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cloud fodder

captain of a sailing vessel building relay.tools electron microscopic time preference capable simplex DM me for all your remotely operated underwater vehicle needs: https://simplex.chat/contact#/?v=1-4&smp=smp%3A%2F%2FSkIkI6EPd2D63F4xFKfHk7I1UGZVNn6k1QWZ5rcyr6w%3D%40smp9.simplex.im%2FP0rE9zB_W1ljpc_Jsaz6K-tbRm2mHqsP%23%2F%3Fv%3D1-2%26dh%3DMCowBQYDK2VuAyEAvVLbWdTbqwpdPLLtKG22WDXJUiS1EMVTByd5NuwikWU%253D%26srv%3Djssqzccmrcws6bhmn77vgmhfjmhwlyr3u7puw4erkyoosywgl67slqqd.onion

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↳ Reply Laeserin (npub1m4ny6hjqzepn4rxknuq94c2gpqzr29ufkkw7ttcxyak7v43n6vvsajc2jl)

Yes, we were discussing this recently, remember? That, instead of saying, "Well, zaps are public, so...

i memba 😂

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2026-05-06T21:19:28Z

↳ Reply Laeserin (npub1m4ny6hjqzepn4rxknuq94c2gpqzr29ufkkw7ttcxyak7v43n6vvsajc2jl)

Is it possible that people are zapping me on wallets that have been automatically assigned to me, bu...

if they are its in a cashu mint run by the inventor of nutzap and prob rugged periodically

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2026-05-06T21:10:19Z

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these are good points. For discovering search capable relays you can use NIP66 for that, we just need more people running monitors to help this boo...

these are good points. For discovering search capable relays you can use NIP66 for that, we just need more people running monitors to help this bootstrap but there are already quite a few. For monitizing relays, this is where I think it shows that many search related relays struggled to monetize and then some of them died. I think that it is better for nostr to start with localized search. Eg, if a client downloads so many events it should also be able to search them. Same for smaller relays, like back in the day when you went to a specific site to search for a specific thing (stackoverflow, wikis, project specific forums). Building one big search and attempting to offer it for free seems like it will lead to capture based monetization strategies which nostr is better off avoiding. Mastadon, Discord, these do not lump everything into a global search, but can provide very useful localized search despite this. So then NIP66 can act as sortof a distributed 'directory' of smaller or specialized searching (or any other kind of relay discovery)

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2026-05-05T04:06:12Z

↳ Reply cloud fodder (npub10npj3gydmv40m70ehemmal6vsdyfl7tewgvz043g54p0x23y0s8qzztl5h)

well, if it says you are a member then you dont need to worry about the WOA.. i should make that mor...

i see both of your posts on there. carry on 🫡😁 i will fix the UI so it doesnt visibly distract, thanks for mentioning it. 🙏

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2026-05-03T22:40:56Z

↳ Reply Laeserin (npub1m4ny6hjqzepn4rxknuq94c2gpqzr29ufkkw7ttcxyak7v43n6vvsajc2jl)

nostr:npub10npj3gydmv40m70ehemmal6vsdyfl7tewgvz043g54p0x23y0s8qzztl5h There's some confusion.

well, if it says you are a member then you dont need to worry about the WOA.. i should make that more clear i think. or did it actually refuse your p...

well, if it says you are a member then you dont need to worry about the WOA.. i should make that more clear i think. or did it actually refuse your posts? it shouldnt.

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2026-05-03T22:38:08Z

what comes to mind? #sealblob https://npub10npj3gydmv40m70ehemmal6vsdyfl7tewgvz043g54p0x23y0s8qzztl5h.blossom.band/66d89dd1f3e7b1669b8b5f963885d09bc...

what comes to mind? #sealblob https://npub10npj3gydmv40m70ehemmal6vsdyfl7tewgvz043g54p0x23y0s8qzztl5h.blossom.band/66d89dd1f3e7b1669b8b5f963885d09bc1dbe54fd8936cf6228bb949109a9c74.jpg

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2026-05-02T23:14:51Z

↳ Reply 52b4a076... (npub12262qa4uhw7u8gdwlgmntqtv7aye8vdcmvszkqwgs0zchel6mz7s6cgrkj)

especially would want your opinions: nostr:npub1aeh2zw4elewy5682lxc6xnlqzjnxksq303gwu2npfaxd49vmde6q...

pain points? cost of compute being infinitely inflated by advertising revenue models and LLMs.. to get nostr to a price point that makes any sense re...

pain points? cost of compute being infinitely inflated by advertising revenue models and LLMs.. to get nostr to a price point that makes any sense requires being really scrappy with your burn rate, cost, and software efficiency. search is insanely computationally expensive.

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2026-05-02T22:37:33Z

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GM

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2026-05-01T14:14:20Z

↳ Reply corndalorian (npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5)

Anyone new here from the Bitcoin conference? Welcome and GFY 🚀 https://blossom.primal.net/6b16ecaf...

nope, theres no one, only 48k bots tryin to suppress ur memes #grownostr

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2026-04-28T20:55:26Z

↳ Reply ChipTuner (npub1qdjn8j4gwgmkj3k5un775nq6q3q7mguv5tvajstmkdsqdja2havq03fqm7)

Oh, I see. Ill have to look for northeast :)

its worth, yeah look around a bit, i bet there is more chats than last you tried 😎#mesh

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2026-04-28T20:26:08Z

↳ Reply ChipTuner (npub1qdjn8j4gwgmkj3k5un775nq6q3q7mguv5tvajstmkdsqdja2havq03fqm7)

The map is only showing me nodes in the US northwest coast is that right?

yus, cascadia

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2026-04-28T19:53:32Z

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right now im not even running a repeater and im sending/receiving all up and down the coast. meshcore is not defaulting everyone to repeat, causes an...

right now im not even running a repeater and im sending/receiving all up and down the coast. meshcore is not defaulting everyone to repeat, causes an organization to happen with intelligent routing. check out cascadiamesh dot org live map, let it populate at 1hr and observe. mind blown

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2026-04-28T18:44:13Z

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yodl is compromised

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2026-04-24T22:09:51Z

↳ Reply YODL (npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy)

Damn, you're absolutely right! I'm teetering on being able to do this within my limits now that I ha...

dont tell me im absolutely right, is this a bot mgm acct now? damn 😅

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2026-04-24T22:07:56Z

↳ Reply YODL (npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy)

Hmm, I'd need someone savvier to reply here, but won't bother with the tagging and annoy them (cough...

hm, converting a book to a wiki, you would probably be better off telling the LLM to write you a script that can do it, then run the script (vs. feedi...

hm, converting a book to a wiki, you would probably be better off telling the LLM to write you a script that can do it, then run the script (vs. feeding it the whole book)..

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2026-04-24T15:59:33Z

↳ Reply Laeserin (npub1m4ny6hjqzepn4rxknuq94c2gpqzr29ufkkw7ttcxyak7v43n6vvsajc2jl)

I'm just drowning in dev work, at the moment, is all. Took me weeks, to get around to launching my c...

I saw that! it looks cool 🏝️

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2026-04-23T19:54:37Z

↳ Reply Laeserin (npub1m4ny6hjqzepn4rxknuq94c2gpqzr29ufkkw7ttcxyak7v43n6vvsajc2jl)

Also, my personal follows-of-follows-based relay is plagued by this stuff. I am going to have to lim...

you may be interested in the new orly feature for graperank if that's what you are using for that personal relay, i have a PR merged in there that mak...

you may be interested in the new orly feature for graperank if that's what you are using for that personal relay, i have a PR merged in there that makes it pretty seemless. and im curious if it would work in your case (i am running it as my personal relay on a pi that handles my follows). tho, i may need to walk you through a db migration if you want the instant results.

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2026-04-23T19:29:46Z

↳ Reply liminal 🦠 (npub1m3xdppkd0njmrqe2ma8a6ys39zvgp5k8u22mev8xsnqp4nh80srqhqa5sf)

Completely get that! Been suggesting that we cache kind 0s (of course, clients should be caching a l...

even if zapping some old note, the odds are your client has a newer note and can compensate. but finding some ancient kind zero, who do they think i a...

even if zapping some old note, the odds are your client has a newer note and can compensate. but finding some ancient kind zero, who do they think i am, indiana jones? 😎😁 well maybe i am.

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2026-04-23T00:17:47Z

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stuff it fluff it put it in a box and ship it!

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2026-04-23T00:14:31Z

i can see y people think nostr ded. most clients i open, the feed is 1/5 the activity that exists. but yah, good on you, you figured out using tor by...

i can see y people think nostr ded. most clients i open, the feed is 1/5 the activity that exists. but yah, good on you, you figured out using tor by default when even nostr:nprofile1qqsgfhhxuemwtwm8kjk5uppv7uxtmp5pz4wm2dv59lxx5pfnsk98ysqpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43z7qgawaehxw309amk7apwwfjk5etrw36xsetxwfsk6efw0puh5tcpr9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezummkv4ex66twvshxcmmv9upnfd5g couldnt.

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2026-04-23T00:12:00Z

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i feel like you prob say patada

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2026-04-22T23:57:17Z

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do you say lobsta or lobstur?

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2026-04-22T23:54:04Z

↳ Reply liminal 🦠 (npub1m3xdppkd0njmrqe2ma8a6ys39zvgp5k8u22mev8xsnqp4nh80srqhqa5sf)

Waaaa?? Do tell

imho, profiles get updated so infrequently, it is the hardest thing to run a relay for without getting overrun by spam and such. and the hardest thing...

imho, profiles get updated so infrequently, it is the hardest thing to run a relay for without getting overrun by spam and such. and the hardest thing for clients to query for. clients and relays could benefit from names, and zap details on each note and cut way down on some serious complexity that is a major annoyance.

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2026-04-22T23:52:54Z

↳ Reply liminal 🦠 (npub1m3xdppkd0njmrqe2ma8a6ys39zvgp5k8u22mev8xsnqp4nh80srqhqa5sf)

We should be able to broadcast kind 0s 🙃

every nostr account should come with an auto-nak

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2026-04-22T23:20:00Z

↳ Reply liminal 🦠 (npub1m3xdppkd0njmrqe2ma8a6ys39zvgp5k8u22mev8xsnqp4nh80srqhqa5sf)

this is what i see, and then the rest of the thread after https://npub1m3xdppkd0njmrqe2ma8a6ys39zvgp...

"the fuck do i know" 😂😂😂 laughed hard at that one 😂🐛 so good. yeah, plenty of jobs in QA coming I can sense it 😎

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2026-04-22T22:53:48Z

↳ Reply liminal 🦠 (npub1m3xdppkd0njmrqe2ma8a6ys39zvgp5k8u22mev8xsnqp4nh80srqhqa5sf)

Shhhhh 🤫 The bug doesn't want to be announced~~ Let it 🐝

bugs hate this one trick /me lifts up the cardboard

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2026-04-22T22:46:50Z

↳ Reply The Fishcake (nostr.build) (npub137c5pd8gmhhe0njtsgwjgunc5xjr2vmzvglkgqs5sjeh972gqqxqjak37w)

Follow their tos and you should be good

https://image.nostr.build/25665e82f30302118c0edbf4e106b6108ceb4753edbf9a9105a8272cb357c385.gif

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2026-04-21T21:58:25Z

↳ Reply The Fishcake (nostr.build) (npub137c5pd8gmhhe0njtsgwjgunc5xjr2vmzvglkgqs5sjeh972gqqxqjak37w)

No, not taking that down ser, gifbuddy stays

no i mean, gifbud bout to be cut off by bigflix soon

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2026-04-21T21:55:11Z

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rip gifbuddy soon, all those imagine we ready for this? https://image.nostr.build/ca7568d60bc6bb5393a7459a798c6920a9dbc6c69686697ce335ab1142a4f24e.g...

rip gifbuddy soon, all those imagine we ready for this? https://image.nostr.build/ca7568d60bc6bb5393a7459a798c6920a9dbc6c69686697ce335ab1142a4f24e.gif

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2026-04-21T21:52:06Z

↳ Reply The Fishcake (nostr.build) (npub137c5pd8gmhhe0njtsgwjgunc5xjr2vmzvglkgqs5sjeh972gqqxqjak37w)

GM! ☕️☕️☕️

gm fellow cavedog

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2026-04-21T21:46:29Z

↳ Reply Laeserin (npub1m4ny6hjqzepn4rxknuq94c2gpqzr29ufkkw7ttcxyak7v43n6vvsajc2jl)

My favorite little old lady at Mass loved my side-braided hair and said I look like a teenager. She ...

i need to cut my hair, but .. like samson my original music creation might be hindered by dis.. 😎

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2026-04-21T19:17:21Z

↳ Reply node (npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve)

“free” 🤭

im just an internet plumber, but im pretty sure that, this is how internet tubes work too https://media.tenor.com/V1OniCvQFjwAAAAC/adult-swim-as.gif

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2026-04-19T23:39:45Z

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this is my basking time of year, soon it will be too hot and ill be basking in shade 😂😎🌞

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2026-04-19T18:54:41Z

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😎 suns out yissss

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2026-04-19T17:36:10Z

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cause nature is wild 🐳

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2026-04-16T16:11:53Z

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def a new meme template, but its real, taken by yours truly. he/she looks like we all feel i imagine 😂

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2026-04-16T16:08:51Z

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he was mad at his little brother but too lazy n fat to chase him away 😂😂😂 i laughed out loud and took a picture he looked right at me like, the hell u...

he was mad at his little brother but too lazy n fat to chase him away 😂😂😂 i laughed out loud and took a picture he looked right at me like, the hell u lookin at?

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2026-04-16T16:07:01Z

who dis? 😂 GM https://npub10npj3gydmv40m70ehemmal6vsdyfl7tewgvz043g54p0x23y0s8qzztl5h.blossom.band/17507990a16975889ef1590f75fa6013b0a03ebc9b7327e2c1...

who dis? 😂 GM https://npub10npj3gydmv40m70ehemmal6vsdyfl7tewgvz043g54p0x23y0s8qzztl5h.blossom.band/17507990a16975889ef1590f75fa6013b0a03ebc9b7327e2c173f0f0d9eb3673.jpg

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2026-04-16T16:03:04Z

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GM 🌞

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2026-04-15T14:54:40Z

↳ Reply cloud fodder (npub10npj3gydmv40m70ehemmal6vsdyfl7tewgvz043g54p0x23y0s8qzztl5h)

its 5 oclock... work over eh? and @Noshole ate. 🦓🦓🦓

turn up don be a puss of the legal systems 🐳

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2026-04-11T01:01:02Z

↳ Reply 52b4a076... (npub12262qa4uhw7u8gdwlgmntqtv7aye8vdcmvszkqwgs0zchel6mz7s6cgrkj)

LLMs are decent if what you are trying to do is in the training distribution. They suck otherwise. ...

few

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2026-04-11T00:18:28Z

↳ Reply YODL (npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy)

I might, if I understood more than the title. It sounds cool though

its 5 oclock... work over eh? and @Noshole ate. 🦓🦓🦓

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2026-04-11T00:17:22Z

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come back

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2026-04-10T23:13:59Z

↳ Reply The Fishcake (nostr.build) (npub137c5pd8gmhhe0njtsgwjgunc5xjr2vmzvglkgqs5sjeh972gqqxqjak37w)

GM☕️

GMmmmmm

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2026-04-10T22:39:12Z

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yes, food will slow you down so i can take ur sats, i approve 🌝

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2026-04-10T21:55:16Z

↳ Reply YODL (npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy)

Cloud quit 😢

cornychat.com/pokernight or shut up 🌝

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2026-04-10T21:41:19Z

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oh there we go, im in

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2026-04-10T21:40:11Z

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yall locked me out my own damn room! 😂😂😂😂🦄 https://npub10npj3gydmv40m70ehemmal6vsdyfl7tewgvz043g54p0x23y0s8qzztl5h.blossom.band/385e7cffebd9dc36bc40f...

yall locked me out my own damn room! 😂😂😂😂🦄 https://npub10npj3gydmv40m70ehemmal6vsdyfl7tewgvz043g54p0x23y0s8qzztl5h.blossom.band/385e7cffebd9dc36bc40fcaa68d775d6ae9b4b37ec52ec86c52059674759faa9.jpg

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2026-04-10T21:37:25Z

↳ Reply YODL (npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy)

Cloud quit 😢

oh snap, its friday 👀

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2026-04-10T21:34:10Z

↳ Reply YODL (npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy)

Cloud quit 😢

catchme outside 🦄on cornyunicorns

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2026-04-10T21:33:31Z

↳ Reply Laeserin (npub1m4ny6hjqzepn4rxknuq94c2gpqzr29ufkkw7ttcxyak7v43n6vvsajc2jl)

I am an American, too. Most Americans I know are genuinely good people. But I live here, now. I can...

no matter where you are, the bots will insult your heritage and country of residence, and psyop you relentlessly into "you should feel bad".. it's all...

no matter where you are, the bots will insult your heritage and country of residence, and psyop you relentlessly into "you should feel bad".. it's all just bots.. fuck the fuckers, we nostr. 😎

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2026-04-10T18:21:15Z

↳ Reply YODL (npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy)

Go serve on a jury

i can't, im not summoned 😂

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2026-04-09T19:17:03Z

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im not allowed.. i lost my poker in boat accident and noshole and yodl didnt show up for the trial

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2026-04-09T19:14:33Z

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selection process, you'll see.. they cast a wide net and then only need a few.. and then also, the puzzle mask 😅

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2026-04-09T19:10:26Z

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we can bet on whether you get selected or not.. 😂 100/1 odds

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just imagine if you were on trial for somethin bullshit, and noshole didn't show up for ya, and instead you got some idiot jury.. the justice system i...

just imagine if you were on trial for somethin bullshit, and noshole didn't show up for ya, and instead you got some idiot jury.. the justice system is suppose to be jury of your peers. but also, if you can't that's ok too. when i was working i would gladly do it to get some time off.. they didnt select me tho cause i said stealing cars was bad 😂

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2026-04-09T18:51:48Z

↳ Reply YODL (npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy)

Total waste of time, don't go, toss the letter in the trash and never think about it again. Unless y...

this is not so good advice, unless you want your very own warrant 😅

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2026-04-09T18:45:26Z

↳ Reply Noshole (npub1ymt2j3n8tesrlr0yhaheem6yyqmmwrr7actslurw6annls6vnrcslapxnz)

I got summoned for jury duty. Apparently endometriosis is a legitimate excuse to get out of it so I ...

its not so bad, you should go.. theyll prob just schedule you again in a few months anyway.. #justice

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2026-04-09T18:44:14Z

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GM ☕

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2026-04-05T16:23:35Z

↳ Reply The Fishcake (nostr.build) (npub137c5pd8gmhhe0njtsgwjgunc5xjr2vmzvglkgqs5sjeh972gqqxqjak37w)

Good morning ☕️🔫 https://blossom.primal.net/5a0d55c0d04226b1d0203412ac89d00f09589ca2e06060ad04ce2781...

gm sucka! bulls on parade 🦓🦓🦄

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2026-04-04T22:34:24Z

anybody tracking artemis with one of these? 😅 otherwise how will know fake or not? 😁🤔 https://npub10npj3gydmv40m70ehemmal6vsdyfl7tewgvz043g54p0x23y0s...

anybody tracking artemis with one of these? 😅 otherwise how will know fake or not? 😁🤔 https://npub10npj3gydmv40m70ehemmal6vsdyfl7tewgvz043g54p0x23y0s8qzztl5h.blossom.band/6f00aabe4978be3f8dd792f77149b85eb87ef8ab7e7d5df9b4b556ba3c366885.jpg

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2026-04-03T19:45:25Z

↳ Reply Laeserin (npub1m4ny6hjqzepn4rxknuq94c2gpqzr29ufkkw7ttcxyak7v43n6vvsajc2jl)

I just use Citrine 🍋 to grab my follows.

smart https://media.tenor.com/Z4Y5awHUoyMAAAAC/kitten-genius.gif

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2026-04-03T18:33:43Z

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https://nostr.doctor seems kinda neat for this

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2026-04-03T00:23:12Z

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orly? 😅 i wonder how similar our implementations are ..

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2026-04-02T21:31:03Z

↳ Reply Laeserin (npub1m4ny6hjqzepn4rxknuq94c2gpqzr29ufkkw7ttcxyak7v43n6vvsajc2jl)

I saw your convo and then checked the relay and was like, Ugh. Darn freelays, fr. Full of bots and s...

yah, i had forgotten i left the gates open, wanted to see if anyone new was out there. nope jus bots 😂🌍

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2026-04-02T21:28:10Z

↳ Reply Laeserin (npub1m4ny6hjqzepn4rxknuq94c2gpqzr29ufkkw7ttcxyak7v43n6vvsajc2jl)

The struggle. Is real. https://i.nostr.build/5aURDJfQ08jWDDdK.jpg

just updated my relaylist back to not including nos again 😂

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2026-04-02T21:24:50Z

↳ Reply cloud fodder (npub10npj3gydmv40m70ehemmal6vsdyfl7tewgvz043g54p0x23y0s8qzztl5h)

they're goats yah

perpetual sun is just as bad as rain 😅

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2026-04-01T01:32:32Z

↳ Reply YODL (npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy)

Damn. I knew I had the lyrics wrong. It's "sun" not "rain" 🤦‍♂️ Love that song though. Love the but...

they're goats yah

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2026-04-01T01:29:46Z

↳ Reply YODL (npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy)

I don't mind the rain sometimes

step 1) rain step 2) avalanche step 3)

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2026-04-01T01:22:27Z

they were all in love wit dyin, they were drinkin from a fountain that was pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain https://npub10npj3gy...

they were all in love wit dyin, they were drinkin from a fountain that was pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain https://npub10npj3gydmv40m70ehemmal6vsdyfl7tewgvz043g54p0x23y0s8qzztl5h.blossom.band/27e0f77d20312b34003287a996b3dc319f8b67d791aec64bd921b1fa60755632.jpg

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2026-04-01T01:11:04Z

↳ Reply ChipTuner (npub1qdjn8j4gwgmkj3k5un775nq6q3q7mguv5tvajstmkdsqdja2havq03fqm7)

Did it happen to be coming out of japan? I noticed it looked like someone's agent(s) were probably o...

not sure, i got bigger problems now 😂

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2026-03-31T19:37:11Z

↳ Reply ChipTuner (npub1qdjn8j4gwgmkj3k5un775nq6q3q7mguv5tvajstmkdsqdja2havq03fqm7)

What's the biggest wall you're running into? besides not enough hours in the day.

its not that i dont enjoy this stuff, I will happily do server side work all day.. just the economics are so not in our favor..

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2026-03-31T18:54:53Z

↳ Reply ChipTuner (npub1qdjn8j4gwgmkj3k5un775nq6q3q7mguv5tvajstmkdsqdja2havq03fqm7)

That's why there exist so many clients and so few relay software, and basically no out-of-the-box us...

gets harder every day too, i think many don't really understand usual development the client and server teams work together. that sort-of happens on ...

gets harder every day too, i think many don't really understand usual development the client and server teams work together. that sort-of happens on nostr, but, yeah just get slammed by all kinds of stuff from everyone who doesn't try to work together, and just runs whatever insane things on their free cloudflare swarms or whatnot. not sure how this can work really. i can barely find time to dev im just running around fixing things it seems.

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2026-03-31T18:41:39Z

sorry @Silberengel looks like theforest is crashing, I need to take it offline a bit for some maintenance.

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2026-03-31T17:34:18Z

↳ Reply The Fishcake (nostr.build) (npub137c5pd8gmhhe0njtsgwjgunc5xjr2vmzvglkgqs5sjeh972gqqxqjak37w)

don’t upgrade your npm dependencies today, at all. Just don’t. https://www.stepsecurity.io/blog/axi...

claude gon hack us so bad

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2026-03-31T06:38:46Z

↳ Reply Silberengel (npub1l5sga6xg72phsz5422ykujprejwud075ggrr3z2hwyrfgr7eylqstegx9z)

How can I tell If they have a limited kind list, or no AUTH but with whitelist? I always have to add...

Oh, yeah good questions.. I was kind-of just doing a more human type tagging, like tagging the relays I know about that are "good for Directory" purpo...

Oh, yeah good questions.. I was kind-of just doing a more human type tagging, like tagging the relays I know about that are "good for Directory" purpose or etc, even if I don't run them, just to help discovery.. I also really dislike the wording on nip11 and clients saying "payment required" vs "payments accepted". Same for auth, "auth required" vs. "auth capable". We've evolved so far past nip11 and relays being just one single dumb thing. The relay may accept payment, but that does not mean it requires it to use. So yeah, if you're automating, it might take some kind of testing of the relay capabilities, or if you have nip86 access you can pull allowedkinds that way (but that requires the access which is usually only owners and mods). I don't really know how you'd do this for random relays.. That's why relays should all have their own monitors, where the operator can at least seed some of this info.. (or fix/augment their nip11s)

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2026-03-31T05:30:10Z

↳ Reply Silberengel (npub1l5sga6xg72phsz5422ykujprejwud075ggrr3z2hwyrfgr7eylqstegx9z)

Yeah, I'm working on it, today. Want to monitor all of the relays, as well, and not just one set.

oo nice, yeah if you have classifications for any of them, that's what i think will blow everyones minds (eg. look for PrivateInbox or Directory) 👀

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2026-03-31T05:16:27Z

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ahh yesss, hehe, ok im putting it on my liste now for a hopeful tomorrow 😁

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2026-03-31T05:09:16Z

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i see fiatjaf needs better nip11s! 😅😁✅

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2026-03-31T05:00:51Z

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I have negentropy enabled on all relays including the NIP42-Auth DM ones. I am curious if it works well with AUTH mixed in, but I have to implement i...

I have negentropy enabled on all relays including the NIP42-Auth DM ones. I am curious if it works well with AUTH mixed in, but I have to implement it in my DM testing client to find out, since no one else I know of has..

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2026-03-30T17:33:22Z

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i worry that @greenart7c3 needs some help with manual amber.. from you guys. I see utxo has given up already, supporting it (maybe jokingly, but user...

i worry that @greenart7c3 needs some help with manual amber.. from you guys. I see utxo has given up already, supporting it (maybe jokingly, but users told to accept all). And amethyst still is broken as well. Mostly when using DMs is what I see. I really think this is important and I love seeing what I'm signing and approve for time window etc.. Is this an unsolvable problem because of android architecture or is it just that more integration testing and fixing is required?

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2026-03-30T17:01:56Z

nostr ded, only 30k+ continuous connections to my organic relay.. 30-100rps, for the last 3 weeks. 😂 https://i.nostr.build/gmRHclie43hXkZls.jpg

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2026-03-30T16:05:39Z

↳ Reply Laeserin (npub1m4ny6hjqzepn4rxknuq94c2gpqzr29ufkkw7ttcxyak7v43n6vvsajc2jl)

Perhaps. The standard seems to just be the website url and then the naddr of the live-event event.

corny uses thebarn.nostr1.com relay if that halps 🐳🐳🏝️

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2026-03-29T21:33:37Z

↳ Reply Laeserin (npub1m4ny6hjqzepn4rxknuq94c2gpqzr29ufkkw7ttcxyak7v43n6vvsajc2jl)

Oh, nevermind. I can't do that. Would cut off the radio stations. Well. That's annoying.

can't believe that was a haiku 😂😂😂

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2026-03-29T20:51:01Z

↳ Reply Laeserin (npub1m4ny6hjqzepn4rxknuq94c2gpqzr29ufkkw7ttcxyak7v43n6vvsajc2jl)

nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s you've been live for nearly 20...

you can go live, but you can never go un-live unless you use nak ✅😅

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2026-03-29T19:55:13Z

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puz need to make uz sandwich pov 😁🌞

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2026-03-29T01:40:46Z

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tryin #thoon

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2026-03-29T01:10:31Z

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we arent pissed! well maybe some were 😂 were they? 🤔

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2026-03-29T00:17:27Z

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well said. yes. and my tank does indeed roll around. but i wont provide precision target information for no reason at all 😂 https://image.nostr.build...

well said. yes. and my tank does indeed roll around. but i wont provide precision target information for no reason at all 😂 https://image.nostr.build/259c159758923cc1213204663683274aa54a28bfe900fed5207f8984ba2eb9d7.png

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2026-03-28T21:43:22Z

↳ Reply Jay (npub10mtatsat7ph6rsq0w8u8npt8d86x4jfr2nqjnvld2439q6f8ugqq0x27hf)

You gotta stop using computers. Your privacy isn't defensible to begin with because logic can't cons...

naw, i will not stop using computers son, i built the computers. 😂 i agree some privacy stuff and security stuff is a drag, but i do speak up when it...

naw, i will not stop using computers son, i built the computers. 😂 i agree some privacy stuff and security stuff is a drag, but i do speak up when it's pure laziness of implementation puts us at way more risk than is necessary. it is not black or white. it is many shades of risk/benefit tradeoffs all the way down.

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2026-03-28T18:20:28Z

↳ Reply Silberengel (npub1l5sga6xg72phsz5422ykujprejwud075ggrr3z2hwyrfgr7eylqstegx9z)

https://image.nostr.build/4e1458c392f25c65b7e2db31840bee470167aa8d032adaa1d342a97c636aa8f5.png

nostr can do better. just gotta build it thoughtfully instead of being swept up in the hype.

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2026-03-28T09:45:25Z

↳ Reply Silberengel (npub1l5sga6xg72phsz5422ykujprejwud075ggrr3z2hwyrfgr7eylqstegx9z)

Well, zaps are meant to be social data, right? All social data can be mined. Would need to stick to...

well that is likely why it is how it is, not for us, but for these asshole data collectors, and if nostr ever gets big, guess who will come a-knocking...

well that is likely why it is how it is, not for us, but for these asshole data collectors, and if nostr ever gets big, guess who will come a-knocking on your door. all we need for social is one to one relationship, eg. "hey, i sent you a zap, check your wallet and make sure you got it".

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2026-03-28T09:38:33Z

↳ Reply Silberengel (npub1l5sga6xg72phsz5422ykujprejwud075ggrr3z2hwyrfgr7eylqstegx9z)

Well, it's like... I don't mind everyone knowing I threw a fiver in a street-musicians cap, but I am...

yeah but, what happens when that all adds up, like, think of your receiving side.. all zaps you receive, all public. a tally of all time.. that's ev...

yeah but, what happens when that all adds up, like, think of your receiving side.. all zaps you receive, all public. a tally of all time.. that's even worse than the sending part. but no one cares? blows my mind sometimes.

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2026-03-28T09:33:24Z

↳ Reply Silberengel (npub1l5sga6xg72phsz5422ykujprejwud075ggrr3z2hwyrfgr7eylqstegx9z)

I was wondering how this works as the zap request goes to the LN server, not the relay. The relay ge...

yep, the ln server is what publishes the zap event. and its not encrypted no, just signed (public), or partially obfuscated (called private but not)....

yep, the ln server is what publishes the zap event. and its not encrypted no, just signed (public), or partially obfuscated (called private but not). it sucks having an amount of zaps tally following you around on your public profile and your ln server details (for both methods currently). /shame

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2026-03-28T09:27:12Z

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niiice

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2026-03-28T09:21:47Z

↳ Reply Silberengel (npub1l5sga6xg72phsz5422ykujprejwud075ggrr3z2hwyrfgr7eylqstegx9z)

I just send larger amounts directly over LN, instead of a zap. Zaps are for tipping.

zaps are for bad tippers yeah 😅 its all fairly bleak publishing this stuff like this imo. so we just send out of band and then send a comment saying,...

zaps are for bad tippers yeah 😅 its all fairly bleak publishing this stuff like this imo. so we just send out of band and then send a comment saying, sent u stuff! (this is what a zap is nice for automating that interaction, just it fell short and doxxed us all, for all time).

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2026-03-28T09:17:11Z

↳ Reply Silberengel (npub1l5sga6xg72phsz5422ykujprejwud075ggrr3z2hwyrfgr7eylqstegx9z)

😭

i havent given up tho, just, i am appauled by how all these supposed bitcoiners thought this was ok and an entire ecosystem built around it so quickly...

i havent given up tho, just, i am appauled by how all these supposed bitcoiners thought this was ok and an entire ecosystem built around it so quickly.. to modify private zaps for example, has to be done on the nwc server itself to remove the extra data.. a client like mine, is only in charge of the wrapped part of the event.

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2026-03-28T09:11:58Z

↳ Reply cloud fodder (npub10npj3gydmv40m70ehemmal6vsdyfl7tewgvz043g54p0x23y0s8qzztl5h)

https://github.com/damus-io/dips/blob/master/03.md

(but the deterministic ephemeral key part is not a requirement afaict) just the wrapping is all they are.

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2026-03-28T09:07:09Z

↳ Reply Silberengel (npub1l5sga6xg72phsz5422ykujprejwud075ggrr3z2hwyrfgr7eylqstegx9z)

https://github.com/nostr-protocol/nips/pull/1064 ?

https://github.com/damus-io/dips/blob/master/03.md

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2026-03-28T09:05:48Z

↳ Reply cloud fodder (npub10npj3gydmv40m70ehemmal6vsdyfl7tewgvz043g54p0x23y0s8qzztl5h)

the private zap spec jb made was pre-nip17, but the concept is very similar. there is an encrypted e...

after deep dive into how zaps work, even private zaps seem like a cruel joke. theyre not private. anyways... 😅

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2026-03-28T09:05:07Z