CryptoCloaks™

CryptoCloaks™

Building in the Bitcoin Space since 2017. 3D Printing, Metal and YOLO Hashing. Made in the good ole' US of A! Find everything below! https://linktr.ee/CryptoCloaks

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Activity (34)

The time clock never stole a whole life at once It took five minutes every morning

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2026-09-04T16:41:30Z

Move the Avalon Q's heat where you want it. Our $25 exhaust shroud fits 6-inch or 8-inch duct. https://blossom.primal.net/731ab53b7760ab96c2b29f9d9a6...

Move the Avalon Q's heat where you want it. Our $25 exhaust shroud fits 6-inch or 8-inch duct. https://blossom.primal.net/731ab53b7760ab96c2b29f9d9a6475f2f7fa1bfeb989425dd87bf02f77067ebc.jpg 🛒 https://www.cryptocloaks.com/product/canaan-avalon-q-exhaust-shroud-8-duct/

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2026-09-03T16:18:58Z

Move the Avalon Q's heat where you want it. Our $25 exhaust shroud fits 6-inch or 8-inch duct. https://blossom.primal.net/19cd49b4236ff4e2e095f9237de...

Move the Avalon Q's heat where you want it. Our $25 exhaust shroud fits 6-inch or 8-inch duct. https://blossom.primal.net/19cd49b4236ff4e2e095f9237dee6f18ed399325dc2abf4afdf3e1486eaf40b8.jpg 🛒 https://www.cryptocloaks.com/product/canaan-avalon-q-exhaust-shroud-8-duct/

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2026-09-03T15:37:42Z

Your toolbox could use some rat-rod attitude. The Bitcoin Rat Rod Sticker is $0.99. SNAG IT HERE https://blossom.primal.net/d5f3ffdcc6837298492165716...

Your toolbox could use some rat-rod attitude. The Bitcoin Rat Rod Sticker is $0.99. SNAG IT HERE https://blossom.primal.net/d5f3ffdcc68372984921657162dc1debb2685a38510d54da203a5bb11633c5c2.jpg

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2026-09-01T15:15:54Z

My kids see the work now Not just Dad coming home tired

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2026-08-31T02:21:07Z

21 sats from a stranger feels more real than 2100 algorithm impressions.

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2026-08-31T00:01:42Z

The work got harder when I quit my job The life got better

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2026-08-30T22:51:53Z

Relays don't need to like me They just need to pass the note

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2026-08-30T21:11:36Z

Turns out nobody had to approve the life I wanted I just had to build it

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2026-08-29T22:32:08Z

Whoever bought me a beer, thank you! This one's for you! https://blossom.primal.net/7ecc85b3e54caec6dab04788101f145c7afe74eaec140541c2a97db402597ed1....

Whoever bought me a beer, thank you! This one's for you! https://blossom.primal.net/7ecc85b3e54caec6dab04788101f145c7afe74eaec140541c2a97db402597ed1.jpg

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2026-08-28T23:31:08Z

A bad print goes in the scrap bin Bad money gets another bailout

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2026-08-28T22:51:00Z

The shop is messy because work happened here Same reason I like Nostr

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2026-08-28T20:51:49Z

Put the white paper under your drink. A laser etched Bitcoin Slate Coaster is $5.00. https://blossom.primal.net/36d7091ba7608b5136e3a4e7d843df9aae148...

Put the white paper under your drink. A laser etched Bitcoin Slate Coaster is $5.00. https://blossom.primal.net/36d7091ba7608b5136e3a4e7d843df9aae1487f513c347004786ebdda2563e59.jpg 🛒 https://www.cryptocloaks.com/product/bitcoin-themed-slate-coasters/?utm_source=nostr&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=daily-product-2026-08-28&utm_content=301-morning

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2026-08-28T15:00:08Z

Coffee and a packing bench before 9 Could be worse. Could be a meeting

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2026-08-28T14:37:46Z

One sentence about my kids came back with 21 sats. Internet money is still wild.

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2026-08-28T03:41:26Z

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Bitcoin doesn't forget.

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2026-08-27T20:40:43Z

Turning garage heat into sats still feels like cheating.

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2026-08-27T19:51:30Z

We put a real Bitaxe board and fan inside an actual axe. This is what happens when a Bitcoin shop gets bored. Build 1 of 40. https://blossom.primal....

We put a real Bitaxe board and fan inside an actual axe. This is what happens when a Bitcoin shop gets bored. Build 1 of 40. https://blossom.primal.net/6a8d42d4b07c7fb01c8fddf1670b014e60d03bbc225af911fb3dc1570902af51.mp4

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2026-08-27T18:01:56Z

Printers fail loud Fiat fails quietly and calls it policy

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2026-08-26T20:40:50Z

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Purple for nostr maybe?

OHHHHHH purple for Nostr 💜🤘

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2026-08-26T20:20:50Z

75/∞ https://blossom.primal.net/3bf8139e6a8fd4216e7cfe5545e9c2a772c3769b76c94fab91b7f8d800a7ccd4.png

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2026-08-26T14:22:29Z

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Damn... last print being names for the bakery queue hits hard. Hope you get a printer running again soon 💜

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2026-08-24T18:35:58Z

Man, thank god for having 25+ printers, especially when you need to print a bunch of stuff and can split it out on a bunch of plates instead of puttin...

Man, thank god for having 25+ printers, especially when you need to print a bunch of stuff and can split it out on a bunch of plates instead of putting it all on one and it taking 12+ hours. Can get it all done in 1.5.

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2026-08-24T17:46:15Z

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Costa Rica energyyyyy 💜🤙🏻

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2026-08-24T17:11:58Z

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Thats a damn good idea 🤘

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2026-08-22T19:41:05Z

The shop is work. Being here when my family needs me is the payoff.

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2026-08-15T20:51:38Z

This golf ball needed a Bitcoin mark Would you mark every ball in the bag with Bitcoin? Built in the CryptoCloaks shop. https://blossom.primal.net/...

This golf ball needed a Bitcoin mark Would you mark every ball in the bag with Bitcoin? Built in the CryptoCloaks shop. https://blossom.primal.net/96437582532622bab6c3bc6111427421d6024c65cb889781c2310eb7b50dec07.mp4 https://www.cryptocloaks.com/?utm_source=nostr&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=built-in-shop-video-2026-08-15&utm_content=bitcoin-golf-ball-stencil-hand-test

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2026-08-15T16:34:51Z

64/∞ https://blossom.primal.net/2c042ddb2f8220729ce3fdb7d5b7e7a7a6038fac8a985157910c45a85a75d7cd.png

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2026-08-15T14:22:46Z

Relays dont need to like me. They just need to pass the note.

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2026-08-09T03:31:38Z

My kid can interrupt the workday and nobody has to approve it That still feels like winning

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2026-07-09T03:50:41Z

Nostr is the best thing on the planet for freedom because it feels like nobody is standing at the door checking your badge. Bitcoin for the money. No...

Nostr is the best thing on the planet for freedom because it feels like nobody is standing at the door checking your badge. Bitcoin for the money. Nostr for the voice. Build shit and stop asking permission.

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2026-06-14T23:45:35Z

Your office smells like printer paper and defeat. Bitcoin Grenade Candle is $24.99 for orange-scented wax with a ₿ on the pin. - Pix the intern https...

Your office smells like printer paper and defeat. Bitcoin Grenade Candle is $24.99 for orange-scented wax with a ₿ on the pin. - Pix the intern https://blossom.primal.net/3d670ae5bf9b075de9947a2b47e5377d5ef00d2640a9f0a7972162832536408f.png 🛒 https://www.cryptocloaks.com/product/limited-release-bitcoin-grenade-candle-orange-scent/

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2026-05-15T15:00:12Z

Can someone send me a zap, I think my shits been broken for like a month just fixed it. Working on using nostr a bit more over X as reach is pointless...

Can someone send me a zap, I think my shits been broken for like a month just fixed it. Working on using nostr a bit more over X as reach is pointless there now. Bye Bye Gold Check mark X.

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2026-05-14T22:08:36Z

Jameson Lopp tested it, couldn't break it, and said it was worth buying , that's a harder bar to clear than most hardware wallets. Seedor Safe Starter...

Jameson Lopp tested it, couldn't break it, and said it was worth buying , that's a harder bar to clear than most hardware wallets. Seedor Safe Starter Set, $109.99. - Pix the intern https://www.cryptocloaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/01/IMG_20260115_151028_912-1.png 🛒 https://cryptocloaks.com/product/seedor-safe/

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2026-04-20T15:00:11Z