TheRupertDamnit

TheRupertDamnit

My pronouns are The/Rupert/Damnit. I will ONLY answer to those.

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Indubitably. Like, our kid could've been shaped like my family but he definitely gets his size from his pops. And my nephew's going to hit a height gr...

Indubitably. Like, our kid could've been shaped like my family but he definitely gets his size from his pops. And my nephew's going to hit a height growth spurt soon but probably won't get much broader if my brother's genetics have anything to say. His dad, the youngest of the 3 of us, is 6'2" ish and probably weighs about 135 dripping wet. My dad only just (in the last 10 years or so) got over 140. He's 5'11". The middle kid, 140ish, 6'ish. All 3 more athletic build, very active fellas. Kajoozie and his brother are 6'8" and 6'6", barrel chested, broad shouldered, lumberjack shaped fellas.

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2026-06-29T22:11:36Z

I wish this picture showed how angry and swollen these yellow jacket stings are. I *need* to show you guys. https://npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckf...

I wish this picture showed how angry and swollen these yellow jacket stings are. I *need* to show you guys. https://npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl.blossom.band/f823c8ec751acda7dd1d5d00f661fef635c76d310536934c708687509ec7291e.jpg #stupidyellowjackets #mycalflookslumpy

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2026-06-29T17:29:29Z

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These kids have good taste in games. Gunstar Heroes FTW.

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That's that nostr:nprofile1qqsrg8d45l36jv05jz2as2j2ejfee79xw2fmreqhnl2ttsz5f38u9mcprfmhxue69uhk2mrfw3jhxtnwdaehgunpw35jummjvuhszyrhwden5te0dehhxarj9ekk7mf0qy88wumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmv9uqrga6f influence.

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2026-06-29T16:23:38Z

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It's wild. Kajoozie is a great big fella and my brother, though tall, is scrawny.

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2026-06-29T16:09:06Z

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I swear I thought I responded to you... Not this visit but maaaaaybe the next. Depending on the time of year. Don't wanna wake up face to face with a ...

I swear I thought I responded to you... Not this visit but maaaaaybe the next. Depending on the time of year. Don't wanna wake up face to face with a 5 inch long orb weaver.

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2026-06-29T15:42:03Z

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Typically, we stay at my paternal aunt's house if my grandfather is with my parents. This visit we got there hella late at night so we just set up cam...

Typically, we stay at my paternal aunt's house if my grandfather is with my parents. This visit we got there hella late at night so we just set up camp in my parents' living room for the weekend. Lol.

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2026-06-29T14:13:26Z

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Moving forward makes me want to have all of my teeth pulled without anesthesia.

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2026-06-29T12:26:32Z

#rupertsbackyardtoday is a trip down the bayou with Papa Damnit and nostr:nprofile1qqsrg8d45l36jv05jz2as2j2ejfee79xw2fmreqhnl2ttsz5f38u9mcprfmhxue69uh...

#rupertsbackyardtoday is a trip down the bayou with Papa Damnit and nostr:nprofile1qqsrg8d45l36jv05jz2as2j2ejfee79xw2fmreqhnl2ttsz5f38u9mcprfmhxue69uhk2mrfw3jhxtnwdaehgunpw35jummjvuhszyrhwden5te0dehhxarj9ekk7mf0qy88wumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmv9uqrga6f before we headed back home. https://npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl.blossom.band/902e2383a5339a044a2d46fe424e15afa6466879c9454c9eebee32b234d4d736.gif Views from Papa Damnit's houseboat. https://npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl.blossom.band/0f939a072ee6956aafa3158e34fe5743b47a901f4c35d13da07f89b39a5bc1f8.jpg So. Many. Spiders. https://npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl.blossom.band/d3381cb36a87eaec5dfad77d4e6c9df57f8ec510d74220d4e9dcf78a1a4f71f4.jpg https://npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl.blossom.band/96092d84807a9ae38ef7d432177590b988cfa320b8c5c178436ef51f14c6734a.jpg https://npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl.blossom.band/009ff4e01304bde5d695bbb2a1d0dbdcdc54ae1893159b594f88780f2bdd546d.jpg Carpenter bee hard at work. No one hired him though. https://npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl.blossom.band/0bf7cc2f701c5d9ce273aa565a0876d6bd6005bbdd8f797a4f54ab2a611ef971.jpg Buttonbushes... https://npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl.blossom.band/76aa0ab90f6a051a3ea9d798ca0bbd33caa0e72a37456e05139bea839770a1ab.jpg Barges... https://npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl.blossom.band/26602e0d2776ddcd608a6e1e4940b288919b7b38992c14a6af4b767acacb5d15.jpg And big, badass mamas. (Yeah, another spider.) This big girl rode all the way out to the houseboat and back with is and we never knew. Dedicated mama. https://npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl.blossom.band/b518b3768fdd45ebb09e7ec5d32f9c7aa0e89683eb8eb19d76e0b90f1164dff9.jpg I risked life and limb to get these shots for y'all. I was attacked by yellow jackets. Two stings on my right calf and I almost fell into the bayou.

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2026-06-29T03:49:48Z

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Its some kind of locust, I think. But they infest southern Louisiana every spring/summer. When I was a kid, we would flatten them with our bikes. Once...

Its some kind of locust, I think. But they infest southern Louisiana every spring/summer. When I was a kid, we would flatten them with our bikes. Once we were old enough to drive, we ran over them with our cars.

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2026-06-28T03:44:16Z

#rupertsbackyardtoday is actually my parents' yard in south Louisiana. We're visiting to collect Kajoonior. Stick bug tryin' to be bamboo on Mama Dam...

#rupertsbackyardtoday is actually my parents' yard in south Louisiana. We're visiting to collect Kajoonior. Stick bug tryin' to be bamboo on Mama Damnit's car. https://cdn.satellite.earth/9f0970ca2676076080b3618d7b73bb78b705144757f3c8e482455459185835c2.jpg I'm a Cajun Disney Princess, bitches! https://cdn.satellite.earth/8e1b5a24d4f8a65defb99ce8718f6647b77a40238cb6c7492c58525a41bc78dd.jpg Canna lilies in Mama Damnit's yard. https://cdn.satellite.earth/6fb48d41153ce4ede49299b569d05bcd22b60816253727a4afe5609589bc8ed4.jpg Climbing fern? Cool as shit. https://cdn.satellite.earth/9a2f7e48355230323f85cc94756c932bb396969ee85dbcf8696dcdaa650d9941.jpg Wild clematis! https://cdn.satellite.earth/3e2bebcfc9b0afe5295d9b189c98286ee22e094e62dd09757a6c22e1ad1e5448.jpg BUNNY!! https://cdn.satellite.earth/471e554958836170714a5537b467242db2580321906820f7977016611dd524b2.jpg Massive cricket. 🤢 https://cdn.satellite.earth/cdd23198425671413992feb24f0af7736477f4f23dfd60585c85484d6baf6a0b.jpg

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2026-06-28T02:26:59Z

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Converted it to an mp3 and uploaded as a file on amethyst, hosted on Satellite.earth as the cdn.

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2026-06-27T06:06:28Z

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2026-06-27T03:22:00Z

https://cdn.satellite.earth/a8d866ffa00ac6f6ca8af9a8ad7889179e9573bae212985167e6090d2aad6106.mp3

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2026-06-27T03:20:01Z

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My 3rd guess shouldn't have been a word.

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2026-06-27T00:23:08Z

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No such thing as normal so...

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2026-06-26T19:26:27Z

Oh yeah, GM! nostr:nevent1qqsgsy0a2vg48nngsu8x8c0pk2fvwwz699479m6pwl3mzr4eukjxe2cprdmhxue69uhhg6r9vehhyetnwshxummnw3erztnrdakj7q3qr8u6lw8c2h67s66magt...

Oh yeah, GM! nostr:nevent1qqsgsy0a2vg48nngsu8x8c0pk2fvwwz699479m6pwl3mzr4eukjxe2cprdmhxue69uhhg6r9vehhyetnwshxummnw3erztnrdakj7q3qr8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfsxpqqqqqqz4njzkr

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2026-06-26T16:27:47Z

When your apron works with your pajamas, you do the dishes in your jammies. https://cdn.satellite.earth/c6889e7460101a7f0a27a794db4398ef7b11e0b0a2d53b...

When your apron works with your pajamas, you do the dishes in your jammies. https://cdn.satellite.earth/c6889e7460101a7f0a27a794db4398ef7b11e0b0a2d53b54f985ab9bdcb91c2c.jpg

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2026-06-26T16:27:34Z

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2026-06-26T15:08:50Z

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I'm just gonna say, blame my grandfather.

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2026-06-26T06:01:51Z

Ch-ch-ch-chia! https://cdn.satellite.earth/96fbc6330f9600df015cf7419e30eb602b60d2ad9bc526808ba0c073549e5e92.jpg

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2026-06-26T02:38:42Z

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On your way!

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2026-06-26T02:17:18Z

It may be in the 90s outside but it was feeling 50s in our tummies... Gumbo it is. https://cdn.satellite.earth/914cb3038db1980445556829bd973f1791cdd...

It may be in the 90s outside but it was feeling 50s in our tummies... Gumbo it is. https://cdn.satellite.earth/914cb3038db1980445556829bd973f1791cdd38dd51d9b69f927e01c8a2e65e2.jpg

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2026-06-26T02:10:50Z

↳ Reply Kajoozie Maflingo (npub1xswmtflr4yclfyy4mq4y4nynnnu2vu5nk8jp0875khq9gnz0cthsc0p4xw)

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2026-06-26T01:07:33Z

Hey, I know it's short notice but I'm gonna read to y'all again tonight 'round 8. I'll post the room when I open it later.

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2026-06-25T22:22:18Z

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I figured it was common knowledge, to be fair. But they don't always have the stopper thing either.

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2026-06-25T18:27:06Z

I wasn't sure who I wanted to win this bet. If my husband won, that means sats are cheap. If JD won, it means we ALL get Lambos and girlfriends and I ...

I wasn't sure who I wanted to win this bet. If my husband won, that means sats are cheap. If JD won, it means we ALL get Lambos and girlfriends and I was gonna steal his. 🤭🤭 nostr:nevent1qqsrskgvcqjflauaswqs4a6wzkwas825dxr2kmtcljs6x6na9t7kuhqpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezumt0d5hsygppksv3qtdgls96jpyy4mynf064k74u7a0wmvu3yn5dwhjfraq6tcpsgqqqqqqsrcehgu

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2026-06-25T15:15:31Z

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It'd be a good zydeco/death metal crossover band.

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2026-06-25T15:09:33Z

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Pretty sure Louisiana will slide off the map into the gulf before you guys sink.

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2026-06-25T13:28:09Z

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I feel the same way, Séimí. I'm not gonna bring my kid somewhere if I'm gonna be doing something illegal. And I fully understand the need to steal dia...

I feel the same way, Séimí. I'm not gonna bring my kid somewhere if I'm gonna be doing something illegal. And I fully understand the need to steal diapers. They are expensive for no damned reason. But also, when I worked retail, we didn't even approach someone until we knew they had multiple hundreds of dollars worth of inventory and were approaching the exit. But at that point we just called security. There were never guns drawn. Not once.

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2026-06-25T13:22:40Z

Every Cajun knows the burn of roux but how many of us can say we felt it on our ankle?! https://cdn.satellite.earth/8eb3a2af861115feec5c5c970f46f8774d...

Every Cajun knows the burn of roux but how many of us can say we felt it on our ankle?! https://cdn.satellite.earth/8eb3a2af861115feec5c5c970f46f8774d2a6ce547c8624a1a90eb3795b8266e.jpg https://cdn.satellite.earth/4eb388a792c08fcb1ad37f91d030699061cdcf54ded153d592d7e80a3f317519.jpg First pic is without flash, second pic with. #fuckingouchyall

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2026-06-25T02:48:59Z

We re-watched Demolition Man tonight. I yelled "Jack Black!" but then had to prove myself to nostr:nprofile1qqsrg8d45l36jv05jz2as2j2ejfee79xw2fmreqhnl...

We re-watched Demolition Man tonight. I yelled "Jack Black!" but then had to prove myself to nostr:nprofile1qqsrg8d45l36jv05jz2as2j2ejfee79xw2fmreqhnl2ttsz5f38u9mcprfmhxue69uhk2mrfw3jhxtnwdaehgunpw35jummjvuhszyrhwden5te0dehhxarj9ekk7mf0qy88wumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmv9uqrga6f.

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2026-06-25T02:24:14Z

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One killed his wife and one IS a wife. Guess which is which!

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2026-06-24T23:41:08Z

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He doesn't like my 🐓🍩 analogy.

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2026-06-24T23:23:45Z

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I have had a moonflower in previous years but my seeds didn't take this year. Whompwhomp.

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2026-06-24T20:22:32Z

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Miss you too!

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2026-06-24T15:40:53Z

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Some kinda fuzzy caterpillar that thought he was scary.

This is what he becomes, banded tussock moth. https://cdn.satellite.earth/762d71e3d50b4bd99a5e8acefec04eeddf8a370b8574c4b7542f82af1e13b5bc.jpg

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2026-06-24T15:34:00Z

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Some kinda fuzzy caterpillar that thought he was scary.

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2026-06-24T15:30:00Z

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Oh, I know about their diet. *blech* but they're still amazing.

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2026-06-24T15:25:36Z

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That's a cool woodpecker!

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2026-06-24T15:18:48Z

Gonna give ya a #rupertsbackyardtoday tour really quick then I gotta get out the door. *climb* *climb* rawr! (lowercase roar for lowercase scares) h...

Gonna give ya a #rupertsbackyardtoday tour really quick then I gotta get out the door. *climb* *climb* rawr! (lowercase roar for lowercase scares) https://cdn.satellite.earth/1ef90fcd0cb4fda92bc678115a3e13877dff7e1fbf58cc273f2133174e76d1b6.jpg Fresh banana leaf, always fun! (No pooper today.) https://cdn.satellite.earth/8b866db2d11246432d8e1ecb26d3e4f370c45bb045d383ee1b999807437c9ff1.jpg It's REALLY hard to get a picture of a robber fly that doesn't like paparazzi. I got this guy twice! https://cdn.satellite.earth/ee04c6851ce3320f151f7c0ffc5bb15cc119972fb5ba0b74a30c0eaf93dee627.jpg nostr:nprofile1qqstgfw7a9ar3984kx63yfk4jg7gd6fr5zgrngm2gtsqmnvl59mrqvgpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7qg6waehxw309ac8ymmxd9kx2uewdehhxarjxyhxxmmd9uqsuamnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0dshsmxlqyc were you asking about my belladonna recently? Here she is, wild grown. We mostly leave her be until nostr:nprofile1qqsrg8d45l36jv05jz2as2j2ejfee79xw2fmreqhnl2ttsz5f38u9mcprfmhxue69uhk2mrfw3jhxtnwdaehgunpw35jummjvuhszyrhwden5te0dehhxarj9ekk7mf0qy88wumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmv9uqrga6f hits her with the weed whacker. https://cdn.satellite.earth/3d198e988f8dad9432c2e358f4ad3da010433b0c1832df793525acb1e86d0653.jpg nostr:nprofile1qqspe8wd3lfd97u8n4hs94kv26hwl462jeu2ujzrfv8smeazrpf0wpqpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhszrnhwden5te0dehhxtnvdakz7qg3waehxw309ahx7um5wgh8w6twv5hsdx9xkw the same little (probably) shaggy ink caps from yesterday from 3 angles. https://cdn.satellite.earth/3d98e40e24dab2f927a9e82e962984cb3d642ff89f8727eb4822bd210171f277.jpg Moreshrooms! https://cdn.satellite.earth/74c7d83bda03c76fe380c63c62a1b78355c0f875841db96ff05b34f255e5669d.jpg I do believe she likes this spot. (If you guys remember I was "just testing it out" about a month or so ago.) I think a portion will go in the ground here, not the whole thing. (I also have cuttings of this bb if anyone wants some.) https://cdn.satellite.earth/4e12a6e0e6b21cad7835e8046157dfe2b9392c2daff817dc17a2083edaba55f1.jpg And last, but certainly not least... I spotted the spiderwort bloom, opened the camera on my phone, leaned in for a shot of the flower, and this little fella had decided it was time for his closeup. He definitely wasn't there when I decided to snap a pic or two of the bloom. https://cdn.satellite.earth/ba759c87ac900dba7a58ffd4420bbe64de83093ebe1bc1c8a721988505877918.jpg

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2026-06-24T15:09:00Z

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Oh absolutely. Trump Jab is just our local one. Lol.

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2026-06-24T14:58:39Z

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I can't imagine the enormity of telling someone news like that. It can't be anything but draining. I'm happy they had someone as empathetic and graci...

I can't imagine the enormity of telling someone news like that. It can't be anything but draining. I'm happy they had someone as empathetic and gracious as you to deliver the news.

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2026-06-24T14:18:54Z

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That's just anecdotal evidence, circumstantial.

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2026-06-24T13:42:33Z

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The first thing kajoozie asks is "were they vaccinated? Did they get the trunp jab?"

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2026-06-24T13:07:36Z

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Green, obviously. It's the best color.

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2026-06-24T13:05:32Z

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They're also called coppertips.

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2026-06-24T12:55:55Z

#rupertsbackyardtoday features the poopin' froggo, not poopin'. He loves the banana tree. https://cdn.satellite.earth/0f80aacef385a49a314ad7f5d4a64b5a...

#rupertsbackyardtoday features the poopin' froggo, not poopin'. He loves the banana tree. https://cdn.satellite.earth/0f80aacef385a49a314ad7f5d4a64b5a1e609a9f15971df486480de8d258a56f.jpg https://cdn.satellite.earth/b040d9ddfd10314272b00d8bedc35e2ab50ffb4301e83e2b27572039c5669485.jpg https://cdn.satellite.earth/b27b03f28f4e6779a674b59bbf918315bb5069ba68a1a0c48429cb01757809a5.jpg https://cdn.satellite.earth/851cf0ff16b5c132e5b28d08814085dac6cffd2d9e47e5e43a682bbd9893c6ac.jpg Crocosmias starting to pop off. They should be in full bloom by the 4th of July so I have my own fireworks! https://cdn.satellite.earth/b28fde0c6cf91473b46259aefc1b1d2f15a39536089de582d1709291f776c0d4.jpg https://cdn.satellite.earth/ebebaac3f5ecdc3902fdc83e307bbc73f50650c1abfcfa706ac15ec9bf395de6.jpg Raindrops on the Mexican petunias. I still can't show the color properly. It's so frustrating. https://cdn.satellite.earth/6eb308a4c9265d0fb12d68a31048bff49b44a68922aa6ac4e07d39516e8d4266.jpg Reed bloom before and after. You'd be surprised at the "flowers" of some plants. https://cdn.satellite.earth/a49c31b21874237538a37595fb649c1ee8bb849fa29745739e589a0d70f05553.jpg https://cdn.satellite.earth/e4bbf2d2beb545efbc1b88c08343fe0a30b631445faeafcb9026df5d615b1d38.jpg Little aliens popping up. Oh wait...those are just mushrooms. https://cdn.satellite.earth/1ce3633fa96893867a2f2aaede222913534579b49ca7d261cc125ca39e835b74.jpg

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2026-06-24T00:25:26Z

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Nope.

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2026-06-23T23:07:18Z

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2026-06-23T21:49:04Z

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That's adorable and heartwarming.

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2026-06-23T20:43:50Z

↳ Reply Constantin (npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9)

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Note to self: Sid from Ice Age is hot.

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2026-06-23T17:55:21Z

↳ Reply Jay (npub10mtatsat7ph6rsq0w8u8npt8d86x4jfr2nqjnvld2439q6f8ugqq0x27hf)

I wonder if I can get my phone to use its mic to spy on my conversations but for my personal use.

In Louisiana only 1 party has to approve if being recorded and it can be the person recording.

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2026-06-23T16:53:28Z

GM! Sometimes it's hard to leave behind the vague posting habits of my legacy social media days. Happy birthday.

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2026-06-23T16:51:57Z

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I always get excited when I see their little alien eggs.

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2026-06-23T14:09:12Z

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Those are some good-looking hats but that miliner gives sleazy guy vibes.

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2026-06-23T13:26:39Z

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I know it's not quite the same but it reminds me a lot of the etsy/regretsy thing. There was a website dedicated to "expectations vs reality" kinds of...

I know it's not quite the same but it reminds me a lot of the etsy/regretsy thing. There was a website dedicated to "expectations vs reality" kinds of etsy orders. The website creator noticed that there were a lot of copies of things that were supposedly handmade, like mass amounts of "handmade" items. She went on a campaign of awareness of resellers that were copying actual creators and mass producing things without paying for the artist's original work. Etsy started banning the accounts of people supporting her efforts because they had work stolen. The copy/resellers got no such ban.

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2026-06-23T13:12:45Z

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Should I throw in the Cajun French hat? My mom (Cajun) and my friend Mathieu (Parisian) tried to have a conversion once and could only get about 1/3 ...

Should I throw in the Cajun French hat? My mom (Cajun) and my friend Mathieu (Parisian) tried to have a conversion once and could only get about 1/3 of the words.

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2026-06-23T12:54:03Z

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Also, same deal as last time applies. Get yourself to us and we'll get you the rest of the way there.

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2026-06-23T00:44:23Z

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2026-06-23T00:40:42Z

↳ Reply Thursday 5∞ (npub1hl0zy55rxqwd7anvf9nh9ms78kryee4zkf32nfwglgc5gmrm3hpqmslhas)

Yeah. Pretty accurate sayings. Liberating too. Now of course, there are degrees of being moronic. E...

We all have our limits.

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2026-06-22T18:19:31Z

↳ Reply Thursday 5∞ (npub1hl0zy55rxqwd7anvf9nh9ms78kryee4zkf32nfwglgc5gmrm3hpqmslhas)

Having to deal with morons is initially a huge pain in the ass until you figure it out it's a hint f...

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity." - Hanlon's Razor "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize ...

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity." - Hanlon's Razor "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin These two things run through my mind constantly.

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2026-06-22T17:18:56Z

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Idk if I'm feeling it.

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2026-06-22T15:52:20Z

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I'm jealous you get to do life with her. She's a peach!

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2026-06-22T15:05:14Z

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Did one of the kiddos make that fish? That's impressive!

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2026-06-22T14:14:53Z

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Then I'm safe.

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2026-06-21T16:56:14Z

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Grosse Pointe Blank (1997) https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/original/hjCOZvBR1evZH7M0h2JbzVfWytH.jpg https...

The number of times you post a movie 8 either watched or almost watched the same day is... https://media.tenor.com/oOpnZ54xdXsAAAAC/too-damn-high.gif

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2026-06-21T16:44:45Z

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And oh so ready...

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2026-06-21T16:38:19Z

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Our solstice is wet. :(

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2026-06-21T16:23:11Z

↳ Reply TheRupertDamnit (npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl)

This is a picture of you, right?

Sorry, video*.

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2026-06-21T16:15:24Z

↳ Reply 𝚁𝚢𝚊𝚗 🏴‍☠️🎶 (npub1m64hnkh6rs47fd9x6wk2zdtmdj4qkazt734d22d94ery9zzhne5qw9uaks)

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This is a picture of you, right?

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2026-06-21T16:15:09Z

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I try to be consistent. Sometimes I'm late and I totally call out folks that give weird hints.

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2026-06-21T04:55:12Z

When I was looking for the froggo again, I happened upon these couples. It's a romantic night in the Maflingo-Damnit backyard. https://cdn.satellite....

When I was looking for the froggo again, I happened upon these couples. It's a romantic night in the Maflingo-Damnit backyard. https://cdn.satellite.earth/81454a0bff4b398692473e176f478abf6418e279ac142fe36b95575b29553cf7.jpg https://cdn.satellite.earth/fe9492cf856c7bfb37d2c02b49ab0f7bdb1b1aa79c205a714903775547da36c4.jpg

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2026-06-21T03:23:50Z

You guys, you're not gonna believe this. He pooped again! nostr:nevent1qqsqfdgv7x4sxmw4tnfqvtr5tuqlcg0n72mwtddvvyja7e2hfjkr82sprdmhxue69uhhg6r9vehhy...

You guys, you're not gonna believe this. He pooped again! nostr:nevent1qqsqfdgv7x4sxmw4tnfqvtr5tuqlcg0n72mwtddvvyja7e2hfjkr82sprdmhxue69uhhg6r9vehhyetnwshxummnw3erztnrdakj7q3qr8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfsxpqqqqqqzrynwak

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2026-06-21T03:19:20Z

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I think they're adorable.

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2026-06-21T03:17:54Z

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That's a good toad.

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2026-06-20T20:23:01Z

↳ Reply TheRupertDamnit (npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl)

Self taught! Can you believe it?!

But hey, I tidied up your hair for you in this pic too. So much skillz.

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2026-06-20T15:31:42Z

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Self taught! Can you believe it?!

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2026-06-20T15:30:30Z

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It was in the 90s. But it was Michael Jordan.

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2026-06-20T15:30:05Z

↳ Reply TheRupertDamnit (npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl)

Facts is facts, bub. You're a good guy and we like you.

Using my massive graphic design skills, I created this wonderful meme to honor this moment. https://cdn.satellite.earth/6a53b0259dc0185548819246f9459f...

Using my massive graphic design skills, I created this wonderful meme to honor this moment. https://cdn.satellite.earth/6a53b0259dc0185548819246f9459f0b51662d33608100c38a9bb78e7cc58537.jpg

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2026-06-20T14:08:42Z

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"Reception". Is that what we're calling it these days?

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2026-06-20T13:57:26Z

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Nice! I've only ever killed fiddle leafs. I hear the trick is finding their home and then just leaving them alone.

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2026-06-20T13:56:22Z

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Number 6 hits a little close to home.

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2026-06-20T13:15:45Z

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Facts is facts, bub. You're a good guy and we like you.

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2026-06-20T12:43:42Z

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Cool. You're still alive. Good to know.

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2026-06-20T04:04:36Z

↳ Reply Micah C. Miracle (npub1v79rprjecf8wrv6zkrlf400klha9mnxrpt4jwkjn0c0hlgrqn77qvfefej)

SF is crazy. Homeless dude just asked me if I've heard of Nostr. Nah bro. I'm cool.

You didnt exchange nyms and share his with all of us? Bad nostrich.

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2026-06-20T04:02:12Z

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2026-06-19T21:21:51Z

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Nature is SO METAL.

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2026-06-19T21:20:27Z

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Can you plug it in?

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2026-06-19T16:58:21Z

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Her eyebrows aren't even that thick. Men gots all kinds of stupid beauty standards. https://media.tenor.com/JhPaTIbi-KwAAAAC/dol-huh.gif

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2026-06-19T16:57:24Z

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Our pup.

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2026-06-19T14:07:01Z

GM! I looked out our backdoor this morning to see 5 of 7 chickens intently watching #Fredward take a poop from their coop. It was like they were cheer...

GM! I looked out our backdoor this morning to see 5 of 7 chickens intently watching #Fredward take a poop from their coop. It was like they were cheering for him. #ithinkhewashavingperformanceanxiety

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2026-06-19T14:04:21Z

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Remember when CaravalHOE thought that conversations on nostr didn’t work? Moron forgot that he had m...

GM, node! I like clowns and he gives them a bad name.

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2026-06-19T13:57:57Z

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2026-06-19T04:41:57Z

↳ Reply YODL (npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy)

You too?! ... awesome... 😅

I just noticed we've tied 3 times this week.

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2026-06-19T03:21:26Z

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Team 3!

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2026-06-19T01:12:04Z

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I'll ask my 10 year old in a bit. I'm pretty sure we're team Sonic though.

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2026-06-19T01:02:42Z

Reading in like 8 minutes. I probably shoulda said something earlier. I was still debating whether or not I should go to the Showgirl of the Year comp...

Reading in like 8 minutes. I probably shoulda said something earlier. I was still debating whether or not I should go to the Showgirl of the Year competition my neighbor is judging tonight.

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2026-06-19T00:52:27Z

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I think you may be right.

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2026-06-18T23:20:42Z

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Sometimes. Not always. Sometimes I have a starting point and not an ending point. Sometimes it's the other way around.

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2026-06-18T04:15:04Z

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Its a flower gently laid on a table.

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2026-06-18T01:52:59Z