ChipTuner

ChipTuner

Building software they don't like. Free, as in freedom. Low-level and server engineer: libnoscrypt, NVault, vnlib. Staff @GitCitadel https://geyser.fund/project/gitcitadel DM's don't work. Just tag me.

npub

npub1qdjn8j4gwgmkj3k5un775nq6q3q7mguv5tvajstmkdsqdja2havq03fqm7

pubkey (hex)

036533caa872376946d4e4fdea4c1a0441eda38ca2d9d9417bb36006cbaabf58

nprofile

nprofile1qqsqxefne258ydmfgm2wfl02fsdqgs0d5wx29kweg9amxcqxew4t7kqprf58garswvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwva6kcat8w4k82tnddajsngs5v4

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↳ 回复 Laeserin (npub1m4ny6hjqzepn4rxknuq94c2gpqzr29ufkkw7ttcxyak7v43n6vvsajc2jl)

There are an increasing number of custodial wallets for nutzaps, lightning, and now Bitcoin, that us...

That's something I guess.

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2026-05-07T01:14:12Z

↳ 回复 Laeserin (npub1m4ny6hjqzepn4rxknuq94c2gpqzr29ufkkw7ttcxyak7v43n6vvsajc2jl)

Is it possible that people are zapping me on wallets that have been automatically assigned to me, bu...

I don't follow. What's happening?

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2026-05-06T20:03:23Z

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Stacks are dope. Just add an extra pointer and it's a queue.

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2026-05-06T17:24:15Z

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To be fair me too, I think anyway. I was an engineering student. Self taught programming. I did however have to take data structures, which I'm grat...

To be fair me too, I think anyway. I was an engineering student. Self taught programming. I did however have to take data structures, which I'm grateful for. Heaps are my favorite primitive data structure. Once I learned about heaps I became a maxi. I was like every storage class should be a heap XD

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2026-05-06T17:18:21Z

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I'm talking somewhat general purpose. Not your hyper specific quantum, curve, compute smart people jargon I'm not familiar with.

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2026-05-06T16:31:40Z

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I mean like hash table algorithms :)

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2026-05-06T16:15:48Z

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I mean, choose the right tool for the job aside, I kind of really like separate chaining. Linked lists are really fun imo.

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2026-05-06T16:15:06Z

What's your favorite type of hash table?

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2026-05-06T15:51:07Z

↳ 回复 Matt 🛸 (npub1l6scds4yv7xmcsmhqnhdy9sggm520q09lvts2m5mkvecgr2mmmeqsuj5rc)

And that's good advice. I was already looking at the EE undergraduate of the most well known school ...

I'm not the best at math, but I am really glad, even though it was gruelling, that I made it through all of my math. Linear is annoying but important....

I'm not the best at math, but I am really glad, even though it was gruelling, that I made it through all of my math. Linear is annoying but important. Discrete as well, its just those little things that seemed to help things make sense. Calc III and physics III were rewarding. It was the light at the end of the tunnel of II that wrapped it all up and let you use the tools I spent the previous 6 years learning XD. They're both so practical and real world IMO.

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2026-05-06T15:41:10Z

↳ 回复 Matt 🛸 (npub1l6scds4yv7xmcsmhqnhdy9sggm520q09lvts2m5mkvecgr2mmmeqsuj5rc)

And that's good advice. I was already looking at the EE undergraduate of the most well known school ...

I was CPE which is basically EE with 4 CS coures. Intro, OOP, Data structures, and Operating systems. That's all i got. The rest was EE. Signals, circ...

I was CPE which is basically EE with 4 CS coures. Intro, OOP, Data structures, and Operating systems. That's all i got. The rest was EE. Signals, circuits, design, embedded etc.

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2026-05-06T15:32:52Z

↳ 回复 d475ce4b... (npub1636uujeewag8zv8593lcvdrwlymgqre6uax4anuq3y5qehqey05sl8qpl4)

I’m mostly bothered by latency. I’m running a client that does event lookups server-side, trying to ...

Yes. This also goes with most services as well. For example, my rate limits are targed for end-users. I can't really know the difference between a cen...

Yes. This also goes with most services as well. For example, my rate limits are targed for end-users. I can't really know the difference between a central server proxying requests on behalf of a bunch of users or a single end-user. In this case, hosters will either need a contract for a bigger pipe from relays, or they will need to keep relays synced on-prem.

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2026-05-06T14:40:17Z

↳ 回复 Matt 🛸 (npub1l6scds4yv7xmcsmhqnhdy9sggm520q09lvts2m5mkvecgr2mmmeqsuj5rc)

Any recommendations for learning calculus?

Wait, you just got a BS CS right? Doesn't that include a few years of calc? An LLM you like with a system prompt tuned to how you learn, and at leas...

Wait, you just got a BS CS right? Doesn't that include a few years of calc? An LLM you like with a system prompt tuned to how you learn, and at least one course outline from a university you trust. Nearly all universities require professors to publish course outlines online on their course websites. Grab the syllibus and the textbook info and use the LLM as a tutor. They also often have tests, studyguides and homework available, especially course that just finished or will be starting up in the summer/fall semesters.

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2026-05-06T14:38:19Z

I gone down a little rabbit hole. So T10 forms and audit reports don't clearly show reported deductions, but I've yet to see, out of about a dozen pub...

I gone down a little rabbit hole. So T10 forms and audit reports don't clearly show reported deductions, but I've yet to see, out of about a dozen public companies in the US, that hasn't paid about 25% in just income. That doesn't include corporate tax, capital gains, and whatever dozen taxes I'm forgetting as a company grows. Where does this whole big corpos don't pay their taxes thing coming from? Which companies am I missing? Is it all in the deductions? Or are people focused on revenue and want a cut of that?

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2026-05-06T14:34:14Z

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My college filter design days are making me cringe XD Can never really filter out the sigmoid from sharp steps without over attenuating signal. There ...

My college filter design days are making me cringe XD Can never really filter out the sigmoid from sharp steps without over attenuating signal. There is no perfect filter...

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2026-05-05T20:17:42Z

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pcb designers hate him

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2026-05-04T20:08:14Z

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The same reason they put "high protein" on the same products in the grocery store or fast food. Nothing changed, never did. Same reason they could put...

The same reason they put "high protein" on the same products in the grocery store or fast food. Nothing changed, never did. Same reason they could put low fat on the same products that now have high protein. If the product fits in a box that has good attention, advertise it.

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2026-05-04T18:43:42Z

↳ 回复 Matt 🛸 (npub1l6scds4yv7xmcsmhqnhdy9sggm520q09lvts2m5mkvecgr2mmmeqsuj5rc)

Drowning in shit out here

XD yessir

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2026-05-02T20:00:11Z

I kind of expected LLM Labs to do a little more capture before stage 4 enshittification. That was faster than i expected. Maybe they captured more B2B...

I kind of expected LLM Labs to do a little more capture before stage 4 enshittification. That was faster than i expected. Maybe they captured more B2B than B2C. I wonder if this is going to spike GPU prices again :/

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2026-05-02T18:52:24Z

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I do like that.

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2026-05-02T02:05:18Z

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Could just be like a big ass file endpoint, ftp whatever works. Some example could be like redis, track, fork() write file to disk and exit every hour...

Could just be like a big ass file endpoint, ftp whatever works. Some example could be like redis, track, fork() write file to disk and exit every hour or something.

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2026-05-02T01:13:02Z

:) https://www.vaughnnugent.com/public/resources/downloads/cms/c/aalyitk5abflvykwjlp6dedgwe.png

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2026-05-01T18:30:16Z

↳ 回复 52b4a076... (npub12262qa4uhw7u8gdwlgmntqtv7aye8vdcmvszkqwgs0zchel6mz7s6cgrkj)

Faster negentropy alternatives 🤔

In what sense? Transfer speeds or processing speeds? What limitations are you seeing? should we just be doing database-like replication instead?

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2026-05-01T18:19:41Z

↳ 回复 YODL (npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy)

You too, are cute 😍

https://media.tenor.com/Eeh8g84sYvkAAAAi/pepe-emote.gif

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2026-05-01T16:21:41Z

Lock down your cPannel access sysadmins! I used to manage quite a few of these. https://www.theregister.com/2026/05/01/critical_cpanel_vuln_hits_cis...

Lock down your cPannel access sysadmins! I used to manage quite a few of these. https://www.theregister.com/2026/05/01/critical_cpanel_vuln_hits_cisa/ It's only a matter of time till they hit your control panel, make sure you are using your tools and firewalls to limit access.

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2026-05-01T16:16:23Z

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You two are so cute.

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2026-05-01T15:34:36Z

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And these are only the states I know about bro. I know like Colorado or one of the Dakotas passed some strict emissions laws so guys were registering ...

And these are only the states I know about bro. I know like Colorado or one of the Dakotas passed some strict emissions laws so guys were registering their vehicles in different states.

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2026-04-30T22:00:14Z

This my opportunity to share that in 2019 somewhere, which took effect in 2023 California told diesel vehicle owners that they would not be able to re...

This my opportunity to share that in 2019 somewhere, which took effect in 2023 California told diesel vehicle owners that they would not be able to register or renew their vehicles if they did not meet CARB emissions board standards which were adjusted to a minimum of 2016 CARB standards (which are the most strict in the US). Which meant that your older vehicle was almost certainly not able to pass the emissions testing. If you didn't know, you can't just buy an egr, dpf, and scr system and slap it into your vehicle. Swapping in a 2016+ powertrain with a healthy emissions system into your 1996 pickup would set you back something like 25-35k not including the fab work. Point is, it's not practical and, in reality, what happened was that the state refused re-registration so owner I worked with are driving them without government approval, or had to sell them off an purchase new, expensive headaches. Here is the exact bill. https://leginfo.legislature.ca.gov/faces/billNavClient.xhtml?bill_id=201920200SB210 CA is not the only state to flirt with these laws, working with the fed EPA to punish owners in some states. Id be happy to talk about CARB and cali's emissions standards. Virginia can force emissions tests and impound vehicles that police suspect have not been maintained or tampered, the can pull you over, and in some cases detain you. You can spend your whole life running from the government, they will eventually come for you. nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzqun2rcnpe3j8ge6ws2z789gm8wcnn056wu734n6fmjrgmwrp58q3qydhwumn8ghj7argv4nx7un9wd6zumn0wd68yvfwvdhk6tcpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgtcqyzake3apdr8jlutlhxf7ry9pt6zx0age4njqs2cljlcsn4dtt92usev7h89

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2026-04-30T21:31:35Z

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Until they refuse to allow you to legally register them like cali did with diesel vehicles when they raised the emissions requirements.

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2026-04-30T20:55:41Z

↳ 回复 Kip Ashlynn (npub1hspwpfkq7qddnj6h52c03muzgx79l7teeez99n57ys77g4m4vujs3hly9q)

Nostr what are your thoughts on the Slate that's coming out? #asknostr https://i.nostr.build/2utWd...

Getting roblox vibes

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2026-04-30T20:53:01Z

↳ 回复 ChipTuner (npub1qdjn8j4gwgmkj3k5un775nq6q3q7mguv5tvajstmkdsqdja2havq03fqm7)

cc nostr:npub1acr7ycax3t7ne8xzt0kfhh33cfd5z4h8z3ntk00erpd7zxlqzy3qrn2tqw I think you should be fin...

Also I see you have experimented with esp32, and it appears you've tested noscrypt! I've been meaning to chat with you about that!

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2026-04-30T18:38:47Z

↳ 回复 ChipTuner (npub1qdjn8j4gwgmkj3k5un775nq6q3q7mguv5tvajstmkdsqdja2havq03fqm7)

Noscrypt has some changes staged for library updates, these changes remove all of the unused source ...

cc nostr:npub1acr7ycax3t7ne8xzt0kfhh33cfd5z4h8z3ntk00erpd7zxlqzy3qrn2tqw I think you should be fine, as it looks like you're building outside of you...

cc nostr:npub1acr7ycax3t7ne8xzt0kfhh33cfd5z4h8z3ntk00erpd7zxlqzy3qrn2tqw I think you should be fine, as it looks like you're building outside of your cmakelists. If you are, and you rely on libsecp256k1, you can either link noscrypt dynamically to it (instead of building static) or you can possibly, if you statically link noscrypt to libsecp256k1, you can just link against noscrypt and save yourself some space. Not sure how you want to play it. I like to see how libnostr-c has matured lately btw!

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2026-04-30T18:34:53Z

Noscrypt has some changes staged for library updates, these changes remove all of the unused source code of the vendored copy of libsecp256k1, most wa...

Noscrypt has some changes staged for library updates, these changes remove all of the unused source code of the vendored copy of libsecp256k1, most was already removed, but trimmed further. I also removed headers of unused modules. Noscrypt symbols are unchanged, and the only symbol change to the libsecp256k1 ABI would be disabling the musig module. If, for whatever reason, you depended on noscrypt for those libsecp256k1 symbols, they will be gone in v0.1.14. Same goes if you relied on those headers for whatever reason (the modules were never enabled, so linking would have failed anyway). https://github.com/VnUgE/noscrypt/compare/develop...feature/no-ref/update-libsecp

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2026-04-30T18:30:44Z

↳ 回复 The Fishcake (nostr.build) (npub137c5pd8gmhhe0njtsgwjgunc5xjr2vmzvglkgqs5sjeh972gqqxqjak37w)

Is your LN node still up, anon? When did you check on it last time? Are you monitoring it? Are you m...

anon has to set up alerting.

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2026-04-30T17:00:24Z

A reminder to review the assembly of your compiled code on the target arch. You never know what you might find.

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2026-04-30T16:55:36Z

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XD

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2026-04-30T16:18:13Z

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Generally constant time is there for a reason... What did you remove? Secret keys should never be cached they should be passed by address and read-onl...

Generally constant time is there for a reason... What did you remove? Secret keys should never be cached they should be passed by address and read-only never copied, and if they are, their buffers must be securely wiped before the procedure returns.

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2026-04-30T15:17:05Z

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Well Id ask to make a patch and submit it to me so I can add it to my fork of libsecp256k1...

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2026-04-30T02:29:08Z

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Bit selfish huh? But anything that benefits libsecp256k1 benefits nostr. Including myself as my noscrypt library depends on it.

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2026-04-30T02:14:00Z

↳ 回复 Global Sports Central (npub1qspus6smkn8mcdxg5jflh50s69vdgtwsd5p74gmjpzp2qekn5duqfv5afj)

Me using Amber daily

Oh, you are having issues with it? I don't use amber myself.

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2026-04-29T19:15:28Z

↳ 回复 Global Sports Central (npub1qspus6smkn8mcdxg5jflh50s69vdgtwsd5p74gmjpzp2qekn5duqfv5afj)

Hummmm nice to use something daily that only work's 😂🤣 and you obviously don't know how

I don't follow?

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2026-04-29T19:12:02Z

↳ 回复 Global Sports Central (npub1qspus6smkn8mcdxg5jflh50s69vdgtwsd5p74gmjpzp2qekn5duqfv5afj)

What does it shares with the client? Because it acts different than a bunker at least from my experi...

Remote singing (nip 46) just asks for signatures for nip01 events from the signing device over a relay (or direct) connection.

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2026-04-29T19:07:54Z

↳ 回复 HaloKat (npub1r0rs5q2gk0e3dk3nlc7gnu378ec6cnlenqp8a3cjhyzu6f8k5sgs4sq9ac)

All my channels were force closed lol and I’m too lazy to do anything about it. So yeah I’m no longe...

XD classic lightning.

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2026-04-29T16:01:29Z

↳ 回复 Matt 🛸 (npub1l6scds4yv7xmcsmhqnhdy9sggm520q09lvts2m5mkvecgr2mmmeqsuj5rc)

I'm not a fan of the podcasts that have a guest on for what's obviously a massive ad.

wonder what pod you were watching?

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2026-04-29T15:02:58Z

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You'll have to stick around and find out what nostr:npub1s3ht77dq4zqnya8vjun5jp3p44pr794ru36d0ltxu65chljw8xjqd975wz will be announcing soon. As far ...

You'll have to stick around and find out what nostr:npub1s3ht77dq4zqnya8vjun5jp3p44pr794ru36d0ltxu65chljw8xjqd975wz will be announcing soon. As far as MCP goes, we've been internally discussing DVMs on nostr which could offer that bridge.

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2026-04-29T14:47:13Z

↳ 回复 cloud fodder (npub10npj3gydmv40m70ehemmal6vsdyfl7tewgvz043g54p0x23y0s8qzztl5h)

yus, cascadia

Oh, I see. Ill have to look for northeast :)

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2026-04-28T19:58:11Z

↳ 回复 cloud fodder (npub10npj3gydmv40m70ehemmal6vsdyfl7tewgvz043g54p0x23y0s8qzztl5h)

right now im not even running a repeater and im sending/receiving all up and down the coast. meshco...

The map is only showing me nodes in the US northwest coast is that right?

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2026-04-28T19:37:03Z

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What's the distance on this stuff? How much traffic have you actually serviced? Presumable from other nodes within a few miles of you?

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2026-04-28T18:31:06Z

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Good point, labels are for sissy devs

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2026-04-28T16:42:22Z

↳ 回复 Laeserin (npub1m4ny6hjqzepn4rxknuq94c2gpqzr29ufkkw7ttcxyak7v43n6vvsajc2jl)

Cuz only we are old enough to know what that is.

I weep. https://github.com/VnUgE/noscrypt/blob/fb92c94516027b7de77f47a5a2649ba6d36ab170/src/providers/bcrypt.c#L150

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2026-04-28T16:31:37Z

↳ 回复 ChipTuner (npub1qdjn8j4gwgmkj3k5un775nq6q3q7mguv5tvajstmkdsqdja2havq03fqm7)

My last one was like a few months ago. Something ominous like "Im gonna sneak an unconditional jum...

Ever seen C# with goto's? Now you have :) https://github.com/VnUgE/VNLib.Core/blob/1dbc4961d92945dac834e24f3f51f17a9a337f21/lib/Net.Http/src/Core/Ht...

Ever seen C# with goto's? Now you have :) https://github.com/VnUgE/VNLib.Core/blob/1dbc4961d92945dac834e24f3f51f17a9a337f21/lib/Net.Http/src/Core/HttpServerProcessing.cs#L317

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2026-04-28T16:30:33Z

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My last one was like a few months ago. Something ominous like "Im gonna sneak an unconditional jump into your codebase while you're sleeping"

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2026-04-28T16:27:16Z

↳ 回复 Laeserin (npub1m4ny6hjqzepn4rxknuq94c2gpqzr29ufkkw7ttcxyak7v43n6vvsajc2jl)

I wonder if someone from the Secret Service is gonna be fired. And I wonder how their recruitment is...

This past year I'm not sure, but I do know it was going so well, they didn't have enough work for them and started pushing out older agents. To be fai...

This past year I'm not sure, but I do know it was going so well, they didn't have enough work for them and started pushing out older agents. To be fair from the people I know, like most things, the job is hyped but your actual assignments are terrible. You work night shift outside some power plants until you die... A lot of them left because their assignments were just so far from what they were promised and the private sector offered them much better opportunities. Gotta remember that these are all college educated, many if not most with graduate degrees, with training, getting stuck working 3rd shift moving every couple years, for 65-75k and $150k in debt and a baby or two on the way. They tell me the job has it's perks, but if you aren't of the special minority it's just lacks in the opportunities promised for which the private sector still thrives apparently.

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2026-04-27T21:16:27Z

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This is also probably just my reaction to the "gen z is fucked" narrative.

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2026-04-26T01:05:59Z

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Where though? I don't see anything that overlaps? If anything id expect a lightweight client and a paid relay could consume their UX.

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2026-04-26T01:03:05Z

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Fair enough. I don't have any range in my life. Id say the 18-19 plus are out of it, at least in my life. So this seems almost exclusively like a pa...

Fair enough. I don't have any range in my life. Id say the 18-19 plus are out of it, at least in my life. So this seems almost exclusively like a parental problem if my observation holds...

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2026-04-26T01:00:27Z

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I joined it a few years ago, and not only were the owners/devs against nostr, but a large crowd of stackers also didn't want to be part of nostr. I ta...

I joined it a few years ago, and not only were the owners/devs against nostr, but a large crowd of stackers also didn't want to be part of nostr. I talked a bit about it back then, but I think they're pretty parallel. Their platform is a centralized forum site, moderated, single interface etc, nostr is antithetical. Regardless they can coexist like any other app/site/forum, and people still choose to use it instead of nostr. They have a nostr login, I'm not sure how much more we'd want to integrate it before it just becomes nostr. All of them could choose to be in both places, and they don't want to be.

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2026-04-25T21:23:03Z

↳ 回复 Scott ••• (npub1luvpvkhauqy994y6fcf3djvpc7hszexpsyxqhs87g8fkrhtu5lcqylnmt5)

Honestly though, that’s pretty much everyone under 50 these days. Kids might have their ear buds in,...

Maybe my world is different, but I see more people over 50 glued to their phones are in conversations about what they just saw on their phone (news) t...

Maybe my world is different, but I see more people over 50 glued to their phones are in conversations about what they just saw on their phone (news) than I see people in their 20s and early 30s. People my age seem to be dropping it a little more lately which I've been quite happy of. Saving pictures instead of posting them, having chats in public. Idk i've been somewhat optimistic about this lately. Except I think they're still damaged from it. So they're not staring at devices, but they still probably aren't having conversation. And to be fair, before judging, who really enjoyed small talk 12 years ago (or whenever this ad was made) anyway. Lets not act like small talk with strangers moved the needle. 99% of social engagement with strangers doesn't yield anything more than a hello. We can still smile and say hi, but we don't need to talk about the weather we're both experiencing, or what happened at last nights game. They were people you were never going to see again. I can be quite chatty so this isn't me but I can understand why. IMO, younger gens want more meaningful interactions and don't see the value (that was never there) in one-off waiting room chats. You go to a bar, restaurant (not fast food), get on the water (beach, boat, docks), whatever "social" type of location, 20-30 y/os people aren't glued to their phones, their laughing and moving around. Maybe taking more photos or videos than they once were. As usual I think these are the extremes, touching grass has me thinking otherwise.

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2026-04-25T20:28:15Z

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I remember this ad XD I had a Windows phone (still have it). That thing was awesome, but MS never focused on improving it.

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2026-04-25T20:13:55Z

↳ 回复 ChipTuner (npub1qdjn8j4gwgmkj3k5un775nq6q3q7mguv5tvajstmkdsqdja2havq03fqm7)

Fun computer hardware fact. System memory (DRAM) consumes more power than you'd expect. It's gotten ...

If you want to read more about the technologies the wikipedia entry is pretty good. DRAM is pretty cool imo https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dynamic_ra...

If you want to read more about the technologies the wikipedia entry is pretty good. DRAM is pretty cool imo https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dynamic_random-access_memory

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2026-04-25T17:39:21Z

Fun computer hardware fact. System memory (DRAM) consumes more power than you'd expect. It's gotten way better over the years thankfully. On some mach...

Fun computer hardware fact. System memory (DRAM) consumes more power than you'd expect. It's gotten way better over the years thankfully. On some machines I had, doubling the number DDR3 modules could consume 120 watts more power. The more memory in use by the software, the more power it consumes for refreshing (and scrubbing on enterprise systems). Depending on the system were talking a couple watts to a few 10s of watts. So remember devs, keep memory consumption down and help users save money on their electric bill.

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2026-04-25T17:38:42Z

↳ 回复 Matt 🛸 (npub1l6scds4yv7xmcsmhqnhdy9sggm520q09lvts2m5mkvecgr2mmmeqsuj5rc)

In childhood, my super power was watching other people and studying their behaviors and outcomes. I ...

Materials become brittle with too much hardening. When they are too rigid, they fracture from the internal stresses. Bend the right amount, so you don...

Materials become brittle with too much hardening. When they are too rigid, they fracture from the internal stresses. Bend the right amount, so you don't break.

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2026-04-25T17:09:44Z

So happy to finally have an IKVM coming this week. BMC is nice and all, but nothing like switching to a real terminal when you have a whole rack full ...

So happy to finally have an IKVM coming this week. BMC is nice and all, but nothing like switching to a real terminal when you have a whole rack full of machines.

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2026-04-25T16:55:41Z

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gm nostriches 🤙 🍍 🍍 🍍

GM :)

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2026-04-25T15:39:39Z

↳ 回复 YODL (npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy)

Yeah, I used to do a bit more of them back in the day. Really messes up the old camera roll...even n...

I had/have a mempedia directory for that reason. Mostly outdated now, but still make me laugh. Better times... Good point, it feels that way now. Some...

I had/have a mempedia directory for that reason. Mostly outdated now, but still make me laugh. Better times... Good point, it feels that way now. Something to cheer us up though (too me way to find something relevant) https://www.vaughnnugent.com/public/resources/downloads/cms/c/qrhutijsafdkngsdfg.jpg

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2026-04-24T17:17:09Z

↳ 回复 YODL (npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy)

I been using AI or Inshot (free app version) mostly. I could do better with something like photoshop...

I spent way too many hours making memes. It was a good thing I dropped it, but I do miss the silliness.

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2026-04-24T16:37:46Z

↳ 回复 YODL (npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy)

I been using AI or Inshot (free app version) mostly. I could do better with something like photoshop...

Maybe but Elon's not on nostr. So I don't see them. :)

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2026-04-24T16:37:01Z

↳ 回复 961290c0... (npub1jcffpsyhhc0wj9nqtr7ezx63n4gm90mnx38m2evm5jphg457vl8qhhaevw)

We are legion!

I've been troubled lately. I haven't "made" a meme since I dailyed photoshop. I haven't had photoshop since like 2019. I'm disappointed in myself.

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2026-04-24T16:33:41Z

↳ 回复 YODL (npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy)

Yeah, we just looked up a recipe or two and yolo'd. Been dialing it to preference since. It's super ...

Uh oh, more than one yodl?

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2026-04-24T16:28:18Z

↳ 回复 YODL (npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy)

Sardines in oil and lemon, toast (sprouted; before anyone gets on my case about bread...), butter, a...

Pickled red onion is amazing. I need to go make another one soon.

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2026-04-24T16:27:17Z

↳ 回复 Laeserin (npub1m4ny6hjqzepn4rxknuq94c2gpqzr29ufkkw7ttcxyak7v43n6vvsajc2jl)

They preinstalled it on all of the phones and made it free, including unlimited calls. The phone com...

That makes way more sense. Unfortunate, but makes sense. I did notice the pricing now too, I guess they focused so hard on data infra, tcp/ip is cheap...

That makes way more sense. Unfortunate, but makes sense. I did notice the pricing now too, I guess they focused so hard on data infra, tcp/ip is cheaper, more secure, and arguably more reliable., so they probably want to phase it out. There is a good chance I'm going to switch to a data-only SIM some point in the future, because my SIP provider has free sms and unlimited minutes in the US. None of which i really use, but I get it "own" my number instead of it being tied to a SIM or device. The data sims are going for like $20/mo vs the $75 or whatever legacy providers are charging these days.

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2026-04-24T15:48:22Z

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That happened way too fast...

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2026-04-24T14:51:07Z

↳ 回复 Laeserin (npub1m4ny6hjqzepn4rxknuq94c2gpqzr29ufkkw7ttcxyak7v43n6vvsajc2jl)

Yup. At church choir, they used to spend days texting back and forth, every week, about the songs a...

> Everything is like this, now. People have some sort of allergy against making concrete plans. Drives me nuts. ADD, but make it calendars. 100% that'...

> Everything is like this, now. People have some sort of allergy against making concrete plans. Drives me nuts. ADD, but make it calendars. 100% that's a perfect description. I thought it was just me.

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2026-04-24T14:50:01Z

↳ 回复 Laeserin (npub1m4ny6hjqzepn4rxknuq94c2gpqzr29ufkkw7ttcxyak7v43n6vvsajc2jl)

The extent to which Germans are reliant on WhatsApp for all communications is troubling. Even the bu...

That's interesting (and troubling) news. Not the first I've heard. Didn't expect Germany though.

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2026-04-24T14:38:09Z

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They say it's good to have dreams.

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2026-04-24T14:36:21Z

↳ 回复 MayDood (npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat)

Definitely over pack socks and underwear. I think it’s because, if you’re single, you need them just...

XD

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2026-04-24T14:35:14Z

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This thread has my laughing my balls off. As a kid I remember so many stories of adults shitting their pants. As an adult. Thankfully. I've never once...

This thread has my laughing my balls off. As a kid I remember so many stories of adults shitting their pants. As an adult. Thankfully. I've never once come close to shitting my pants. However, I'll be damned if I'm not gonna be prepared. Dad hired a lot of alcoholics at the shop for reference XD

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2026-04-24T14:35:04Z

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Pretty much yeah. At least 2 underwear and socks in case you gotta wipe XD

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2026-04-24T14:22:56Z

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Add another zero or two to that power bill as well XD

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2026-04-22T18:10:34Z

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XD I'm a victim of a meme addict

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2026-04-22T15:59:46Z

↳ 回复 YODL (npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy)

Are you even American, bro? Somebody get ICE to check this dude out

Send em over, we'll have some beers. https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/555/844/422.jpg

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2026-04-22T15:36:47Z

↳ 回复 YODL (npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy)

Missed today's headlines. We regime changing again?

Are you sure it's regime change and not the same regime different clothes?

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2026-04-22T14:55:30Z

Might be useful to some. It was for me :) https://github.com/erebe/wstunnel

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2026-04-21T18:18:12Z

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I wish it was that simple. I don't think they're all to "protect yourself". In the use sometimes domestic laws, like for dangerous gun owners, for exa...

I wish it was that simple. I don't think they're all to "protect yourself". In the use sometimes domestic laws, like for dangerous gun owners, for example would allow the police to enter a home and seize a persons guns. Sometimes used if you're considered a danger to yourself as well. Maybe not the best example, but that's the nuance. So long as the state exists, and the state write laws that are broadly enforced - If you're asking, there is a guarantee that the only person Im harming is myself, then broadly speaking, no. I oppose any law that is meant to "protect me from myself" because it's often enforced with more force and violence. If I don't stop smoking and I resist, am I criminal? Will I be starting down the barrel of a gun? Probably. Then the answer is no, smoking is a far less violent act then the state enforcing these types of laws. The problem always becomes the dissidents in this case. How many sitting in prisons, homes raided, or victims of state violence because they disagree?

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2026-04-21T16:59:08Z

↳ 回复 mike (npub1aqakd28d95muqlg6h6nwrvqq5925n354prayckr424k49vzjds4s0c237n)

Interesting ethical question. Should you be banned from doing something harmful to yourself? http...

I think the argument is around "harmful to yourself". I think there are arguably already many laws that don't give you permission to "harm yourself".

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2026-04-21T15:29:39Z

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the curse of using fdb is that you start realizing how expensive each operation actually is in a dat...

What do you mean by that?

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2026-04-20T23:32:59Z

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So does that mean your "officially" out of Madeira? Is a congrats in order?

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2026-04-19T20:00:10Z

↳ 回复 Laeserin (npub1m4ny6hjqzepn4rxknuq94c2gpqzr29ufkkw7ttcxyak7v43n6vvsajc2jl)

My activity experienced isn't down, but the numbers of unique, active users I see with my client has...

What kind of metric is that? Like people using your client for another one? Or your client's metrics of event activity?

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2026-04-19T19:54:16Z

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Yeah, it's been nice seeing people active after a bearish winter imo.

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2026-04-19T19:53:25Z

↳ 回复 Laeserin (npub1m4ny6hjqzepn4rxknuq94c2gpqzr29ufkkw7ttcxyak7v43n6vvsajc2jl)

No, it's suddenly very low. I am not only polling 56, and it's usually hundreds by this hour. Is pr...

Interesting because lately ive seen the most activity on nostr in the past 3-4 weeks than I did all winter.

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2026-04-19T15:40:05Z

↳ 回复 Laeserin (npub1m4ny6hjqzepn4rxknuq94c2gpqzr29ufkkw7ttcxyak7v43n6vvsajc2jl)

No, it's suddenly very low. I am not only polling 56, and it's usually hundreds by this hour. Is pr...

doesn't seem to be https://status.gitcitadel.com/endpoints/relays_primal-relay

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2026-04-19T15:39:33Z

↳ 回复 Matt 🛸 (npub1l6scds4yv7xmcsmhqnhdy9sggm520q09lvts2m5mkvecgr2mmmeqsuj5rc)

I have 347 tabs open in my web browser. I need help...

We can get you committed in sir. No worries.

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2026-04-18T00:30:31Z

↳ 回复 Kevin's Bacon (npub18hdy2qy2qwga0ye7rtnucwuyf07erjfdmm7s74wwdt7sy4mk7tdsdd8059)

Oh yeah I'm not even thinking about rent. I literally can't understand how my friends are still aliv...

Same.

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2026-04-17T18:45:01Z

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It is if you live with multiple other people who also make at least that much XD Yeah no, I though I was doing really well for myself at 60k in earl...

It is if you live with multiple other people who also make at least that much XD Yeah no, I though I was doing really well for myself at 60k in early 2019. A few years of investing and HODLing to make up for the gap... Maybe buy some property, or a small house. lol It's crazy watching friends and family with combined incomes in the mid 100ks and "struggling". They did what they were "supposed to" got the degrees, got the cushy government jobs, with pensions and nearly impossible to fire, annual raises, etc. I'm in no position to point and laugh, but kinda makes you wonder.

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2026-04-17T18:36:44Z

↳ 回复 Kevin's Bacon (npub18hdy2qy2qwga0ye7rtnucwuyf07erjfdmm7s74wwdt7sy4mk7tdsdd8059)

Sure would be nice to make enough income to survive. What the fuck man, America was supposed to be c...

It is, except if your poor.

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XD

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2026-04-17T18:30:42Z

↳ 回复 YODL (npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy)

Yes. It's a crappy bolt on thing...not a lot of range in pressure. From medium to lose your virginit...

So like if you sit back too far it just becomes a sprinkler in there? Or like water jet slices it off?

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2026-04-17T18:22:32Z

↳ 回复 YODL (npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy)

Lucky for your I run a tight ass-ship, with my bidet and whatnot. So, not the worse thing

Do you have to crank the bidet pressure up?

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2026-04-17T18:10:05Z

↳ 回复 YODL (npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy)

Well Chip, that's a complex question to answer. On the one hand, the thousands of jingles taking up ...

It's important to recall all data sectors over time to ensure that their information remains intact.

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2026-04-17T18:06:53Z

↳ 回复 YODL (npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy)

https://v.nostr.build/tN3U6oj0c2dWrbzZ.mov

Tell me how much revenue you loose each year with these living rent free in there?

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2026-04-17T17:50:10Z

↳ 回复 YODL (npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy)

Sick! Finally evolved!! https://blossom.dreamith.to/695041c4cd3c594b56f0bed0ba498f8fe90758c41a7bc5a...

https://media.tenor.com/ugkpBcLSw-YAAAAi/clapping-timmy-burch.gif

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2026-04-17T17:45:12Z