Evan

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GM. Wishing a thoughtful Massoud Day to those who observe it.

Hopefully you can poop on adversaries someday too

Let's goooo! Thanks for sharing your progress because we'll rip your eyes out if you cave in. It gets a lot easier with time 🫂

I feel seen https://blossom.primal.net/efa888b5036691c05d3f755264ca7b675de4ed95ee60218ba462bc03d3fb3ff2.jpg

"Cornpop was a bad dude" - Joe Biden

"Nothing stops this train" - Walter White - Lyn Alden

America's social contract does not include building an open air prison to protect a high velocity trash economy that enslaves our children to debt.

GM https://blossom.primal.net/f765e0e0d643daaff2496a46d41c11b355c340444c1030ee1353ae6f92547a38.jpg https://blossom.primal.net/191419aef95dcaa2cd30c6...

Hey, at least Breedlove's testicles haven't shrunk. Or so he says.

I'd like to phone a friend, nostr:nprofile1qqs2gndun24r2utk5l20tscsdprw5zttvm0qk58w8xhl2ja2kmzt7jcnrkcuk

There are dozens of us!

Awesome work!

A worthy Captain! https://blossom.primal.net/7078fdbb55624b081388643f29252c1d6dde07d3d8da1c1baee7da0a49f2e5d8.jpg

People who understand absolute scarcity regain the time and resources to form better ideas and institutions. The next First Turning is going to be ama...

I'm bullish on bitcoiners' capacity to lead the First Enlightening of the Digital Age.

You only YOLO once!

Bitcoiners are like 21st century Quakers

GM

I love privacy go up technology

That sounds amazing!

Beautiful!

Looks like some federations exist https://observer.fedimint.org/

Think I'll get anything for these Litecoin Opendimes? https://blossom.primal.net/299e78e8d81e561b934a49427d883443eeb91fb5db8d3fcd327cf812bf37b79a.jpg

Yes #yestr

“I’ve moved on to other things." - Satoshi Nakamoto https://blossom.primal.net/cbe0e04062eabfc7fec3369bdce9e763b831a00f5d958e32cd4a38576a9cb07f.mp4

I have agents, see, and that's agentsy agency

Hermes + Cognee + PPQ proxy + Buzz all on a VPS feels good

https://blossom.primal.net/f362158e441398d4f1adf55c629167ed17a25377d0c87aeeb0076112b144a58d.jpg

Fun fact: NYC is still a big pile of garbage today

You're absolutely right. My dialect isn't just genuinely useful — it's load bearing.

I like tagging #yestr on Twitter now. Just me and Turkish accounts apparently 🇹🇷

Remember when your family and friends said they would buy at $12k?

My new favorite AI delusion slopcabulary terms are "genuinely useful" and "load bearing"

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GM https://blossom.primal.net/a2116da8b7d5b4b5cd5a254d03f148a598c01380d7809c817105ea9e097fb209.jpg

Sounds like his wife will end up with the house anyway

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So clean https://blossom.primal.net/b181b157e8a5ee88f5dee46a3e23ad08f24953c17caf4d70e0745fb34b2a5475.jpg

This goes hard

They look awesome!

Mine's isolated to Tinfoil metal thank God

Praise the Lord for this precious baby and Carla's recovery!

It's an interesting perspective, and I think I agree. Cryptography and machine intelligence are making every person face an individual reckoning with ...

Startups following Dorsey's "mini AGI" approach with a substrate like Buzz are all gonna make it.

Imagine Tony Fauci's journal entries today. Bet they're full of glowing praise!

Thanks for all your work on it!

Lol https://blossom.primal.net/255a48e2f02066fd315505ceaf00f773c3a871f2b7b4b5250f7a858c0218a513.jpg

It's okay, I caught it at Breedlove's "Art of Alpha" retreat in Mexico #notashamed https://blossom.primal.net/1eea74edd7461cadd0c2967df2e61417ef3c8376...

Running Hermes

I've been familiar with some Monero arguments over the years. But it's Bitcoin only for me, thank you.

This is tyranny!

Fellow Graphene users: the US government is coming after us for the "crime" of exercising our God-given and Constitutional rights. This is tyranny. S...

GM to everyone at the Fed who touches balance sheet operations. Your moment to smash buy is almost here! https://blossom.primal.net/feef382da5b1489693...

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Holy smokes, that's some tender ass

GM. But He said "Woe to you lawyers as well! For you load people with burdens that are hard to bear, while you yourselves will not even touch the bur...

This goes hard 🫡

GM. Turns out Twitter is still vile and an abomination. nostr:nevent1qqsqqqpcly232vhf5jk4efmztr2vh93e7fchquwhz9snjk7whmz270gpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfd...

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We just went through this and said goodbye to an Allen wrench - nevermind the furniture that came with it. That wrench was like a member of the family...

GM. Consider fighting with an LLM today. https://blossom.primal.net/3856f9556d0649378c434f376fa11980e21922f1387ed25d13bd0291b38a6aba.jpg

I logged back into Twitter this weekend after 5 years off. It's still terrible but maybe better than Vijaya's reign of terror.

Run the numbers here https://howdelusionalareyou.com/en/calculator

Oof, come out to Nebraska whenever you need a trigger therapy getaway

Oughta named it after these fellers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-M5vqQLCo1U

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Yours is the only soap worth the sats imho

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Spreading the US Strategic Bitcoin Reserve keys across dozens of retired bank vaults in the Great Plains seems aligned with national security interest...

Sometimes I think about Joey Chestnut beating Kobayashi at the 2007 hot dog eating contest 🇺🇲

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Good thing FDA employees will never abuse their positions of trust to profit from this.

GM nostr:nevent1qqsze4l7ajfy7pzj63fcfndsnev9hr6cwqt8c7jcdt2qejsvr6yd4mgprpmhxue69uhhqun9d45h2mfwwpexjmtpdshxuet5qgs9uu8jjaaxzg2dug24skjqn72e9ejm6xupwu...

GM. It is the second half of 2026 and still no one knows what Salesforce does or what it's supposed to do.

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GM. Caitlin Long and Custodia launched the Hazel Network on etherium and I take that personally. Shitcoiners don't deserve an inch.

Rest in peace, Lindsey Graham. Tell Dick and John hi from us. https://blossom.primal.net/3a935cdd6f293008fb45e928dc6de2447a14cf445a8eb5cd4883c9e9c732a...

Great work!

Had to change the mailing address for my VFW post's fiat "investment" account - paper statements have been going to the wrong address. After 14 months...

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In b4 the suits say "yeah but it could never happen here, it's different this time"

Reject false idols #smashbaal https://open.substack.com/pub/minutes/p/on-grindslop

Back when there was a bounty of Afflicted t-shirts and frosted tips

Bro knows something we don't. Happy for him!

How can they ask him that question in the first place if he ain't got a license to answer?

HBD, America 🇺🇲 https://blossom.primal.net/6621cf367dc961a6786fb66a902fc534156af4e3014ce22e66bf306881cc996a.mp4

Happy Independence Day! Thank you to all the troops protecting our freedom! 🇺🇲 https://blossom.primal.net/7078fdbb55624b081388643f29252c1d6dde07d3d8d...

Saying it's all over at recursive self improvement gives off Fukuyama "End of History" vibes.

Very cool living in the only state that outlaws midwife assisted home births! Govern me harder #Nebraska

Always remember: bitcoin is dumpiest before it's pumpiest.

Lindsey Graham in disbelief

Few. Even fewer got his node cases lol. https://npub10p350u7q6wlxvlgrxrrz277df3r5ns6492lq83ecph9zgf0esu7qaakzp2.blossom.band/219cd848929955c4c6a1bb8c7...

The DM: "hello how is your trade going?"

Oh yeah, it's Faargooo, darn tootin

Turns out most tokens come with marginal costs (and opportunity cost in the bear)