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I feel like we are due for a 2008 level poop in the stock market And maybe all it takes is Nvidia weird circular deals to unravel Idk, but pretty su...

Gm Many retarded people on nostr, and not the good kind But I won't quote tweet their stupidity, I just tell them they're stupid directly in their t...

These guys who are over the top about saving the climate or saving the poor Africans are usually trying to cover up their darkness like Gates and SBF ...

Gm https://npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8.blossom.band/a7c3f0c154e770433569c8edf8abda3d424936ae843c4e297953e5a108e252...

A little too ambitious targeting next week for wisp iOS, gonna need a few more weeks to get this up to a proper standard worthy of the wisp name :wisp...

Really basic small things like just dropping comments on YouTube videos, Reddit, other social media definitely will help

Sir that's content creation, which is good for retention, not acquisition. Now if your memes were published outside of nostr, mematic warfare on twitt...

Probably could get one if someone applied for it with a good plan!

We have tons of devs donating time (and money) to build nostr But where are the marketing and advertising people donating their time to promote nos...

All polite variant excuses that boil down to they didn't find it valuable/useful

100% of people I talked to already had accounts they just don't use it :/

Which way western man? nostr:nprofile1qqsrf5h4ya83jk8u6t9jgc76h6kalz3plp9vusjpm2ygqgalqhxgp9g84ctjf https://npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henv...

Hmmm, then why waiting for wisp so much? What could wisp do to overtake it?

Suppose you got the identical android wisp on iOS Do you think it would be the best iOS nostr client?

"It sucks on nostr that only the big accounts get engagement!" Yeah but also those big accounts posted like 30,000 notes and you posted 200, proof of...

I thought tim Hortons was the worst coffee ever then I tried Starbucks, now I can't decide Timmies = tastes like water Starbucks = tastes like burnt...

God damn I feel so good right now I hope I feel like this forever

Hfsw Have fun staying wispless Gm

Or very fun, by pumping bets the rest of the shoe contains more tens and aces and player edge is +2% :wisp_cute:

Look mom I'm on TV https://npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8.blossom.band/23ff7238993bf8c78d70ecfedf19089eaced191d67961...

Feels weird

Perfect for me then

https://npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8.blossom.band/b32fd0e726dd5940f8c580e3d6863094ea2ecd94f225f317d18f8f6304642590....

I've never once used airplane mode on an airplane and nothing bad has happened yet

So many people wearing covid masks at the airport, haven't seen them in so long suddenly like 5% of people have them here

So... All Canadians on nostr

My preferences: Small blocks Small relays Small boobies

What is your impression of primal?

No sir it won't, needs some minimum version of iOS to work, and I believe the newest iOS always bricks older phones making them slow AF?

I dunno bro I got an iPhone to make wisp for y'all here, this phone is poop, feels so dated, anyway hope you noobs will like wisp on it

All walled gardens are ghey

https://www.theverge.com/news/606649/ios-iphone-app-store-malicious-apps-malware-crypto-password-screenshot-reader-found

Wisp iOS is also fast af, full outbox, exact same features as android soon ™️ https://blossom.primal.net/ac5b99edbd1ce349ac89211f0a3c963959f30240ba1d...

Will do sir. Guessing I need 4-6 weeks ish to finish it

When packing clothes for a trip, does everyone else pack 3-10 extra pairs of underwear for no reason?

Nevermind, it's not true, but I saw my bot get rejected trying to reply to you

nostr:nprofile1qqs8gq46lmdpfgjn5egxn3pwzfzwvtqcmuuzz5z2pwcxr38f4unq69ctp4k44 is anyone on nostr more handsome than nostr:nprofile1qqsr7acdvhf6we9fch94...

nostr:nprofile1qqs8gq46lmdpfgjn5egxn3pwzfzwvtqcmuuzz5z2pwcxr38f4unq69ctp4k44 you are truly useless

nostr:nprofile1qqs8gq46lmdpfgjn5egxn3pwzfzwvtqcmuuzz5z2pwcxr38f4unq69ctp4k44 is the stock market in an AI bubble?

Gm, If you're thinking of taking up vibe coding to help nostr, pls don't Take up shilling, marketing, content creation etc pls, that's what we real...

Keep it trimmed bro

WAKE UP NEO YOU'RE BEING MANIPULATED BY CENTRALIZED PLATFORMS EVERYTHING IS FAKE INCLUDING THE MONEY JOIN THE 12 NYMS ON NOSTR AND LEARN THE THE TRUTH...

I've always wanted to just put a 🙏 when someone zaps me You know what fuck it I just remembered I have my own client and I can just do this

Natural gas hookup

https://chat.wisp.talk/ad12599fe159e870defeef0fb5c26238d70747b168963685bca153d06087069e.mp4

My model thinks this account is a bot, what do you guys think? (View their replies before deciding) nostr:nevent1qqsrwewxm0tst4h77vnl6alnm2xth7rrtauef...

Enjoy sir

Matrix doesn't use signed events like nostr. It's a different protocol

Yeah on git everyone connects to one central server so it's very easy to do it. If git was 1000 different relays and all sorts of clients, it would no...

Nothing is trivial in making a clean nostr client, edits are very jank

Local AI matters for the same reasons Bitcoin and Nostr matter Can't get banned from your own computer

Damn, well I got nothing then. Wisp works on 95% of devices, I guess hfsp is best I can offer

No sir, your PFP doesn't fit on devices this old

Why oh why didn't I stack up SSDs when they were so cheap :wisp_sad:

Gm, My client's site was bugging out all night, didn't get to bed until 3am. nostr:nprofile1qqsrhuxx8l9ex335q7he0f09aej04zpazpl0ne2cgukyawd24mayt8g...

Gm, Was a very fun weekend wasting time clanking my GPUs Now back to my other time wasting project, wisp

Ok buddy https://npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8.blossom.band/661a7a2d30f7bf52838ab1b8ed8bdfcdd5cd4882b5b1d1c195019865...

This guy just setup a lightning node, he's in

Double sent same post... Shoulda used #wisp :wisp_cowboy:

I think they're using BSV

Wisp sends zaps to recipients inbox relays and looks there to show zap totals, primal looks in their central cache, so sometimes they will miss some z...

Gm, Someone send nostr:nprofile1qqsgqke57uygxl0m8elstq26c4mq2erz3dvdtgxwswwvhdh0xcs04scyt7yh7 to the straight to get some videos of the primal wallet...

Giving me an idea for a new nostr app tho

Put it in your bum feels good Everytime you get zapped

Many places in the world where data isn't as cheap or unlimited as it is for us rich north Americans , probably most in fact

Introducing: Nostr Archives The new and improved nostr band https://npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8.blossom.band/04f8...

I'm so old I still remember eating pizza at McDonald's

https://npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8.blossom.band/2bfd3a312865b1b79c6269e415cc49daacc92bbee94d8da0633d480caf4c7f70....

You got wisp mobile you good homie

If you're enjoying #wisp android, you're gonna love wisp web. Outbox feed, NIP17 DMs, Live streaming, Group Chat (nip29), Built in wallet, hashtag fe...

Update wisp, fixed some chatting stuff, you'll need it for live streaming chatrooms Wisp Mobile, GitHub, zapstore https://wisp.mobile https://githu...

No sir public moderated chats

HEUH HEUH HEUH

Did it enter the nip29 chat tho

Current client rankings, Amethyst climbing fast after implementing client tags https://npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e...

https://npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8.blossom.band/f30934bde8179bcc03c4ef607d18cc00efd51465a7726b61699c0d7db62c90fb....

No gif keyboard the new brokies https://npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8.blossom.band/a50ce50e168173f31f6c47420b6826a6...

This is truly such a bad bug very unacceptable

Gm At least the fake wisp on zapstore was from a friendly nostrich just playing with his bitcoins and nostr:nprofile1qqs83nn04fezvsu89p8xg7axjwye2u67...

Lmfao

I am revenge building for years of broken nostr UX

So I got tim hortons coffee this morning because was too busy to buy milk Jesus Christ this is the worst coffee in the world nostr:nevent1qqsqqqp0f96...

Sorry there actually isn't, I will add it soon

It's beautiful 🥺 Can't wait to release this site to y'all I think you'll love the new nostr band replacement https://relay.utxo.one/393af7717c62116c...

People say it's the best nostr app, perhaps the best app ever in the history of world, nobody has seen anything like it nostr:nevent1qqsqqqyptpm7kgxe3...

Gm to only these people who are online rn https://relay.utxo.one/6e468de9b70887a82c2b34b9cf48a3184ea2fd0d5f1fb14af066af90b16ed863.png

Because white people stopped having babies, all the women are at the office or onlyfans

actually from nostr, I stripped the bridges from wisp

Gm nostr:nevent1qqsqqqx04vxsndf6usrxwdm9hyruj57myq87ty05vk6kl9lrf29eq7qpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgq3qutx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvv...

I challenge everyone to post at least one thing today that's just normal human content and tagged with a hashtag Food, dogs, sports, guns, whatever....

does it matter? 🤔

Gm, I built an entire site yesterday highlighting wisps features, then deleted it. It hit me, who fucking cares about another app that just has some...

I think hashtags are about to become a lot more important on nostr, we should use them more. It's the main way we can show nostr to normies without pu...

Define: follower

I think it only works if I'm on playstore

How important is the privacy of a scheduled post? Like if everyone can see your scheduled posts, is that bad? 🤔 Like you're planning to post this an...

Does anyone know how the nsec leak happened? Was it multiple sources and just released at once or just scraped from notes or what?

Top non-bot posters, all time https://blossom.primal.net/d5ae1f7473d28b639ab8cdb8f3ae0e99b693b2c16e7326754478e2ca815237a1.png

Primal web just rolled out client tags 👀👀

accept always then it won't annoy you again