Thursday 5∞

AC was turned on today. A sad day for the Yurpean ethos ngl. Now I feel the urge to put sugar into my bread. I know this is how it starts.

Ahh, the Valhalla for brave warriors. Remember to laugh really hard when the moment comes. Word on the street is that's a big part of its secret passw...

It's always has been. I mean if you can emotionally detach from it, it's quite comical. Notice how the weaker teams bounce stronger after the 3 minute...

Astute has more ass than tits tho.

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Are you not entertained by the American research department? They've turned football into soccer. I'm impressed by their creativity tbh.

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Gm node have a glorious vacation

Tits.

'The cornerstone book is that book that protects man... while he sleeps, where that sleep understood metaphorically is simply the absence of wakefulne...

Testing 1 2 3 GM https://npub1hl0zy55rxqwd7anvf9nh9ms78kryee4zkf32nfwglgc5gmrm3hpqmslhas.blossom.band/338d629e56aa7d408302c1e1059c1c97cf72992977ba2679...

Imo it doesn't really matter as long as you get the gist of it. At the moment I get enough value from the KJV version in English.

The reason you've discredited Cesare Lombroso is precisely the reason you're facing now the complicated immigration problem in Western Yurp. Yes, I c...

I said maybe alright. 🤭 Once we hit 100% tax compliance we'll be just safu.

There are two extreme choices: forgiveness or obliteration.

If you complain about immigrants flooding your western world you have a choice of getting punched in the stomach by the A-list boxer of your choice or...

Maybe wars are a consequence of people not paying their taxes. 🐸🐸

Walk away now! Even the cow watching from cow heaven is disgusted by that choice.

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The four horseman of the apocalypse: - white wants harmony - black wants to know why - red wants to end your enemies bloodlines - pale just wants to ...

Research shows bees are very poor consumers. Why aren't bees contributing to our great economy? I say because of laziness.

Gm The lack of chemtrails in this picture upsets me. How are planes supposed to fly otherwise?

The Bible is an user's manual, to paraphrase my deeply challenged friend.

It's easier and very elegant to encrypt ancient wisdom in stories meant for future generations using mnemonic techniques. It's no sha256 but it works ...

Are you saying the vaccines were made prior? 🤭

The river of facts is flowing through a desert of superstitions. Lykke Li is correct, you should most definitely follow rivers.

Good morning Have a day!

I would recommend bribing them. Works pretty well with humans. Everybody wants something they don't have. I wonder what's their poison?!

The white horse knows what's what https://npub1hl0zy55rxqwd7anvf9nh9ms78kryee4zkf32nfwglgc5gmrm3hpqmslhas.blossom.band/a5b4e983637dd16b8bfd24f12ad65e...

*C.U.M. ffs

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I'm not even going to read the other comments but it's very likely you got abducted by aliens. I'm going to tag our expert in extraterrestrial matters...

What does the red circle even mean? 😅

The hippocampus is shaped like a sea horse (white). Hope this finds you well.

Could be their Easter. Let me check real quick. 🤭

Bosnia proudly representing the Balkans at the world cup. Internally all the Balkan states hate each other and for good reasons. However, externally t...

I usually manipulate the price of bitcoin using Korean food. I felt cocky the other day and went for Chinese instead. Happy 58k day everyone! They lau...

Literally my sleeping arrangement for the week. 🐸

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Well, with bitcoin around 58k the great barrier of honorable men is getting significantly lower. https://npub1hl0zy55rxqwd7anvf9nh9ms78kryee4zkf32nfw...

Your Honor, the defense would like to invite Escobar to the stand.

It is true. For a small contribution I will come and hang out with you on a casual Thursday morning. GM FRENS 💜

It's easier if I show you. Do you have 3 chickens?

Cops can barely be cataloged as humans. Nobody with a conscious above NPC levels would become one.

Imagine believing content becomes viral naturally on social media. 🐸

'You must separate from thought, and come as a virgin mind to be penetrated by the Christ.' I'm reading uncle Bill's notes as he passed away earlier ...

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That's antisemitic

Good day, farmer! 🙏🏻 https://npub1hl0zy55rxqwd7anvf9nh9ms78kryee4zkf32nfwglgc5gmrm3hpqmslhas.blossom.band/f046d456b4ec492ee9dafd55809b67cfae2e7188e7bb...

Thank you.

My Hebrew is rusty but I very much doubt the word 'secret' was used by our boy. I prefer 'mystery'. Keeping secrets is a great way to create monsters ...

Hopefully there's been an error in translation. The word we are looking for is 'parabolic'. Only up sir!

There is no second best 🐸

My sources tell me John the Baptist was born today. Happy birthday to the ultimate chad. His beheading symbolizes the severance of the godhead from th...

Not today Satan, not today 🤭

Soon 58k 😈

You know about pickle juice. In fact, any juice from fermented vegetables is optimal for hangovers.

Staying in the sun all day gets you a decent high.

Is Sadhguru causing the same mayhem in India as he does with new age white people? 🐸

He makes a big effort not to be liked 🐸

Is it rude to frontrun grandpa? 🤭

It's funny how the current explanation of how the world works is mimicking the current technology paradigm through the history. When people started cr...

Cast your net to the right side of the boat fam 🐸🐸🐸 nostr:nevent1qqsqqqzgq099ua4nxyjfcfycth93g73yj93e6vdz7fuvt6el5npx88cpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7...

Right hemisphere entering the chat

That's clearly a dromedary

Not defending Constantinople 🥲

That's some Super Mario type of footstr

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Barry Taylor: "God is the name of the blanket we throw over mystery to give it shape". 🧠

The burden of being based It's understandable. Sometimes you can only look at oneself for inspiration.

'Personal use' 🤫 https://npub1hl0zy55rxqwd7anvf9nh9ms78kryee4zkf32nfwglgc5gmrm3hpqmslhas.blossom.band/90551e8e205b9e5b1c4f1de8021151f8e640d2eafb683edd...

Mining bitcoin before it was cool https://npub1hl0zy55rxqwd7anvf9nh9ms78kryee4zkf32nfwglgc5gmrm3hpqmslhas.blossom.band/b958a70bc20d9a49be355e38a88e7d3...

Overheard this at the farmers market 🤫 https://npub1hl0zy55rxqwd7anvf9nh9ms78kryee4zkf32nfwglgc5gmrm3hpqmslhas.blossom.band/0b80fcd7b8256bc23f2fea7035...

Those evil white supremacists and their subversive agenda 😅

Terms and conditions may apply tho

Neither flat nor spherical, the world is a pyramid. Perhaps this is the biggest feature of these ancient buildings in letting the children of men pond...

Well yeah but they're less meritocratic than you'd think tho. Lucifer should hire better people fr fr. Their quality is atrocious considering their re...

Yeah. Pretty accurate sayings. Liberating too. Now of course, there are degrees of being moronic. Everybody is a moron to someone else. I feel bad fo...

Having to deal with morons is initially a huge pain in the ass until you figure it out it's a hint for you on how to navigate life better by improving...

Best defense against the jews is to pray for them. I know how it sounds but it is what it is. 🤭

I'm fascinated by the autism of Messi. He sees several seconds into the future by thinking extremely fast compared to a regular player. It's not only ...

I've met homeless savants. Never played chess with them but they were really really smart. Makes you wonder how thin the line between the two worlds i...

So they've lost their virginity to wealthy middle easterns 🐸

Death by an elder penguin is pretty honorable ngl. They'll sing songs about you.

If you like chess https://npub1hl0zy55rxqwd7anvf9nh9ms78kryee4zkf32nfwglgc5gmrm3hpqmslhas.blossom.band/41125876b55d39318836b0d1aa2f9d6c832e00628641683...

Legends 🔥

^Proctology

He most definitely ate the macaroon of his teacher. It's hilarious considering most presidents get to fuck underage early in their careers, he got peg...

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A self-proclaimed psychic has claimed that an alien invasion will occur at the World Cup match between Brazil and Scotland and many inside the stadium...

Direct descended of HH confirmed

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Happy pride month to SaySay and you! Very cute couple ngl. 💜

Brain 'Quantum' Computer 🧠

Facts

That moment when your face lits up while talking about bitcoin as freedom. This is such a great hill. 💜

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Great song, amazing video 🤭

That's Marilyn Manson

Stay safu king! 🙏🏻