Constantin

I didn't pay too much attention because of the tears in my eyes, I thought it was a regular app. 😂

Ffs, I'm trying hard not to install it. 😂

If that AI is trained on call centres from India, good luck. They should keep the accent too. 😂

Talking about nostr:nprofile1qqsf07zg4hxyccnkdp07fppxmetpfzru3fg6mgzx3nk8r7af8qnjjygpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgtcpzamhxue69uhky6t5vdhkjmn9w...

De rien! I discovered your account about a week ago. Keep 'em coming!

Unfortunately, you're right, they have the reach. 🤷 But I'm old and stubborn.

I need more normal shit to see, and that's what I zap. I made 42 Sats instead of a basic like and from ~190 Sats (€0,10) upwards when I see something ...

Because they feel targeted. 😂

Good morning, Nostr! In a world full of dicks, be a cunt. Have a great day! https://npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9.bl...

I didn't delete it, but it disappeared. 🤷

I posted a video a few hours ago about drunkenness, and I found my people. 😂 I followed those who reposted and/or zapped, but I realised it's an extre...

He's DarrenLevyOfficial on YouTube, but I don't know the exact episode.

In the web browser > options > install as an app

It seems to be a general problem when I send a zap towards WoS. You can try one from nostr:nprofile1qqsf07zg4hxyccnkdp07fppxmetpfzru3fg6mgzx3nk8r7af8q...

Morning! Since you don't see what I zap, from now on I'll give 🍻 as a like, no matter how much I despise likes.

Why I don't do drugs, and instead I focus on my drinking 😂 https://npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9.blossom.band/f85506...

It's a "no shit, Sherlock" moment. 🤷 And it's more complicated than not enough Sats. Non-Bitcoin topics are close to flatlined, people give likes inst...

Probably the dinosaurs said the same. 😂

It disappeared from my Amethyst, too. But that specific zap was sent using the Coinos wallet, like yours, and I can see it in the wallet. Usually, I h...

Can you see the zap from me? In my app, it disappeared.

I went into my relays like a drunk Freddy Kruger. Can someone see this post?

We despise fiat in relation to Bitcoin, yet we give likes instead of Sats.

https://npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9.blossom.band/20f085beae4e480928a49485f4f0456d2161155148dcc92547df8d886e458de7....

Btw, I posted a dirty joke yesterday, and it's been deleted. 😂

Ok, I confused you with nostr.land.

You're welcome. Since I'm a client, embrace the dumb questions. Didn't you use to have some relays too? https://blossom.primal.net/511f8633e91807c5a9a...

Test (Testing nostr.build) https://npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9.blossom.band/84369e2abf0009997e61e35be373288dbb6d09...

Maybe it's the beer market. 🤷

Sometimes I have the impression that over 90% of people from Nostr are Rousseau men. 🤷

I should try it once with beer. 😂

The ego can keep you alive or kill you, it's more like a beautiful crazy bitch. 🤷 GM

As some of you already know, I have some decent cooking skills. Here are two dishes for those who want to stack hard these days. https://blossom.prima...

I barely see people uncomfortable. More! 😂

So miracles happen, 58k wasn't just a dream! 🤣🍻 https://blossom.primal.net/5766d80d988090cd402a5c598aa8e574224b379b07bf8c4d60e25f6926e45cf1.mp4

Oh, that's the inner child! 😂

Getting to 58k https://blossom.primal.net/456eb81528ad78c095d9f7ff9d3fdb98a839cab8242f62b8fa41fbdffb9a065e.mp4

Somebody considers that I'm lying because the bear market doesn't suck for me. Some people just can't see situations other than their own, I guess. To...

We're drunks, half of our diet used to be leftovers. 😂🍻

Hopefully I'm wrong, but I have a fucked up feeling that a shit storm is getting close. 🤷 I want to spend this summer with my daughter and my wife, an...

Now you're just teasing me. 😂

I'm asking whether the language permits it.

In English, is it ok to tell women "GFY" too?

https://npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9.blossom.band/11c22180f72836fe9ecbc4812b441a5c9d7788a1fc94de79e4663eb01d012f8c....

I have 3 apps, I have 3 realities. Sometimes I can't even see my own posts outside the app where I posted.

Good luck with Nostr believing that "21 Sats = scarce". 😂 Unfortunately, it's nothing more than propaganda, and now almost everyone believes it. 🤷

GM! Did you delete your "psy op" post from a few hours ago?

OMFG! 🤦 This went south fast!

I'm seeing a lot of followed accounts that simply died, and I guess not everyone can post all the crap backed by mindless confidence. 🤷

Citizen Vigilante was banned in Germany. https://blossom.primal.net/90ff85fdaa2a5fa1ef0a62a32ad8f813d091763923fe5cb2f97fcfb822630518.mp4

Yup

At least are you allowed to drink? 😂

I'm not saying that this is him, but he said in a different thread that he's on house arrest.

It seems that nostr:nprofile1qqsdwyq0ncc8njuq803zdcvcy6dln25dre6hd4lmufaqpx36z7qtugspr9mhxue69uhhqun9d45h2mfwwpexjmtpdshxuet59uq3wamnwvaz7tmpw3kxzuewd...

I have quite a lot of stuff to reply to, but, as you can see, I had a fun evening with my wife while the little one was at a birthday party. 🍻 I'll re...

Dude, I'm an immigrant who paints walls for a living. But 20 cents once in a while to give Nostr a push shouldn't be the end of the wallet.

We have to start somewhere. 😂

That's why I said first €2 (3600 Sats). 🤷 Here, 100 Sats can seem "a lot", but in real life, it's quite shit. I mean, the smallest and cheapest bread ...

"Bring back the hatred" 🤣😂 I strongly agree with this gentleman. I stopped watching football some time ago, when it became a sterile environment. I us...

In the meantime, I watched some videos, and I have a few things to add. There is a hard-working integrated air defence, but it seriously fails. I told...

This real? 😂

So, where do I send the beer? 😂🍻

I think some of you might need The Cock of Liberation 😂 (Sorry, Antonia, we all act like we're 12.) nostr:nevent1qqsrxs238yhe45pmly2c082ptgf7uxlth8khx...

🥐☕

What feels really strange is that they can do this during the day, when it's easier to shut down every kind of incoming threat. I understand the techn...

Good morning, Nostr! 🥐☕ Something sweet next to your coffee? 😂 https://blossom.primal.net/63afe1febc574c7f28a85de73645632aaaba1a420a399504d89ab5064318...

Dafuq, man! 🫂 I just read your last "thing". No wonder I always felt there was a deep pain in you. I kept saying that I hope you're fine, trying not t...

I'm more curious because I only heard about these memes, since they're "before me". Yours was the first one I met in the wild. Somehow, I imagine they...

A new "normie" npub that I follow from one of my side accounts, nostr:nprofile1qqsffdel88t38774axlvpr8fsp27076jhcd3rg7jxwrrquj2jc7wnlcpzamhxue69uhhyet...

The Greenlanders ask to be invaded because they want the same deal.

Under which value do we double the minimum zap again? 😂

It appeared on ZapStore too.

Those were indeed emoticons when we used symbols. Sexting was different back then. 😂

Since I just saw another emoji that I have no idea what it means, let me tell you how normie I am and how much I mean it. Before Nostr, I didn't use a...

https://blossom.primal.net/8ae3c28a29c329b7372e1e20c3ec6056639f6c721abfef4a985808a7348dc68b.jpg

Probably. It's like the global feed but for one relay at a time.

My number fluctuates all the time. Then you choose a relay and just regret doing so.

The relays you're connected to. And you can "surf" each of them.

This time, bro solved the Epstein Files. https://blossom.primal.net/bf8adb49d5806f96413a2f0560b2812979b396c8269a74c3b89b96e46994050a.mp4 nostr:nevent1...

"Here's a big shrimp!" 🤦

And this is what makes you funny. 😂🫂

Huh! #Amethyst gave me an on-chain address. GFY and don't send me anything! 😂

There is a special feeling. All of a sudden, it feels like swimming in velvet. 😂

As the spokesperson for my normies, I fully agree. Joke aside, wanting to grow Nostr "because freedom fighters and truth tellers" is naive at best. No...

Really, no tobacco and dumb shit?! 😂 One sign that you had a great time is when the next day you check with a high pulse the wallet and phone.

I didn't say anything about cunts. 😂 This time...

Bro put himself in Game of Thrones and solved it. 🤣😂 https://blossom.primal.net/d207b6d6052ada36e190942382c868e6b52749278453d0e09488a7e99865357a.mp4

Shortly, I'll probably post only for you. 😂

The flea market of Antibes. Ridiculous and beautiful at the same time. https://blossom.primal.net/1d5605340050ea62377d16c791b8eaa913483e136c28c23bdd78...

The flea market of Antibes https://blossom.primal.net/1d5605340050ea62377d16c791b8eaa913483e136c28c23bdd78970090f6bbf8.jpg https://blossom.primal.net/...

GM! I really hope that this is your picture.

Cheers! Now it's windy af. Here are some pictures for you. The French Riviera is called Côte d'Azur in French, meaning Coast of Azure, because of the ...

Ciao da Sanremo! A few pictures for gourmands and for people who like to transport their minds to various places. And I assume this is also for a spec...

Before the Monaco Grand Prix, which takes place on June 7 (with practice on 5 & 6 and the qualifying on 6), there are all kinds of events "to milk the...

But some pictures especially for you I can still offer: https://blossom.primal.net/c88fa909c4f01af5483ecc6732da26daa6a0249fdc91036a4e7f8ab3816b598c.jp...

I was sober, I don't have any excuses. 🤣

I did it to myself. 😂

So do I but some rain makes you do things like this. A lot of cunts in sight! 😂 They're getting ready for the Monaco Grand Prix, Formula 1.

Well, we're back to this. 🍻 https://npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9.blossom.band/9234376bb05067e2c917ab9a16aba9c7cbeb0...

I also wanted to add "and this is how I ended up reading a lot of gay shit" but I kept it simple. 😂

I don't drink red wine. 🤷 Mostly dry white wine while in Austria and a lot of local-ish rosé (Côtes de Provence) while in France. In Italy, I just dri...