Helen Yrmom

Stay hydrated Nostr 💦 https://blossom.primal.net/f8fdbdad4aa32d14aa65a99033a04722590b9c6c33fe72bdf25ebec8475e0016.jpg

Not evil anymore?

Foolish boy. Don't you know anything about Nostr? It's the world of human fantasy and innovation. Every part, every creature of it, is a piece of the ...

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LLM’s tend to gas you up and agree with you. Not great for critical thought. I should have thrown a few clankers and fucks in there.

You sound like you are waving goodbye. You have clearly lived a full life, built complex systems, and developed a sharp understanding of our current p...

“mastabatory circle jerk clanker” I’ve never strung these four words together but it’s quite succinct. Using it.

You’re excluding yourself and dividing the teams. I don’t necessarily view those I disagree with as opposition. I comprehend your point, I just think ...

That’s a bit reductive.

Also I’m not on bluesky and can’t read your screenshot.

What did I say about intellectually masturbatory fatalism? People think you’re a bot because you’re a bit clankery.

He’s not a bot he’s a boomer. 😂

Neither will performative apparel. 🤭

Do you have a dog floppy?

He’s sneaking his doomerism in.

https://blossom.primal.net/687f90c7e62ac559510fab2bc4fa577bed33360b03be1ed3f0eb789c2c8aa24c.gif

You go eat bugs if you want floppy. I heard crickets have a good amount of protein.

I never watched a single episode. 😆

Oh I was in the dregs as far as casting goes. I ran a production company that specialized in location services. I would negotiate the contracts with...

For crying out loud floppy what the actual fuck. 😂 You win, you are definitely more punk rock than me. 🤘🏼 I have seen The Decline of Western Civiliz...

I looked at your profile and thought I have no idea what this bot is clankering on about and then it dawned on me.

I just fucking realized who this is. How many identities are you going to cycle through? Shapeshifter. 😆

Look at all those little figs starting to pop up. I love my fig tree, beautiful and thriving with very little intervention needed.

Oh let me take this one to cement in my new German vocab. A Regenbogen is your classic, rain-droplet bow curving down toward the horizon. A Gegenb...

Olallie blackberry or Olallieberries.

GM ☀️☕️ Waiting for the blackberries to ripen so I can make pies, crisps, and jam. 😋 https://blossom.primal.net/0d5f4ae16ca0911ce442f524280112f2fc942...

I’m nearly two years into my career as a designer. I’ve been adjacent for over a decade. You have reminded me that keeping design integrity over a tra...

That is a very good point. The question was posed. Most of my work (and this is the rub) is interpreting what the client is actually asking for and de...

This started with a quick sketch for what the client described as a “simple oval” reflection pool. Client feedback: “Not football-shaped. I want it ro...

It just occurred to me that cats are very sensitive to the energy of their humans and take on their temperaments. So obviously nostr:nprofile1qqszzv...

Metaphorically of course….I don’t actually lounge in bed all day with my paw over my eyes and toe beans hanging out.

It’s hard to understand what’s going g on here. Did you just hard launch your wife?

I would reach for the white copal. Same purifying properties as frankincense, a little fresher, less cloying scent .

Very similar to my house. Art piece by moi, spent brass (shot and collected) on wood. https://blossom.primal.net/c3be76a670484bbc0ec052daf3d8443d7800...

Fucking LOL. I don’t know anymore.

Happy 420 to those who celebrate. Since I gave up cannabis this year I’m selling my urine for 50k sats (includes shipping) so you can pass your drug t...

I need to get better at taking clear candid stills. When it’s quiet and I’m alone on these early morning hikes, sometimes it feels like an episode of ...

In happier news my 19 year old son who still lives at home while attending college painted a shed that had been languishing in a remote corner of the ...

Is it normal for your aging parents to act very out of character? Both of them were solid as rocks growing up and now I’m dealing with the craziest sh...

GN from cotton candy clouds. https://blossom.primal.net/ee0b438aa74ef35e89bfb02d64ca419f39dd8cfee445ab330d9ec2049e3577df.jpg

Helen of Troy 🤭

Muah ha ha https://blossom.primal.net/0815c5a0e9fca951f5729b63835981e81a42a644450bf802bc8458498b2c6757.jpg

Oooh the devil’s trumpet. Beautiful, I like how it double blooms. The angel’s trumpet is also blooming in my garden. https://blossom.primal.net/ccc593...

Since they were outside I also had to deal with mad pests. I bought ladybugs, they came refrigerated like a thousand and they mostly all flew away lik...

It’s a delicate balance as I’m sure you know. Less is more to avoid burn.

This shit works… https://blossom.primal.net/9b981b7f210c5726bfbd940393c6451a573496f52007a2658c6ec78108a18da5.jpg

Probably permanent as a regular user but I’m sure I will imbibe again in my lifetime.

I thought I would take a year off.

I don’t grow anymore because I gave up smoking this year and I do not want the mess but I only grew organic and outside. The plants were huge and net ...

Would it kill you to set up a wallet floppy?

Those are AI added Guinness bottles, I’m not drinking in 2026. I never clocked the augmented reality app.

https://blossom.primal.net/c9867c9f7074d6343cd01e05081229e9240bed1b2d80251d848db89d73d731f4.jpg

On a job site and the guys are freaking out about this owl in the attic, tried to call pest control and animal control and no one will come out. I’m g...

That one is the most forgivable.

A man should be able to detect irony, admit he’s wrong, and realize that a woman is a human just like him and not a Swiss Army knife or a mound of cla...

Yeah can only intermittently see the feed at all.

“men giving you their money makes you feel feminine?” No I’m not kept, nor do I expect to be. I don’t actually care about my zap ratio or else it wo...

Yes to all that but I’m just a girl who is subject to price induced neurosis from time to time.

It’s a joke…kick rocks creep.

Ah there it is…

Agreed. I didn’t even think about the top as it’s just what I sleep in until controversy ensued.

Here’s the whore version you were looking for. 🤣 https://blossom.primal.net/5e7662abd5345db4ec5d5abf326d1ae1d3caed55892ef58b19ac569ab501741b.jpg

Too much skin for the puritans of Nostr, and you seem to be going through an identity crisis, you changed your name again.

Same angle, AI enhanced with the decorations and I took the other one down because someone called me a whore for being in a tank top. 🤣

Especially adults!

What’s the orange for “O”?

You changed your name. 😆 I’m not familiar with sonic jihad. I’m just vaguely aware of the slits, I was born into the world after they assembled. I...

You have to say floppy subcockles for the full effect.

Subcockle! 😆

GM! That’s a verbose way of saying broke and unemployed.