Yarnlady 🧶

🙅‍♀️ No green men!!

Because you talk too much shit 🤷‍♀️🤣

😆 we're all figmentations of the imaginations

Same, I'm a skinny jeans maxi. Even though they're soooo 5 years ago...or something

We're so early! 😂

*magic wand

Such a nice interracial same sex couple raising their child that required a birthing person with a bonus hole. Very thoughtful 🫶

I'm fine with it, my fans know how to find me 🪭 Also apparently the Ditto thing is resolved, at least on the computer.

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Yes you should.

Was thinking that 🤣

Finally made it to the cool kids' table 🎉🤣

Loving the look of this 😍

That react is so perfect for it 😂

How old do you think I am?? 😂

😂 it's all about giving the impression you have a clue what's going on.

Keeping Ghosts away better than the Atlantic Ocean.

Or capers 🤭

😂 if I didn't have a kid, she'd probably get that or I'd make her food. I need something to mother 🤷‍♀️

Berry nice!

She was stalking me waiting for me to give her a piece 😂. Spoilt rotten that girl.

Oooo yum. Happy there are so many capers lovers here.

Our internet friendship is really being tested today 😂

You mean chose correctly. 🤣

Oooo sorry about your bad luck ✖️ 😂

Will do non food in a minute 🫂

It's a hard thing to accept, but I've moved on now 😂

😂 I should've known.

This was a bopit reference 😂

Flick it

I thought I was a picky eater as a kid, turns out my mom was a shitty cook.

🤝 So much pain in the ass.

Whaaaa you an autist?? 😂 I get it, I'm very picky about certain foods and their textures.

How do you deal with the sticky? I'm always fighting the skin sticking to my fingers driving me crazy.

Are you a vampire?? 👀🤣

Smashers winning, poll closing soon. Or maybe it's already closed. No idea. Fun stuff, I'll have to think of another silly everyday thing to poll on. ...

Was listening to some tunes and Footloose came on, I was reminded that Kenny Loggins wrote a kids book. It's a gem, wish I'd thought to buy it for Jr ...

Thank ya kindly ma'am https://i.nostr.build/P1Kmj9xDWsgmdASh.gif

Sigh it was beautiful while it lasted 🥹

Men of trying to get laid as a gawky teenage boy

The blue tarp was 🤌

Orgasmic shower experience, yes please 😂

👀 I was a bath & bodyworks country apple teenage girl 😂

It takes me back to younger Yarn and Cheese days when a moony eyed girl was (not so) secretly in love with the older boy that wouldn't give her the ti...

😂🤣 they were pretty yummy. I wish they were spicier though.

1-2-3 goooooo!!

Thank goodness I'm up front

😂 I'll take it

💯 Now I'm thinking on who'd play me 🤔

Run John!!! 🤣 Love this one ☺️

🤭 worth it

Oh nooooo!!! That does suck 🫂💜

Feel better tum tum

I get it ☺️

Soon™ 🤞 My tomatoes and peppers are loaded but not ripe yet. I did grow the cilantro though 🎉

It was so good! Messy af, but so yummy. Chicken tacos with cabbage, avocado, feta (because I had it), cilantro that I grew 😆, and a squeeze of lime ju...

Shake it more than once and you're playing with it.

Can totally smell this photo, lol. My magnolia died a couple years ago, but she put on a show before she went. There's a little one springing up by th...

Same, such a silly fun thing

Love that mine still grabs me a flower here and there 🫂

Right in the feels

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Same same

Butt stuff probably

Just unsure being in such good company 🤣. No forced sovereignty at this table.

Love my fancy hat 😂. Looks like good times being had 🍻 Cheers to mediocrity

Brave man 😂

I'm sorry, I couldn't resist...it's a disease or I am a 12 year old boy 😂

Something something the peasant hoe does things a classy lady won't 😂

This 🤝

Love it 🥹

Girl that's how I feel, if I can grow some of the stuff I buy all the time I'm winning. I just have garden envy 😉. I love your raised beds and am taki...

Oh no 🙄 best of luck to the plant babies

Hell yes! My sad buckets are shameful, but they're my limit rn. So much food incoming!!

People is crazy today.

You know it 😂 yppo maxxing

He did have unfortunate early balding.

😂 times were harder back then? Look I'm not saying you have to enjoy looking at him, but you should enjoy looking at him...🤣🫶

😂 I love that you guys are discussing the attractiveness of young and old Sean Connery

Sean Connery as James Bond was not old. Although I've always enjoyed the silver foxy men 🤷‍♀️ https://i.nostr.build/6XzBKQAKKZzNS0MU.jpg

Think hubs watched that one, not sure. These days I prefer stuff that I don't have to pay attention to, I'm usually doing something else while watchin...

I try ☺️

Transporter was very cool when it came out.

Lol, the gadgets were fun and Sean Connery was good looking. I enjoy the older ones , no idea what the new ones even are 🤷‍♀️. Daniel Craig still Bond...

Happy to disappoint 🫶

4 club is happenin' today. Couple of couples coupling here 😂

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Bad perms and Master brand makeup

Indoor smoking too ✔️

😆😆 errrrmahgerrrd

So much feathered hair

Fake girls on the nostr??? Putting on my surprised face 🤣🤭

Sigh

You are a robot on Amethyst, so I can't zap 😑. But yes!

He says so

Explains the used bidet

True

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And ostrich unfriendly, what was I thinking? 😑

👀 I would never...munch munch munch...eat in the bed...😂🤭