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1 BTC = 1 BTC

Zaps are easy to fake, can put 0 or a trillion, as long as signature is valid it works

Yezzir 😌

lol bitcoiners

Give me 1 BTC pls

1 bsv = 1 bsv

Doesn't it sort of make sense for things in society to cost a lot when we have fiber internet, AI, air conditioning, dishwashers and so on? Why should...

This is pretty heavy on the topic of coffee flavor god damn

Need an edger https://relay.utxo.one/5d76f62b7b593c1ed8fcbf80499d1a5a29069bfb71da22cce8fd827689123cb1.jpg

Wow muted

Sick let's see some server porn

If you can stomach twitter to try to grow nostr, you have my respect However for me, like a diet for the mind, I try to avoid toxic sludge Maybe I'...

2nd Cycle where staying humble and dodging all the bullshit was once again the best strategy Meme updated for 2026: https://relay.utxo.one/3e7cded2...

Bitcoin NgU comes from it's freedom properties If you just focus on NgU and discard freedom you'll probably just end up a broke slave with half the ...

Experiencing an ungodly amount of peer pressure from big brother to get a nice car, I wish he could understand bear markets, he only understands how t...

Good morning

Pffft, nooo, heuh... Mine is big... I just mean other dudes

They keep saying it's gonna rain so I don't water my lawn then it doesn't rain how are these IDIOTS still in business

You don't have muted words or web of trust filter on?

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Give wisp a shot on iOS, we have video downloading :wisp_cute:

Whatever it is, I'm buying

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Node is fake news it only shows if someone retweets

I haven't built this feature

I like nostr:nprofile1qqsqgc0uhmxycvm5gwvn944c7yfxnnxm0nyh8tt62zhrvtd3xkj8fhggpt7fy

Maybe instead of looking for the next bullish narrative like retarded agent to agent payments or clarity acts or treasury companies We just remember...

I fat fingered one too many zaps, has to be long press imo

I don't see nostr as a cypherpunk protocol, I see it as a do whatever the fuck you wanna do protocol The underlying tech might be cypherpunk but tha...

God damn I lost so much gains sigh, I hope wisp was worth it But Imma get the gains back it's nostr dev summer https://npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7...

Getting back to business, GitHub can wait https://npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8.blossom.band/a7818dbafa77ea54e7c98d...

Outbox fixes this, no more relay management. Wisp finds notes no matter where they are published :wisp_cowboy: But scheduler quite possible has a bug.

The scheduler relay tries to send it to your outbox (write) relays - I see there are two primal ones there. So definitely should have worked. Possibly...

It's ok a scheduler relay, you should be able to manage/cancel it in the drafts & scheduler menu option

Casual 72 agent workflow 💀 https://npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8.blossom.band/c863fd2c8f408507c179da0b709cfa8d7851f9...

Waiting for nostr:nprofile1qqs03ekxgdp0rczjfqrrpcn7zqtdec6lcwnpfesyxnl0f239qvege2ggyhgpr to make more wisp memes https://npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux...

Wanted to do a fun stream then found a bunch of bugs now anxiety compels me to fix them reee

Definitely some truth to it tho, fackin houses need a lot of work, I say before I go grab a dead rat from under my deck

Yep that's actually just how nostr rolls, every like/note/zap is an event that must be downloaded Primal is lower because it's all coming from one ca...

Yes actually and the cars are driving too fast

It's beautiful and it's mine get off my lawn

Nothing turned me into an old man faster than caring about my lawn I now sit on my front porch, admire it, and yell at kids who walk on it

Bugged, supposed to show

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We have it sir, should be top of feed, but they only show up if people are chatting

Gm Please try Wisp iOS if you haven't already :) nostr:nevent1qqsqqqyv3v9regd0pqmj0nh5rm5g6tmd4yumedn0fz7nrsu5ve7sxpqpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtn...

What do you guys think of wisp iOS? Would love your feedback on it, anything you like/dislike feature requests or anything pls let me know!

Won't be needing this https://npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8.blossom.band/e8478d50d814ab6e50a07f54e7fda82c2697ae3b37...

Eww javascript

Then your logo will be slapped up #1 in recommended nwc wallets, hurry up

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How often do you go to the dentist?

Real talk though The only people who do well with bitcoin are people who buy at times like this

Doesn’t have to be in a chain The best way for people to understand is to just build a client with hundreds of users with different devices and diff...

Nostr has never gone down Even bitcoin went down once

Probably not, the autists would still treat these keys like bitcoin cold storage

Get out of AI stocks / SP500 asap, this is the end

Fuck it imma call them toddies from now on

Even if he built it absolutely perfectly the concept is just too janky, it's not a good pattern And it keeps changing now we have some new v3 decrypt...

Nostr ToS: - do whatever you want - but also gfy

I invite all nostr devs to a cease fire so that we may unite in a common cause https://npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e...

But people are always gonna click and unblock then get upset which sort of defeated the purpose of blocking in the first place? 🤔 That's what I always...

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I would add xmr if it gets bigger and I think it would make profit, I think my audience (AI normies) are unlikely to be using xmr especially because s...

Makes a cool whooshing sound too, peak

Nostr should have censored clients too, believe it or not, not everyone wants to see nonsense like what fuckstr posts all day. Weird I haven't seen an...

My failure rate on apps and websites is easily 90%+

Noppee I was a suit dummy in that era didn't know much about techie stuff

For some reason I really thought filecoin was a great idea back then and got so rekt siigghhhh I could have been so rich if I just did the work before...

nostr:nprofile1qqspcm9j9xtt42lfyx7dghytvgfm9k4sjmuguja9v7x585v45xrg25gym6chp plays a special role in my life Early in my bitcoin journey I degen trad...

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Nice noticing, this guy fucks

Save $20/mo on Netflix by buying a $5000 NAS that needs replacement drives for the rest of its life :wisp_cowboy:

Killed so many bugs today heuh heuh heuh https://blossom.primal.net/11cb57729aeda107d52e377854eb9f47c07053918aaeb5214fd90bbf8fef6eb7.gif

The amount of lottery winners who go bankrupt prove that having more money won't solve most people's money problems

Rtx 3090

With all these rogue AIs and npm packages I think QubesOS makes more sense everyday

I can't I also love AI

Why do people get so mad when you haven't seen movie? wHaT dO yOu mEaN yOu HaVeN'T sEeN STAR WARS?!?!

Really don't. we're not even allowed to have pepper spray

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/apr/07/toronto-rosedale-row-virtual-gated-community-ai-surveillance-flock

OLE OLE OLE OLE OLEE OLEEE OLLEEEEE OLLEEOLEEEOLEEE

Hey cheater cheater It's not ready! No judgey!

I'm so thrilled to have your support! https://npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8.blossom.band/c8d24031f6177fbce73a1ff7ee...

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Plan feels like it's coming together on the #wisp psyop The normies aren't actually logging in with Apple or Google... Apple and Google store an enc...

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Tried to get my dog groomer to accept Bitcoin and she got so mad just for asking damn She didn't say anything in particular but the vibe immediately...

Thanks nostr, hopefully we can kill wisp before we even get a chance to try to reach new users https://npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4...

We can achieve this with an AUTH payment relay

I think they're a very bad idea UX wise and am very surprised bitcoiners don't remember fees being higher than 5sat/vB

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Gm to everyone except nostr:nprofile1qqszmxrnkfdl9hdxzstgf4zdt6mk4avlzemc3fvwxcatzeclalhg0usgsu02p who broke my janky invalidated website with his fak...

You broke my website sir stahp

You can try but no matter what if we use lnurl we are doomed to always need a webserver provider

I made it up

Thinking of downgrading my nice car for a basic Toyota hybrid to stack more sats, any objections? Nice car not helping me with the ladies anyway so m...

Weeee! Does it have a special visual indicator that it's private?