T20:15:47Z

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Seems like you have a great attitude about it. Continue to wish you guys the best.

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2026-04-19T15:40:03Z

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Happy you are doing better!

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2026-04-19T13:18:46Z

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Billy Corgan of the Smashing Pumpkins will tell you it was a CIA operation to quell rock and push pop music

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2026-04-19T01:21:57Z

↳ Reply falsefaucet (npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l)

much goodness indeed

was just on a tool kick. i love rediscovering amazing music

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2026-04-19T01:08:13Z

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much goodness indeed

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2026-04-19T01:07:30Z

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have you heard of Brass Against?

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2026-04-19T01:06:13Z

https://media1.tenor.com/m/2j3qVa_KuSQAAAAC/yes-rock.gif nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzqead4r35g5evh7p0peczguhzf3ufdc8pe93rt6kt42jtsctq2gt3qythwumn8ghj7un9...

https://media1.tenor.com/m/2j3qVa_KuSQAAAAC/yes-rock.gif nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzqead4r35g5evh7p0peczguhzf3ufdc8pe93rt6kt42jtsctq2gt3qythwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnswf5k6ctv9ehx2ap0qy88wumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmv9uqzpywhnwgmw6p5c9js68gpwzypna2552sgg0c2aajxptl6k8kc7qmc23j28s

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2026-04-19T01:04:28Z

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I give it 6 months. They will jailbreak this device too

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Watch out for that ice wall

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2026-04-17T23:02:26Z

↳ Reply c1908db3... (npub1cxggmvc4sugglquu23kdnwe49rdp8m4y64f8hpekvn8n92rzqtjq04q0wg)

Tiggo bitties?

https://media1.tenor.com/m/p6uHoyeKwo0AAAAC/meme-kid.gif

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2026-04-17T18:49:04Z

↳ Reply EVAN KALOUDIS (npub19kv88vjm7tw6v9qksn2y6h4hdt6e79nh3zjcud36k9n3lmlwsleqwte2qd)

I like calling them sats, bits, lil bitcoins, lil b's, corn nibblets, carrots but definitely not bi...

bitties

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2026-04-17T18:40:34Z

↳ Reply EVAN KALOUDIS (npub19kv88vjm7tw6v9qksn2y6h4hdt6e79nh3zjcud36k9n3lmlwsleqwte2qd)

I like calling them sats, bits, lil bitcoins, lil b's, corn nibblets, carrots but definitely not bi...

https://media1.tenor.com/m/IoO9Y09oQG0AAAAC/denzel-training-day.gif

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2026-04-17T18:40:00Z

↳ Reply EVAN KALOUDIS (npub19kv88vjm7tw6v9qksn2y6h4hdt6e79nh3zjcud36k9n3lmlwsleqwte2qd)

₿1 = 100,000,000 β

anything but referring to the unit normally called a sat, as a bitcoin

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2026-04-17T18:28:59Z

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Love the lenovo thinkpad keyboard.

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2026-04-17T00:33:45Z

↳ Reply 52b4a076... (npub12262qa4uhw7u8gdwlgmntqtv7aye8vdcmvszkqwgs0zchel6mz7s6cgrkj)

✉️

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2026-04-16T19:08:59Z

im am two servers https://media1.tenor.com/m/6YTUmBkrPhkAAAAC/im-doing-my-part-soldier.gif nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzpzq0jec5t2mxk57emsne639fwg46sawjxt...

im am two servers https://media1.tenor.com/m/6YTUmBkrPhkAAAAC/im-doing-my-part-soldier.gif nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzpzq0jec5t2mxk57emsne639fwg46sawjxtrn7005wp73u7wyxdkwqy88wumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmv9uq3wamnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwwpexjmtpdshxuet59uqzpzjkyk3fkhrxpvqp8qzj3ckh6tf5s58amstsq4pgluzxxnxh8tp7232v24

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2026-04-16T18:39:02Z

↳ Reply YODL (npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy)

https://i.nostr.build/8oZdMxr8Id3QonsB.jpg

what houses is this sorting hat sorting? StuckInTruck?

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2026-04-16T18:24:52Z

↳ Reply corndalorian (npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5)

Wondering what everyone thinks about this. If you zap someone for something they posted, at what poi...

If you expect a comment GFY.

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2026-04-16T17:34:26Z

Nothing worse then realizing you forgot to buy TP at the store only after you took shit. Left or right hand? 🤣

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2026-04-16T17:18:48Z

https://npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l.blossom.band/93160c86b55a7d613e8fc229c73e7b8c582ca350a0947f5b516e0b1d6f855fd8....

https://npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l.blossom.band/93160c86b55a7d613e8fc229c73e7b8c582ca350a0947f5b516e0b1d6f855fd8.jpg Owning is knowing. Fuck you lopp

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2026-04-16T15:11:47Z

↳ Reply tanel (npub1t3ggcd843pnwcu6p4tcsesd02t5jx2aelpvusypu5hk0925nhauqjjl5g4)

it's getting tiring with normies https://image.nostr.build/a1e21f1d72722c804bb58f224f4b13d15a7811b3...

No its totally ONLY corporate greed. /s

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2026-04-16T01:40:15Z

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I'd have so much more respect for a person if they said 'ya know, I don't know'

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2026-04-16T01:39:42Z

what an idiot. nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzqxh7p36w84mcf6af8f0rlf255mhtqxfg6ynnnt5t5jpj0p5q3cmdqy88wumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmv9uqzp68ay9t8up3kuzs5ytczmv7qy8k...

what an idiot. nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzqxh7p36w84mcf6af8f0rlf255mhtqxfg6ynnnt5t5jpj0p5q3cmdqy88wumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmv9uqzp68ay9t8up3kuzs5ytczmv7qy8khkvzzc294nnm6x3qdwqxzqfz4ul84rg

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2026-04-16T01:24:37Z

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Okay good. 😁

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2026-04-15T18:29:08Z

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That wasn't a slight at you!!! More so that if people couldn't tell themselves, they are gonna really struggle with discerning human from bot in the n...

That wasn't a slight at you!!! More so that if people couldn't tell themselves, they are gonna really struggle with discerning human from bot in the next decade.

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2026-04-15T18:26:22Z

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Honestly, if you need noshole to tell you, and they have commented on your notes, you are not gonna make it these next 10 years. Good PSA nonetheless

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2026-04-15T18:25:03Z

Should never be acceptable. nostr:nevent1qqs9ll9tnhe4vfv0wqydwk0lw89r9h6hepwuukav5jl6ns5wvdn7respz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsygywgv4dznfe2hg...

Should never be acceptable. nostr:nevent1qqs9ll9tnhe4vfv0wqydwk0lw89r9h6hepwuukav5jl6ns5wvdn7respz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsygywgv4dznfe2hggvwuh2au0pjyp0muge8c3n43xmgdrlt89sj76wvpsgqqqqqqs86gjn6

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2026-04-15T18:21:07Z

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Its more or less than yesterday.

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2026-04-14T14:36:54Z

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It was a fun day!

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2026-04-13T17:43:16Z

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Good points, admittedly I'm ignorant in this. I know states could reduce the tax, but they probably won't. Was more a rhetorical question in regards ...

Good points, admittedly I'm ignorant in this. I know states could reduce the tax, but they probably won't. Was more a rhetorical question in regards to that trump quote. Thanks for the knowledge tho!

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2026-04-13T17:42:47Z

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smells like desperation

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2026-04-13T00:31:02Z

↳ Reply node (npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve)

Lmao a MAGA bot https://media1.tenor.com/m/DICsiY1sdZoAAAAC/mwahaha-laugh.gif

sorry comment on wrong comment. not Newman, was referring to another one. but idk anymore

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2026-04-12T16:15:31Z

↳ Reply node (npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve)

You forgot the “no more wars” stance he promised. So much winning

bot. who starts with a hyphen. plus the vague, sometimes faux philosophical statements. rampant. saw someone post about DAU on nostr. how many ar...

bot. who starts with a hyphen. plus the vague, sometimes faux philosophical statements. rampant. saw someone post about DAU on nostr. how many are these LLM agents

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2026-04-12T16:13:38Z

So now we are blockading the strait? What....

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2026-04-12T14:23:38Z

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Flat

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2026-04-11T17:00:27Z

↳ Reply corndalorian (npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5)

The plebs have spoken https://blossom.primal.net/62e1ee725023527c46f024cc147433ea28c3e8b76a9a107bee...

you plebs have to much bitcoin /s park your own car and buy sats ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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2026-04-11T16:53:36Z

↳ Reply Sats McNic (npub134u08yp6rdcgcamfdcra9aysvhne9wpssft8ntm9qvfu95erxdcqx9qjkm)

I'll definitely try to get my first contract to be dominated in sats

🔥🔥🔥 lfg

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2026-04-10T17:17:53Z

↳ Reply Sats McNic (npub134u08yp6rdcgcamfdcra9aysvhne9wpssft8ntm9qvfu95erxdcqx9qjkm)

The Wisconsin Badgers. Their goalie is a kid I've worked with since he was 9 years old. He's legit s...

crazy i had watched some stuff about the semis, and actually saw his interview, at least i think is the Hauser kid? saw some great saves in the highl...

crazy i had watched some stuff about the semis, and actually saw his interview, at least i think is the Hauser kid? saw some great saves in the highlights. good job coach!

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2026-04-10T16:57:37Z

↳ Reply Sats McNic (npub134u08yp6rdcgcamfdcra9aysvhne9wpssft8ntm9qvfu95erxdcqx9qjkm)

Skinner needed a reset. It'd be super wild to see him get to the Cup finals for a third time in a ro...

i didnt even think about that skinner tidbit.mind blown. i just cant wait for playoff hockey again BABY

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2026-04-10T16:42:34Z

↳ Reply Sats McNic (npub134u08yp6rdcgcamfdcra9aysvhne9wpssft8ntm9qvfu95erxdcqx9qjkm)

He's trying to catch a shiny legendary

https://blossom.primal.net/e8b88fc3505727b349754ee83ae0b736a0b266f513fc105ae25e92be6937c805.gif

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2026-04-10T16:36:42Z

↳ Reply Sats McNic (npub134u08yp6rdcgcamfdcra9aysvhne9wpssft8ntm9qvfu95erxdcqx9qjkm)

I think Colorado is the safest bet, they're just so good. But I'll go with a dark horse and pick Mon...

Woah. Like caufield eh? Hoping my boys in black and gold make a deep run. Their team chemistry is wild, and they are clicking on all cylinders at th...

Woah. Like caufield eh? Hoping my boys in black and gold make a deep run. Their team chemistry is wild, and they are clicking on all cylinders at the moment like 40 goals in last 6 games, something like that. Dubas, as much as I was ehhhh on him, he needs credit for the moves he made. Chinakov I can't believe CBJ were healthy scratching him. Mantha as well. Christ getting rid of Jarry at that time was perfect. I like skinner

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2026-04-10T16:35:58Z

↳ Reply Jay (npub10mtatsat7ph6rsq0w8u8npt8d86x4jfr2nqjnvld2439q6f8ugqq0x27hf)

😂🤣💀

You guys nailed this

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2026-04-10T16:33:06Z

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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2026-04-10T16:31:46Z

↳ Reply 01d0bbf9... (npub1q8gth72n0mcl6rwls905rsvfvuu0dgaq7cq028rc9d7c3ygnp4xq84awvk)

GM nostr 🤙 Wake up to find out that you are the eyes of the world Wake now, discover that you are ...

Gooooooooood Morning

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2026-04-10T15:17:47Z

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Is that where the wisp emojis came from? Is the collection easily shareable? I just saw a random post while messing around on ditto and hit add thinki...

Is that where the wisp emojis came from? Is the collection easily shareable? I just saw a random post while messing around on ditto and hit add thinking it would be just on that client.

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2026-04-10T04:13:39Z

I miss rooting/jailbreaking android/iphones I remember being 15/16 and thinking I was some hackerman. https://media1.tenor.com/m/TbTe1Nc6j34AAAAC/ha...

I miss rooting/jailbreaking android/iphones I remember being 15/16 and thinking I was some hackerman. https://media1.tenor.com/m/TbTe1Nc6j34AAAAC/hacker-hackerman.gif So many features from AOSP ROMs have become integrated into what is googles out of box android UX.

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2026-04-10T03:43:18Z

↳ Reply The Fishcake (nostr.build) (npub137c5pd8gmhhe0njtsgwjgunc5xjr2vmzvglkgqs5sjeh972gqqxqjak37w)

GM☕️🚀 https://npub137c5pd8gmhhe0njtsgwjgunc5xjr2vmzvglkgqs5sjeh972gqqxqjak37w.blossom.band/4bdafb512...

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