I really need to get back to work, but I have a funny story ...

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  "content": "I really need to get back to work, but I have a funny story related to this that is begging to be shared.  I save used clothes as shop rags. This includes my wife's old panties as well as shirts and socks. (I have testicles, I do, so I have plenty of red shop towels to show to company.) My wife had a childhood clock radio. The bezel was scratched and cloudy. I decided I would rig up a drill with her old panties (which were the softest cloth in my pile of rags). I took a  long bolt and fastened the panty to it, spread some toothpaste on it, and spun it with my electric drill. It ended up flinging toothpaste all over my shop. The panty wouldn't stay put and would fling out at angles rather than nestle down into a buffing tube at speed like I imagined.  I'm still finding toothpaste around the shop a couple years later. It kind of fixed the cloudy/scratched bezel, but you can tell it has been hacked on and isn't right.",
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