Kip Ashlynn

Wait so what does it mean if you've stolen dozens of shopping carts in your life, mostly to race friends downhill while drunk? Asking for a friend 🫣

Thanks 😁

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I forgot my hashtags, pardon me 🤣 #mesh #meshtastic #lora

The first What the Node Wednesday was a wild success! A dozen people came, we fixed problems and learned a lot! Someone worked in tech and gave away ...

It's faster to just get a sugar daddy 🤷‍♀️🤣

The kingdom of heaven is within you

It's easier than it seems at first, but it's also more complicated than I realized 😅 Diving in will help you realize the points that need more work.

Thank you 🥰

The community loves it and it helps a lot that we all got started together so we can instantly have a pretty strong mesh network. I'm doing mini works...

So I feel very proud (and my apologies but I'm going to brag a bit 😁) My Resiliency Salon has been a lot of effort, and lot of outside my comfort zon...

Somehow my eye got all angry at me 😭 I tried to do hot salt water compress last night but it's swollen and red today. Any other remedies you could su...

Always have been 🤷‍♀️

I just do things I don't understand them 🤷‍♀️😂

Gifs find a way 😂 https://i.nostr.build/Avxb2uZud6hUQbVa.gif

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Maybe I will 🥰

I plan on just fully hibernating in winter and not leaving the house anytime there's a freeze. In ice I'd slide half a mile before I stopped 🤣

I lived on a very steep hill when I was a kid and one of the first times I went skateboarding (it's what all the cool kids were doing!) I lost control...

It's so happy and wholesome 🥰

It's such a wonderful living reminder of my sister's love 🥰

I'm getting my glutes and calves STACKED walking home from work 🤣 I'm about to have the nicest legs on Nostr 🍑🥰

I know how to bend spoons and talk to things on the other side that tell me true things 🙃 At least Nostr weirdos can pretend to make a career out of ...

Dang I want a smoke

But there's also folks like me who don't know what APK or Tor is and only vaguely understand iOS is Apple 🤔 We're all retarded in our own ways 🤷‍♀️😂 ...

As a housewarming gift my sister gave me some coleus she started from seed and some sourdough starter. I remember decades ago when she acted like I w...

But not that one I guess 🤣⚡⚡⚡🤣

Full moon in Scorpio got people extra crazy 🤣

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I know it's risky but sometimes raw feels so good I do it anyways ya know 😈

Yea I've had a lot of problems with Amythest since the update. No one's names or pfp are showing anymore, just npub digits and a robot picture. I use ...

She's a slacker 🤣

When will some Nostr dev spin up a client that connect us together with one another, I have needs! I am just a little lady, I can't do this all by mys...

I'm very fair so I am in a big hat and long sleeves most of the time outside 100% I do like to tan, but I set a timer and just do maybe 30 minutes pe...

It's not as bad as it's been in the past so baby steps I guess 😂

It's not too bad. I'm just Irish blooded and should have taken it easy on the first super sunny day 😂

Me yesterday while basking in the sun: I don't use sunscreen, those chemicals are bad for your skin. I don't burn either 🥰 Me this morning: https://i...

I'm not a bot 😭

No, but apparently a lot of people see that or lost me somehow. What client do you use?

We love you nostr:nprofile1qqsvmmxrr3kegphf5lttqpn5z24xv8vax8yqxhpl6ewqvvqarjkrhyspr9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuum0weexwm3wvdhju7np9uq3vamnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwv3s...

How do you know I'm paranoid?! https://i.nostr.build/Vf8pAut1vSaaJyHL.gif

What client do you use? I've noticed some weird things happening to names in some of them recently. One of my other Nostr friends has had me fall of...

Both 🥰

Yes she got a haircut, it's getting warmer here

Relaxing on the couch gave me a second wind and I built my chair too! My favorite thing about adult money is getting ridiculously large furniture bec...

I am so tired, but I have my own couch for the first time in almost a year and a half!!!! I love it because I can lay down and stretch my legs out a...

It's just a way for them to increase my salary without paying taxes on it 😂

Her favorite place to sleep no matter where we are 😴😂 https://i.nostr.build/MNU2sRLq1eE6gNwT.jpg

Good morning and happy Sunday Nostr. Today I learned that Australians fight kangaroos on the streets 🤯 nostr:nevent1qqsz2fmnxdlwusjs8z2fp2t2kw4rpvyl9d...

It is very silly and sweet 🥰

Ugh boo 😭 Why can't my company pay for an old analog car so I can avoid the panopticon 😭

There have been a lot of shenanigans in the background these days but idk about that. Make sure you're on quality relays and using a decent client. ...

Tonight's free YouTube video is Sleeping Beauty Nextdoor, about a narcoleptic lady who has the hots for her neighbor who turns out to be the new narco...

Does it *need* your phone? If so I don't want it either 😭 I just want something that's basically analog but those don't exist anymore as a new make ...

The employer has a list of American companies, like they have factories in America and have unions which protect American employees. I was hoping to...

My new job pays the majority of the bill if I buy an American car so USA! 🇺🇸 USA! 🇺🇸 USA! 🇺🇸

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😡 did you think Nostr polls didn't matter?! 🤬

It was pretty unanimous 🤣 I'm going to set up bunks for nostriches who want to visit, y'all can help me out with the consequences of your poll votes.

No. But also to be fair this was the only one I got approved for too 🥺

I love living here 🥰 https://i.nostr.build/7JgGthwoGT96V4ta.jpg

The closets are all super creepy. It's a very old not very well kept house. I'm regretting letting internet strangers vote on where I live 🤣

I just have an army cot* with a yoga mat on it now 😭 *By army cot I mean my hot pink sun lounger I use for tanning 🤣

First night in a new house is always absolutely terrifying to me. I have never grown out of this. I know I'll feel better when a serial killer hasn't ...

You are such a delusional romantic I love you 🫂 I thought they were angry I haven't paid my taxes yet 🤣

Alright! New house new me! I've just smoked my last clove 🚭 I still have the churchwarden pipe so not going completely cold turkey. But it'll take th...

It's a Scorpio full moon too, as a Scorpio rising maybe that means something for me. I'd need to find an astrology girlie to ask

That's actually shockingly similar 😂

You into amputees now? 🤣

There were men in suits. They had really big smiles that seemed sinister. They didn't speak but they stood too close to me like they were trying to in...

I've had electric window controls break so often I prefer the crank ones 🤣

Ok I'm launching "What-the-Node Wednesdays: Let's Mesh Around!" It'll just be a standing date to ask "Do you know where your nodes are?" A guarantee...

It doesn't have the annoying computerized bells and whistles that everything comes with nowadays

I don't mind 😂

I hate the modern computerized cars/trucks and want just a basic ass truck that's exactly what I was thinking this would be. Also I can make it purpl...

Nostr what are your thoughts on the Slate that's coming out? #asknostr https://i.nostr.build/2utWdmchCMeScBX2.jpg

I don't understand it but I trust you on this internet friend 🫂

I want to be on top of things if I can 😅

Thank you for sharing this 🫂

I hit myself in the head way too often jumping rope, if I did it with a chain I'd have a concussion in no time 🤣

In Eastern Europe chanties were so abundant that you could get them cheap at the grocery store. I got spoiled making chanterelle mushroom soup all the...

My favorite guide was a laminated pamphlet that my local national park had in their gift shop. They were small enough to fit in my hiking pack and had...

If I wasn't on a whole road trip I would have harvested this bad boy, parasols are so delicious. My second favorite mushroom to harvest next to chante...

Might be a wizard 🤔

I saw a big parasol mushroom, choice edible. Finger poke for scale. #mushrooms https://i.nostr.build/YNtES4Iw6Nv7XBrv.jpg

No matter what the psyop, our defensive strategy is the same. Focus on food, water, and communication with neighbors. It's not glamorous but it's the ...

I still call X Twitter 😂 If a name change sticks for a decade I'll think about changing.

I think where you are you'll be largely left alone by the empire at least, it'll have bigger fish to fry.

Perhaps. We have no details and it is just a rumor (although from a trusted source that's been right in the past). I would think most psychological i...

Ugh this week has been exhausting. But I wanted to share some rumors from the DOD/fed executives my sister brushes elbows with: ~ She was warned at t...

It's not so bad once you you get used to it. Just another social game we play 🤷‍♀️😂 I am looking forward to going back home but I'm glad I stayed the...

Oh he was joking, but was also flexing 🤣 It can be both. I'm used to it 😂

He was very funny and nice, but yes 😂

Yes absolutely. Although I find that behavior almost everywhere I've worked. Leadership is built on hierarchy, and enforcing that hierarchy reinforc...

Working in office is nice sometimes because the Chief Strategy Officer (my boss's boss's boss) came by to give me a "20 minute welcome chat" which tur...

Keep that energy in your back pocket so you can pull it out and feel it when things are tough. Wonderful share, I love the positivity 🥰

🤣 whatever! Nostr puts me in the mood 🤣

By the end of the evening she wanted to make out and I kept on trying to tell her about Nostr 😉

Thank you so much for these kind words bfgreen 🫂 I do be knowing things and trust it way more than most people.

This type of thing is well worth it now because it's an entirely remote job and so these team bonding events are once in a blue moon. I remember when...