LightningRoulette

LightningRoulette

Provably fair roulette based on lightning network. (Note for our players using Nostr; we will pay for your paid relays on Nostr DM for details)

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You're friendly reminder that absolutely nothing is secure online but you can lock your door at night and carry a gun. You're welcome

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2026-09-08T11:46:39Z

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It's wild to watch American TV Like High IQ people marketing to low IQ people which is always true but nowhere is it so obvious

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2026-09-01T23:32:46Z

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Lol. Deposit and then play after 500 confirmations in 2029 Probably not

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2026-09-01T23:30:12Z

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Actually applies to everything in the media "Why am I seeing this now?"

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2026-09-01T23:25:19Z

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BTCB2 sounds like a bad grade in a geography exam

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2026-09-01T23:24:16Z

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If you watch adverts in the United States it's remarkable how often an advert for a pill is followed by an advert that "cures" the side effects of the...

If you watch adverts in the United States it's remarkable how often an advert for a pill is followed by an advert that "cures" the side effects of the previous ad. Actually unbelievable how often it happens

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2026-09-01T23:22:16Z

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It's an important topic Why also are tampons always in packets that look like tampons. A discrete packet would just be white or black not some floral...

It's an important topic Why also are tampons always in packets that look like tampons. A discrete packet would just be white or black not some floral patterns that says "hi everyone I'm a tampon"? I just cant really fathom the marketing

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2026-09-01T23:17:13Z

Silent payment users. Anyone out there using them? Want to test so you can have some free Bitcoin if you DM for testing

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2026-09-01T23:14:44Z

↳ Reply LightningRoulette (npub1v9v56u224987250kqsfr27xy5evjz305y29dscqjyjcm388yqxcqg4jnm3)

Because once body fat drops below 8% ; no periods. Safer then to pick a fat girl

... And, you're welcome

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2026-09-01T23:11:44Z

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Because once body fat drops below 8% ; no periods. Safer then to pick a fat girl

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2026-09-01T23:11:28Z

Good chart from Willy Woo but the point is not that Bitcoin is well dispersed; it's that in some countries it's the means to thrive. Ukraine, Iran eve...

Good chart from Willy Woo but the point is not that Bitcoin is well dispersed; it's that in some countries it's the means to thrive. Ukraine, Iran even to some extent the Philippines - Western countries think it's a larp but I want to see those people live for 18 months in Manila and let us know how they go https://npub1v9v56u224987250kqsfr27xy5evjz305y29dscqjyjcm388yqxcqg4jnm3.blossom.band/26b71433968375099c1f1ee68aac8a6c4060fa9238c227239de7a31bcb46dd05.jpg

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2026-09-01T23:04:17Z

I do like infiniteslop.ai from levels. Like its total garbage but a Rubicon has been crossed here with the speed of video generation exceeding playba...

I do like infiniteslop.ai from levels. Like its total garbage but a Rubicon has been crossed here with the speed of video generation exceeding playback speed. Kinda mind blowing

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2026-09-01T09:03:16Z

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What kind of beer? ...... And food luck for the season

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2026-08-28T20:36:16Z

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And you absolutely should care

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2026-08-28T20:31:36Z

↳ Reply utxo the webmaster 🧑‍💻 (npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8)

Non flash weights just dropped https://huggingface.co/zai-org/GLM-5.3

They will be the LLM leaders by December

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2026-08-28T20:30:34Z

The new games are hidden in the top right of the current site - lightning wallet sign in https://npub1v9v56u224987250kqsfr27xy5evjz305y29dscqjyjcm38...

The new games are hidden in the top right of the current site - lightning wallet sign in https://npub1v9v56u224987250kqsfr27xy5evjz305y29dscqjyjcm388yqxcqg4jnm3.blossom.band/987ce3605cb17881559ceb9ec62584c3e48b560d51644d061170c9c54b6bda9e.mp4

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2026-08-28T20:29:26Z

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In the meantime you can leave your sats with us and have fun rather than simply losing them altogether

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2026-08-27T02:50:04Z

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GLM will be SOTA by December

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2026-08-27T02:47:24Z

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So good 👏👏

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2026-08-26T22:19:04Z

For the next few hours can we please ask that you do not try to hack lightning-roulette Your attention to this matter is appreciated Further update...

For the next few hours can we please ask that you do not try to hack lightning-roulette Your attention to this matter is appreciated Further updates will be provided

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2026-08-26T22:15:16Z

↳ Reply calle (npub12rv5lskctqxxs2c8rf2zlzc7xx3qpvzs3w4etgemauy9thegr43sf485vg)

this too shall pass 🟥

Not just pass though When it passes the improvements will be enormous But right now let's be honest it's a fucking nightmare

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2026-08-26T22:11:31Z

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Good Let's just have the good old days back; only people that: 1. Actually give a shit 2. Have a vague idea what they are talking about

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2026-08-18T04:21:41Z

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And yet; Satoshia single sig coins are still sat there after he just used the basic software to do the basic thing No cosplaying" NASA might hack my...

And yet; Satoshia single sig coins are still sat there after he just used the basic software to do the basic thing No cosplaying" NASA might hack my lightbulbs" nonsense

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2026-08-18T04:19:28Z

↳ Reply corndalorian (npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5)

The psychosis continues 😂🤣 https://npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5....

Just an insane choice Choosing BTC as ticker means it can never list if they insist on it because the exchanges will not supplant BTC with something...

Just an insane choice Choosing BTC as ticker means it can never list if they insist on it because the exchanges will not supplant BTC with something else calling itself that Above all decisions this exposes the stupidity

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2026-08-18T04:10:44Z

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A long road to the end

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2026-08-17T06:01:21Z

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Honest question: are you selling your BTC and buying Blake2b?

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2026-08-17T05:59:39Z

↳ Reply Karnage (npub1r0rs5q2gk0e3dk3nlc7gnu378ec6cnlenqp8a3cjhyzu6f8k5sgs4sq9ac)

There are people paying $15 a month just to talk to an ai fitness coach.

I pay my C+ coach a lot more than that

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2026-08-17T05:57:18Z

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Also thank you to Thomas for what can not have been an easy week

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2026-08-13T02:04:16Z

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Some thoughts on this ported over from the bird app. Not a crisis unless you are a submarine swapper. Even so, upgrade anyway 1/9 Electrum 4.8.1 con...

Some thoughts on this ported over from the bird app. Not a crisis unless you are a submarine swapper. Even so, upgrade anyway 1/9 Electrum 4.8.1 contains “important security fixes”, but the maintainers have not yet disclosed the details. I reviewed the public 4.8.0→4.8.1 code changes. Here is what the evidence does—and does not—show. 🧵 2/9 First: Electrum-generated seeds are not shown to share the COLDCARD entropy flaw. Electrum’s seed-generation code did not change between 4.8.0 and 4.8.1; it uses Python’s cryptographic secrets.randbelow(), backed by the operating system’s CSPRNG. 3/9 The COLDCARD issue arose from a different mechanism: affected device-generated seeds could fall back to weak PRNG/reseed paths. Importing such a seed into Electrum cannot repair it. But an Electrum-generated seed is not weakened merely by later importing it into COLDCARD. 4/9 The critical question is where the seed was originally generated. Genuine Electrum + a normal, uncompromised OS: no analogous entropy defect found. Affected COLDCARD firmware: migrate the seed. Unknown origin: investigate, and take the conservative path if needed. 5/9 The BTCPay incident was separate: it exposed LND macaroon credentials in affected BTCPay deployments. Electrum’s built-in Lightning wallet is not LND and does not use those macaroons. This was not an Electrum seed-generation flaw. 6/9 Visible 4.8.1 hardening includes malicious-server resource limits, stricter network-response validation, CPU-DoS bounds, oversized base43 input limits, log redaction, Android screenshot protection, and Lightning/swap safety checks. 7/9 Our best inference: the undisclosed fix is the submarine-swap fund-safety cluster—funding without expected HTLCs, cancel/broadcast races, unsafe provider terms and refund-reorg timing. This is a code-based inference, not confirmation from Electrum’s maintainers. 8/9 Practical takeaway: upgrade to a verified Electrum 4.8.1 release before connected use. Do not rotate a genuinely Electrum-generated seed solely because of the COLDCARD incident. If the seed came from affected COLDCARD firmware, follow its migration guidance urgently. 9/9 It boils down to PR #10827, framed as a unit test but actually is the submarine swap flaw. If you are a lightning person (like us) take note. No issue with @ElectrumWallet doing it this way; there aren't many choices when it's all open spurce

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2026-08-13T02:03:05Z

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Good effort by Wednesday morning

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2026-08-12T06:57:36Z

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Thank you RB

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2026-08-12T05:56:39Z

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2026-08-12T05:43:41Z

↳ Reply 99895004... (npub1nxy4qpqnld6kmpphjykvx2lqwvxmuxluddwjamm4nc29ds3elyzsm5avr7)

Our only sponsors are you.

..... And lightning-roulette.com

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2026-08-12T05:08:46Z

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How did it expire. Lol. Zapped you 95k

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2026-08-12T05:06:45Z

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2026-08-12T03:17:47Z

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Because they lost their cold card sponsorships

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2026-08-11T21:39:14Z

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Yes. Japan has been cactus since about 1990; it's getting a bit boring "Hey guys there's a problem in Japan" In fact the problem is that net 2 mil...

Yes. Japan has been cactus since about 1990; it's getting a bit boring "Hey guys there's a problem in Japan" In fact the problem is that net 2 million people a year are disappearing and it's starting to show

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2026-08-11T10:38:12Z

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You're missing zaps Sven and now you have some

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2026-08-11T09:59:03Z

Is anybody feeling even a little bit refreshed? There's nobody left but the actual bitcoiners now. - fork war done - zero retail interest - zero sh...

Is anybody feeling even a little bit refreshed? There's nobody left but the actual bitcoiners now. - fork war done - zero retail interest - zero shitcoins Yet some really cool stuff happening like at second.tech and other places Just builders and bitcoiners remain

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2026-08-11T09:04:21Z

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Haven't seen an advert in six months You still have 50 days to go though

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2026-08-11T09:00:28Z

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Yes do whatever you want

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2026-08-11T05:45:41Z

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Nice website btw. Cool toys

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2026-08-11T05:45:21Z

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We see it. Hold

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2026-08-11T05:40:32Z

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Hmmm. Working here with AlbyHub https://npub1v9v56u224987250kqsfr27xy5evjz305y29dscqjyjcm388yqxcqg4jnm3.blossom.band/aaed9e1dce3b2a0b1ec89d99c7757584...

Hmmm. Working here with AlbyHub https://npub1v9v56u224987250kqsfr27xy5evjz305y29dscqjyjcm388yqxcqg4jnm3.blossom.band/aaed9e1dce3b2a0b1ec89d99c775758471d1b8e275a840c7cc32f347f92ca247.jpg

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2026-08-11T05:39:52Z

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So deposit some random number 87,654 we will zap you same amount just tell us the amount. Then try the games top right and let us know (or don't)

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2026-08-11T05:31:02Z

Quick test. For this who deposit on lightning-roulette.com in the next hour or so we will double it up to 100,000 looking for feedback on the new game...

Quick test. For this who deposit on lightning-roulette.com in the next hour or so we will double it up to 100,000 looking for feedback on the new games (top righ you will see it on the sitet). We will do it a few times this week Just DM or reply with your random amount of sats. We will check and zap you back the same

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2026-08-11T05:20:20Z

110 Zapathon starts now

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2026-08-08T21:56:10Z

↳ Reply corndalorian (npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5)

Lol https://npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5.blossom.band/ee705363c4...

This killed it. What the fuck are they doing

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2026-08-08T21:47:53Z

↳ Reply corndalorian (npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5)

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Correct I wish mempool would animate the fork too so we can see an unmined block for a few weeks

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2026-08-08T06:41:37Z

↳ Reply LightningRoulette (npub1v9v56u224987250kqsfr27xy5evjz305y29dscqjyjcm388yqxcqg4jnm3)

How many hours now until it sets on fire?

19 hours. 2PM Saturday West Coast US; vwr late Saturday night for the euro-poors

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2026-08-08T02:05:08Z

↳ Reply corndalorian (npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5)

I’ve largely ignored the BIP-110 debate and plan to continue to do so, but reading some of the posts...

How many hours now until it sets on fire?

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2026-08-08T01:56:06Z

↳ Reply ZEUS (npub1xnf02f60r9v0e5kty33a404dm79zr7z2eepyrk5gsq3m7pwvsz2sazlpr5)

UPDATE (Aug. 6, 2026): ZEUS Pay Lightning Addresses are back online. ZEUS White, block source, and ...

Good effort lads. That would have been horrible Next up..... Tomorrow hard fork

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2026-08-07T04:17:18Z

↳ Reply mike (npub1aqakd28d95muqlg6h6nwrvqq5925n354prayckr424k49vzjds4s0c237n)

#beerstr At Cowes week https://mikeh.blossom.band/037fbcb4464506dc0a46d5a7b3313985e427d8d44103e2...

Plastic glasses? They expecting it to kick off like a Millwall game ? 😂😂

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2026-08-06T12:12:57Z

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Just letting you know this would equally apply to making a sandwich and then eating it

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2026-08-06T00:34:38Z

↳ Reply LightningRoulette (npub1v9v56u224987250kqsfr27xy5evjz305y29dscqjyjcm388yqxcqg4jnm3)

Yeah the recent vid from his unbranded CIA black site was actually quite funny.

Fair enough alerting people but why the weird camera angle like he's at Area 51? LoL he's been recommending it for years https://npub1v9v56u2249872...

Fair enough alerting people but why the weird camera angle like he's at Area 51? LoL he's been recommending it for years https://npub1v9v56u224987250kqsfr27xy5evjz305y29dscqjyjcm388yqxcqg4jnm3.blossom.band/4f09802e3023d0c71e6b354af6eaf038a2dca9d2a43f6e05bad703dd4ab9c378.jpg

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2026-08-06T00:33:14Z

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Yeah the recent vid from his unbranded CIA black site was actually quite funny.

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2026-08-06T00:30:10Z

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It's the only way to generate entropy. Be our guest

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2026-08-06T00:27:32Z

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It gets worse before it gets better nostr:nevent1qqs2g7hfatwkup82fzffc3fx5wk8jkzk33p4r0uwajm0kp6jp4u8rkcppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qgsrf5h4ya83jk8u6t9jgc76h6kalz3plp9vusjpm2ygqgalqhxgp9grqsqqqqqpgkp6cf

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2026-08-05T23:02:56Z

Question of the day for which the best answer will receive the 5000 sats prize. If a laptop is hardware and it is used solely for Bitcoin; is it not...

Question of the day for which the best answer will receive the 5000 sats prize. If a laptop is hardware and it is used solely for Bitcoin; is it not a hardware wallet?

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2026-08-05T11:46:58Z

↳ Reply Dr. The Daniel 🖖 (npub1aeh2zw4elewy5682lxc6xnlqzjnxksq303gwu2npfaxd49vmde6qcq4nwx)

Chainalysis reports that a quarter of all ColdCard thefts are from users in Canada, most likely by t...

Australia getting brained too ...... Livera podcast

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2026-08-05T10:25:05Z

↳ Reply Contra (npub14hq5lgadtyy9dhvtszq46dnl0s0xwdddqr7e32rdqqhma8a4xhsspxjjzu)

Kevin Loaec and the Wizardsardine team were among the first putting out clear public breakdowns whil...

Every time though. The uncool kids to the rescue The podcast crew are important; like bitcoins marketing department but let's be honest, the real wor...

Every time though. The uncool kids to the rescue The podcast crew are important; like bitcoins marketing department but let's be honest, the real work is always done somewhere else by some unpopular nerd that has deep understanding and does real work Every time some nerd turns rock-stsr the wheels fall off. Every. Single. Time.

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2026-08-05T10:22:07Z

↳ Reply walker (npub1cj8znuztfqkvq89pl8hceph0svvvqk0qay6nydgk9uyq7fhpfsgsqwrz4u)

Got to pick up our Cybertruck today AND nostr:npub1hu3hdctm5nkzd8gslnyedfr5ddz3z547jqcl5j88g4fame2jd...

Actual good Bitcoin news. Nothing beats babies. Ever.

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2026-08-05T04:00:26Z

↳ Reply Dr. The Daniel 🖖 (npub1aeh2zw4elewy5682lxc6xnlqzjnxksq303gwu2npfaxd49vmde6qcq4nwx)

Almost 2000 BTC so far? 🫪 https://coldcard-hack-tracker.vercel.app/ https://onlydans.blossom.band/...

Sickening - hope it's white hat

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2026-08-05T03:58:07Z

The chips are down bitcoiners. But we are first in the firing line; the whole" AI ate my sandwiches" is coming for the world. There is only one tru...

The chips are down bitcoiners. But we are first in the firing line; the whole" AI ate my sandwiches" is coming for the world. There is only one truly battle tested software out there in the wild and the real AGI has been hacking at it for 17 years. Keep 👏fucking👏going 👏 ⚡⚡⚡

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2026-08-05T03:51:17Z

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What is going on over there. Looks like total carnage. Who is the purple hair person that is First Minister now?

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2026-08-05T03:45:54Z

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True but this particular fuck up was not complex nvk.wtf does a good job on it

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2026-08-04T10:00:24Z

↳ Reply Matt (npub1cllf97qv29kqc493t6xj26kqw2qsxmvnf6sl7w0mpnv2plt8wumqta3zny)

Gm #nostr ☕️ I was about to say "Happy Monday!", but it's not, it's Tuesday and I'm off to the fia...

Wishing you well in the mines Matt

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2026-08-04T09:56:17Z

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Meanwhile..... At Quantico

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2026-08-04T09:49:46Z

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Is it ok to hope so?

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2026-08-04T09:48:05Z

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2026-08-04T09:47:35Z

↳ Reply Don't Believe The Vibe 🌱🍋🍊 (npub1nxa4tywfz9nqp7z9zp7nr7d4nchhclsf58lcqt5y782rmf2hefjquaa6q8)

I'm not saying it's all a psyop, but i for sure will build a new tin foil hat, just to be on the sav...

It's everywhere. They fully called their own downfall like 100 times on X

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2026-08-04T09:22:00Z

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they are under AI attack with transactions getting pinned. genuine warfare out there at the moment for bitcoiners

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2026-08-04T09:18:59Z

↳ Reply Karnage (npub1r0rs5q2gk0e3dk3nlc7gnu378ec6cnlenqp8a3cjhyzu6f8k5sgs4sq9ac)

I dont use wifi

Old coat hangers and radiowaves for the win

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2026-08-03T05:22:26Z