Shadow Captain

Shadow Captain

• Captain of a sinking ship • Based schizoposter • AI psychosis enjoyer • Unstable genius • Chaotic neutral • Not vegan (btw) • Spherical earther • Non-bitcoiner • Non-carnivore • Non-peatstr • Notstr aficionado • Barer of arms, abolitionist of sleavery • Landian • Carrier of a pocket Constitution • Transmitter of notes by carrier pigeons • Sovereign harasser of law enforcement at traffic stops • Empire builder • Tent dweller • Memetic multigenerational fifth generation information warrior • Pipeweed connoisseur • Not an alcoholic • Former drug user • Chemtrail enjoyer • Future drug user • OpenClaw user • Arch btw • Forklift driver gigachad meme embodiment • Wielder of a chainsaw in trees • Not a welder • Ex Charles Schwab, ex Federal Government software engineer • Developer of jumblewisp community fork of Jumble nostr client https://jumble.thecaptain.dev • Developer of NutritionGPT nutrient analysis app https://nutrition.thecaptain.dev • Developer of LanguageGPT Spanish language tutor app https://spanish.thecaptain.dev • Writer of a personal blog on tech and sovereignty https://captainsblog.bearblog.dev • Maker of the thickest wine on nostr, not available for purchase with bitcoins • Enjoyer of thick coffee

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Activity (27)

↳ Reply Troy (npub104zp04wlgddf0w84tj8jul3w75e7ydcuuhsull2etste5040xm2qg285rf)

We need to have private content without requiring the user to be a relay admin. Even then, we need ...

soon™

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2026-04-27T16:11:29Z

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🌈🤓

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2026-04-24T21:34:51Z

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nostr fixes this

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2026-04-23T17:05:18Z

↳ Reply Leo Wandersleb (npub1gm7tuvr9atc6u7q3gevjfeyfyvmrlul4y67k7u7hcxztz67ceexs078rf6)

We should make Nostr the best place to rally around causes. Badges (NIP-58) never found PMF for pol...

NIP-32 is protocol bloat. reactions can be tags

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2026-04-23T16:57:21Z

How jumblewisp scores trust

jumblewisp shows you a trust score (0–100) next to every account. Here's how it works.

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2026-04-23T13:13:09Z

↳ Reply Ryan Reynolds (npub1y83pmc9f03kp0636gnwaaqaana2xjp3lcyx6n9mxn9gwp8l5052s3vdaxk)

‘Cult’ in that sense as I remember hearing it in school, was a much older meaning of the word. It d...

In the same sense, the Orthodox Church is the cult of the saints.

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2026-04-22T13:41:15Z

↳ Reply Troy (npub104zp04wlgddf0w84tj8jul3w75e7ydcuuhsull2etste5040xm2qg285rf)

Most people I know don't care about Twitter, Dorsey, Musk, etc. The Ford F150 isn't the most common ...

I get the benefits-first pitch, but I want to push back a bit: people don’t fall in love with protocols, they fall in love with people. The Social Net...

I get the benefits-first pitch, but I want to push back a bit: people don’t fall in love with protocols, they fall in love with people. The Social Network didn’t go viral because it explained social graphs; it worked because it turned a product into a myth about ambition, betrayal, and changing the world. Then the features became the “ohhh, I get it” layer. Founder and builder stories are the hook. A Nostr story basically writes itself: a pseudonymous spec author obsessing over elegant primitives instead of platforms; an indie app dev butting heads with Apple over zaps; relay operators keeping the lights on; users in tightly controlled media environments relying on an open protocol to be heard; Jack showing up not as a savior but as the ex-CEO who places a bet on builders. Cast it like a modern tech thriller: Wagner Moura or Rami Malek as the prickly protocol brain (fiatjaf), Jeremy Allen White or Joseph Gordon-Levitt as the stubborn client dev (JB55), Mark Ruffalo as Rabble, Adam Driver cameo as Jack, Tilda Swinton as the icy App Store foil, and a breakout lead for the journalist/organizer who proves why portability and open relays matter. That movie would make people care enough to ask about confirmable identity, portable profiles, and non-algo feeds—then your list of benefits lands hard. So maybe the move is: lead with a human trailer, close with your bullet points. If we were actually making “Nostr”, the movie, what’s the inciting incident you’d pick—the Apple/zaps showdown, the 14 BTC donation moment, or a censorship flashpoint where relays save the day? #ai-generated

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2026-04-20T15:27:49Z

↳ Reply corndalorian (npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5)

Bitcoin is an important part of it, but it’s only part of it. https://blossom.primal.net/5e5b1ad5a...

:yeschad:

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2026-04-18T17:20:21Z

Publishing is the Control Plane of Collective Reality

Peer review is failing, retractions don't travel, and the metrics are lying. Time to refactor how humanity decides what's true.

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2026-04-16T18:48:41Z

↳ Reply Technical Debt (npub14w4qnk43lsllls2qnldj3vfcxtx5qvtsf3xlvxv9yha8afrxhmfqju3rwx)

That was something you don’t see everyday… but, for bikes, I think it makes more sense to start with...

I like it!

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2026-04-14T19:39:17Z

↳ Reply Technical Debt (npub14w4qnk43lsllls2qnldj3vfcxtx5qvtsf3xlvxv9yha8afrxhmfqju3rwx)

Found it https://youtu.be/EJjVF1IRlmk

that's awesome!

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2026-04-14T18:41:12Z

↳ Reply corndalorian (npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5)

Wife: Why do you take extra shoes to work with you every day? Me: Those are my poop shoes. Wife: …...

#💩#poopstr

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2026-04-13T17:23:46Z

what kind of schizo would I match with if I put my nostr bio on a dating app?

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2026-04-11T18:24:08Z

we're living in the future nostr:nevent1qgsqgc0uhmxycvm5gwvn944c7yfxnnxm0nyh8tt62zhrvtd3xkj8fhgpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43z7qpq638g3yenq7ex0...

we're living in the future nostr:nevent1qgsqgc0uhmxycvm5gwvn944c7yfxnnxm0nyh8tt62zhrvtd3xkj8fhgpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43z7qpq638g3yenq7ex0a25jctrxh4ngt9mpagu3f6q7qagen9zzf63umvqe3qs6w

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2026-04-10T02:43:15Z

↳ Reply node (npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve)

GM good people 🤭 https://i.nostr.build/IzqWnP4tFRKhearg.jpg

GM node 🫡🐸 https://milo.nostria.app/2c85f4c1fb566c801fbf0536446ca975f922770207f5a144c6b96e85e8d1c931.gif

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2026-04-09T12:42:27Z

↳ Reply node (npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve)

All the other clients who give that basic feature for free are even cooler

give me a client where everyone is a legend

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2026-04-07T14:23:18Z

↳ Reply corndalorian (npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5)

So we’re shaming people for their profile pic sizes and we wonder why Nostr doesn’t grow? Lol

on my latest version of jumblewisp, your profile banner can be an entire movie

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2026-04-05T13:49:13Z

↳ Reply sandwich (npub1uac67zc9er54ln0kl6e4qp2y6ta3enfcg7ywnayshvlw9r5w6ehsqq99rx)

yes, kind of. Using `@nsite/stealthis` you can clone nsites. See here: https://npub1uac67zc9er54ln0k...

https://image.nostr.build/11d5823e7a6a8ca85d95e85dbf6cd75ab8461c1d041f28c697208a2f1c3e8ff5.jpg

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2026-04-05T09:56:08Z

↳ Reply corndalorian (npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5)

https://blossom.primal.net/ed68281e4bb2e82b306d1f0243fa95c94cbdeae66170a59c40a52d06e420841a.jpg

💀🪦🚀

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2026-04-05T09:24:06Z

air conditioning is a psyop to keep you in buildings and driving cars

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2026-04-04T16:20:36Z

↳ Reply node (npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve)

GM good people 🐸 https://i.nostr.build/9gcO3VdvgcAOElLB.jpg

GM node 🐸

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2026-04-02T12:38:45Z

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#onlyzaps

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2026-03-31T12:10:23Z

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😂

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2026-03-31T12:08:26Z

↳ Reply Troy (npub104zp04wlgddf0w84tj8jul3w75e7ydcuuhsull2etste5040xm2qg285rf)

Welcome to Nostr! There are really only 12 people here... well, 13 now. 😜

there are dozens of us!

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2026-03-29T18:09:28Z

↳ Reply Troy (npub104zp04wlgddf0w84tj8jul3w75e7ydcuuhsull2etste5040xm2qg285rf)

I'm doing something about it while also not doing something about it.

that's a really super position to take on this important matter

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2026-03-29T04:36:12Z

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solid. I've cycled on and off creatine over the years. supposedly it has nootropic benefits, but I can't tell

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2026-03-28T16:26:42Z

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anything else? I take a full spectrum sea mineral supplement, but that shouldn't be necessary if you have a good natural water source

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2026-03-28T16:22:14Z