utxo the webmaster 🧑‍💻

I'm retarded

Maybe $5 lol

Blasted 250,000,000 tokens on nostr today nbd

Shoutout to all the paranoid crypto anarchists who dodged every rug over the last 10 years, my god there were a lot

Good morning, run local, ok bye https://relay.utxo.one/6583f88718403425bb48c419a507342e3b4b0d86c16ed400a5f2c9e6b395d408.jpg

I built a client, dark wisp, with payment targets and tor optimized for grapheneOS, basically the ideal Monero client In 3 months I got less than $3 ...

This or grapheneOS? https://relay.utxo.one/6abf8bc1cc91f27d748130630936c81a0935a4c548ec7f5a6277fc4b705b63b0.jpg

Back in my day, usb ports only went in one way, but you had to flip it 3 times before it worked

Running omarchy https://relay.utxo.one/8657f3822d785b258aa4affeaec1538e7a7e169942800dc2f2388736bb4472d0.jpg

In this economy tho? 😭

Yeah maybe I'll just do shelves don't really wanna buy 4 new cases

This will be me I'm certain of it

You can really get away with murdering your children by saying "it was the hormones"? Or am I totally missing the facts of the case here

Time for wisp ios

This is Me developing anti spam censorship features for nostr https://relay.utxo.one/d2d6744995df29557e7bff4b3e40cd373dc8c249fa1d44d67497b33dde3a9e3a...

All I need is sleep and workout tracking... Does it do that?

Local AI chads unaffected nostr:nevent1qqs8mthjarspztqfka98tzc4yhh8aspqjcegqf8lxkja32jcu4pdq9qpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgq3qaqakd28d95muqlg...

Does anyone here have this? https://relay.utxo.one/c0673f9cd2b759930a2e758acb8dac836e11870a0ef34d8c7a7ae197f6fe9b1b.jpg

I've heard @fiatdenier say at least half these things

Don't let clever scammers take advantage of your generosity and kind heart anon

Google play forcing wisp to upgrade to android 16 or newer, so older devices might stop working If that happened to you, please use dark wisp on nos...

Only when you admit pineapple is the best fruit

Ageee

There's negative money and time wasting, ask me how I know

Same

Search zapstore for dark wisp

All the big social networks got big without any monetization for users/creators, that was more a final form. I think people just don't want to be in ...

Yes, and predictable, turns out censorship resistance will attract monsters too

nostr:nprofile1qqsdf75zv4h43c540cqtwnzar2gzc25dqumwhlft60ug7vqfnjgld6ss8tqe6 bro stop tagging me in these posts, I don't have anything to do with prim...

Enjoy sir, thank nostr:nprofile1qqswum4p82uluhz2dr40nvdrflspffntgqghc58w9fs57nx6jkdkuaqd5rvcc

Please update and try now

Ok thanks, hang in there, will see what I can do

Are you usinf android or ios

Yes it is, lightning fucking sucks balls

Remember 2021? That was fun https://relay.utxo.one/5bde7e89d6a6c12a122d964bc07c512af8712f01f035c6bfdc601163e6018be8.jpg

I have reference implentations in wisp and strfry and NostrArchives. If clients haven't adopted it by now it's likely choice not lack of ability

If nostr just ends up a way for agents and robot ducks to communicate, nostr:nprofile1qqsrhuxx8l9ex335q7he0f09aej04zpazpl0ne2cgukyawd24mayt8g2lcy6q is...

Absolutely wild. Can't wait for us to get these asics

Definitely taking some getting used to being local AI only. Shit is much slower than cloud, so gotta basically write huge plans then let the clankers...

Substantial improvements to the nspam model across the board, from 92% accurate to 97% accurate (looks small but actually huge... that's what she said...

Just manually labeled 700 npubs and added over 60,000 notes to the new nspam corpus Now we train and pray the new model is more accurate

Thanks for the advice

Getting reports spark wallet is having issues There's nothing I can do, if it's not back up in 5 minutes https://utxo.blossom.band/869b5a66e644ebb7b...

Local model fixing Claude's bugs 💅 https://relay.utxo.one/743068fe7880c731d1b099da3b940b55bb8967fd8f9234a491015a5ed4f2b031.jpg

Ok thanks taking a look

Can you restart the app and lmk if it fixes? Seems to be working on my end wonder if it's a weird cache thing (don't clear your cache tho just restart...

It does if you turn it on

Good morning Local AI keeps winning Now you don't even need an insane GPU to run MoE models at very fast speeds on consumer hardware https://git...

The GPUs are like 16-18k each

Non flash weights just dropped https://huggingface.co/zai-org/GLM-5.3

I like how you think

Blackwell pros are almost $20k and that's before you put it into a $5k rig. Gb10 bandwidth scales the more units you add with tensor parallelism

Saylor posted an AI video of himself having sex with a bull https://relay.utxo.one/8d0668a9fdea0324d14c3b33d140fc153901f3ba5a1c96d2797a6224d5ea88b7.jp...

New release should fix it, out now

Same. It's sick. Kinda slow tho. Wen dspark

🦜🏴‍☠️ https://relay.utxo.one/4758fd5680783f9d667772f8c65a7b720e90392fa3242cc85c928f2867a32e92.jpg

Tool calling currently bugged out on it waiting for a patch

I am running models on 3090s...

That hasn't been true for at least 4 years now

Why arrested? Right to bear arms

Running qwen3.8 flash :wisp_salute:

Damn for real?

Take my picture off your nostr pls banned

Yes fair although that’s at least two and quant 4s kinda rough

Between 20-60 depending on the model You’ll need 4 6000s to run this pretty sure lol

BOOM https://huggingface.co/zai-org/GLM-5.3-Flash

Good morning Reflecting on covid times, the scary thing wasn't what the government did, because we already know they are psycho... It was how the ...

Nvk also trying to delete notes on nostr, too bad delete is completely broken here 🤣

American cope

Nostr DMs were doing so well on two standards we decided we want this same UX in our threads eh

Haven v2 with NIP-86 support soon tm https://relay.utxo.one/cdb41368dfb2e03f05e7e5cb0dc42dda62ea60d0b72643b1b99ffe151156c0f4.jpg

They're a little bit too hot, roof of mouth hurts now

Good morning Never forget https://relay.utxo.one/c9ba389cc7d83957e2336436767752d4e8a2902dbef5abcc0b24c62aaf4be0d3.jpg

Yes but then you show up on a state agent's list

Good morning, While I am a big fan of outsourcing code monkey jobs to AI... We must be vigilant not to outsource all our intelligence tasks to it, e...

https://relay.utxo.one/438683911097fafd7f5e12c1280d35f80465dd112541ec662797133bbd6f520b.gif

You're a fag

Sparks use almost no power usually around 100w

Also to be very rude to all the shitcoiners which is also fun

Shut up

Do you have sparks and a 4070 to do a side by side test on task completion times? Do you run any local AI?

Dgx sparks are not slow, that is fake news Especially when you factor in prefill, which is half the speed in big context New software optimizations...

You are the influencer now

Is there even a single fedimint in the world?

Your paycheck and method of payment is dollars. My services are priced in dollars and paid in bitcoin.

Thank nostr:nprofile1qqswum4p82uluhz2dr40nvdrflspffntgqghc58w9fs57nx6jkdkuaqd5rvcc 🙏

Dating pool in my 30s be like nostr:nevent1qqswlspa5cmfpkm9hkawpcdd3vcmmxa3ntnhc0jz273rt3cw8a6rfwgpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqzyqgtvesvkp65h7ufye28t4m8sdv...

Wish you guys could taste it, came out so well 😍 Simmered for 6 hours, perfectly balanced with a caramelized sofrito https://relay.utxo.one/525ada7...

When all your income is in bitcoin and so you just got a 10% pay cut in two days while everyone is celebrating https://relay.utxo.one/adadfca06d69460...

Trust the leader forks, don't ask questions

Everyone I know who made millions on bitcoin, none of them bought lambos

Is this old or new? https://relay.utxo.one/2d71d311a37f40ee27acc951550333c63d130283d3600fb32da8869ce11cab3e.png

Appreciating what you have honors what others have lost

Can someone DM me NVK's address so I can pull a bitboy and make a nostr live stream at his house? https://relay.utxo.one/6430982a429e6fd7fd0b461f9613...

https://relay.utxo.one/e0219179dbbb71cf82221515ab3b082b717b3c62a86db174850d94756fd52df1.mp4

Glm 5.3 achieves Kimi k3 performance with 1/3rd the parameters https://relay.utxo.one/5a23bc798e68e556756b75fad66b583baec11ce4909e0e955b234ee23c9c853...

This week's release has the fix - tomorrow likely

https://relay.utxo.one/6472c63210405d6599e0c92b7190283bcc3ff0127a1d58fe83624c5910ec0063.jpg

Sometimes it's not the model that's retarded, it's the harness

Pork chops are yummy too #foodstr https://utxo.blossom.band/1a4228161236e7fc1e78ce3a4b2e5eb7b8ad1914897d220f3417d9c6ecca11ba.jpg