TheRupertDamnit

Ouch, friend. I know this pain.

Empire state building

I'm just happy to not be at a 5 or 6 this time.

I actually didn't zoom in. I spotted that album without the zoom. #90skidsalwaysknowthatalbumspine

Big bird. Carrion bird. Black vulture, m'lass.

Further research says turkey culture has a red head. I can never remember the difference. The turkey vultures are creepier to me. But I think this guy...

Google lens said black vulture. All I told her was "vulture. Something's dead nearby." Lol.

Middle kiddo just sent me this picture and asked "what is this creature? It scared the hell out of me." https://npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsm...

Never had em?

Just in case anyone was wondering about this answer...the majority was unequivocally wrong. Black Balloon was the song made for Meet Joe Black. nostr...

Gotta say, I agree. That dress is a masterpiece but I really am getting sick of the teeny bangs and no eyebrows look.

Also, why are there fewer points for faster finishes?

Last attempt, this is today. https://npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl.blossom.band/206c206406dbc34af2127724b019e146b81a...

Omfg. Nvm. It was 3:38. I finished in under 4 minutes.

GM! #threeminutesbeforenoonisstillmorningstfu

Omg. The plastic wrap was my favorite I think. But Yarn is right, the tarp is so very Met Gala.

I know it. I'm proud of you for branching out. Lol.

I'm rooting for you and that Queenie.

We literally guessed 2 different words with all of the letters before our last guess.

We'll be here waiting. You'll be a-okay. If you're not, who else is gonna be you?

Welcome! nostr:nprofile1qqsrg8d45l36jv05jz2as2j2ejfee79xw2fmreqhnl2ttsz5f38u9mcprfmhxue69uhk2mrfw3jhxtnwdaehgunpw35jummjvuhszyrhwden5te0dehhxarj9ekk7m...

I have lots and lots and lots of pens, pencils, mechanical pencils, markers, paints, brushes, ink wells, etc. I also have many notebooks, binders, and...

I love these pens. Now I have to get the other colors. When I was a kid I regularly taped 2 pens/pencils/crayons/markers together to get this effect. ...

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Maybe it glitched? I'll set my own timer today.

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It's a kinda weird thing, it's like "autofill" doesn't realize I'm moving on to the next word. Nbd, I prefer playing on desktop anyway. I don't know i...

I noticed a thing on mobile. Every time I type a word, it keeps the word in my predictive text when I move to the next word so that if I have to make ...

GM, folks! I forgot to tell y'all yesterday so here's a double GMGM! #icantthinkofafunnyhashtagtodayimtoofrustratedbyword5

Fuck this word.

Idk why I look so upset. I should feel right at home in the swamp.

https://cdn.satellite.earth/2af56cf65eebb29a800481f0e3ef9f66f4f6264123e2ede786d42392769a0b83.jpg

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Did!

It's fated then. You gotta get 30 feeders and hang them everywhere.

I noticed some on a tree I've never been able to identify in my yard and then noticed the lady bugs having a feast. I helped one find her prey. Lol. h...

Become the crazy hummingbird lady you were meant to be... Also, idr her name but I used to watch these videos of this chick that would build contrapti...

Now that there is one nest, if they're successful and you provide fresh sugar water and flowers, you'll end up with more nests next year.

This is my jealous face.

I mean, if you keep your expectations at lots of mullets and many many bar fights, I get it.

That orange block is me teetering on the edge.

Same.

A couple years ago this crinum came up thinking she was an amaryllis. I was pretty upset because she was supposed to be a crinum from my grandmother's...

Even blurred I knew what this was.

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Same question, female voice.

FFS.

I think either gender could use it, personally.

Its an open invite. If there's a room, join it.

...you know my real name.

Pretty sure I've doxxed more than that. Hell, if you've been to cornychat enough

In #ditto my custom "gator hug" emoji combo looks like the gator is approaching folks cowering in fear. https://cdn.satellite.earth/855fc79ae70ad6d350...

We look so peaceful.

GM! Had to get it in before noon.

I'm gonna need that as an actual fan...

You mean restarted my streak. *sigh*

It works for me but I'll wait for the new puzzle.

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I really don't think this has gotten enough traction. nostr:nevent1qqsfycghseu509yn5wre72dj5n6xpvy64yx5hn7zgjrdpkfa3574j3sprdmhxue69uhhg6r9vehhyetnws...

Crossword time, folks. nostr:nevent1qqswkdek3xkjffmkn5uctm4azlwjmvjkmxvd6gqq86hfrwzu4q5j8rgppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qgsx0tdgudz9xt9lstcwwqj89cjv0ztwp...

12:20, not terrible. Nice little game, friend.

GM! A small glimpse of how my mind organizes thoughts: Thursday was my grandmother's birthday... *45 seconds and lots of random "connections" later* ...

I feel like it's time to watch The Sound of Music again. #howDOyousolveaproblemlikemaria

Dang. It looks like a very healthy variagated schefflera. So now I gotta go back to the nun plant sale tomorrow and get the schefflera I saw.

Who is this baby on the coffee table?

Precious. 😭

But her boobs definitely stayed put.

If you'll take a second gander, the gator's backside is visible and there is a pixie taking advantage of the view.

I'm taking it as they're bringing me back from the dead after yesterday's failure.

I would make note of friends and family that gave my kids noisy toys and give them lame gifts. Lol.

Gotta love the nuns. https://cdn.satellite.earth/bc75d3e048c699d39611784e45d79997b8cdc807ef0854084d4ef7e84382be8f.jpg In no particular order: rubber...

Not to mention it helps him wash as long as he needs to. But my kiddo would be pushing that pump a million times a day and we'd be out of soap by noon...

I went through their pictures online and made a shopping list. They're priced like $2-12, the stuff I'm getting anyway, and I'm planning on spending d...

https://youtu.be/Ulb0pLBgRCw

I would die for Cookie.

This one started as a branch from nostr:nprofile1qqsrg8d45l36jv05jz2as2j2ejfee79xw2fmreqhnl2ttsz5f38u9mcprfmhxue69uhk2mrfw3jhxtnwdaehgunpw35jummjvuhsz...

Looks like he's charging up for that extra thorough exam you requested?

It killed my nearly 60 day streak. It's a sad day for streakers everywhere.

Happy sights in the rainy yard walk! https://cdn.satellite.earth/ba3665d5ca765bb0773e0013fb527e832d251a7a2b0b216d40bdc39762261b12.jpg New growth nubb...

No, it's definitely something... But what?

Are you gonna eat him?

It may be a Louisiana thing. Lol.

Being an adult means I get to decide that brownies can be breakfast. https://npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl.blossom....

Fredward is our pup. If you check the hashtag, he's got pics. Lol.

GM! So, I got these 4 new chicks Saturday, right? Well, #Fredward has been standing by the door to the room their in just whining to see them daily ev...

Is that...a Netflix logo?

Awesome! Welcome to #thenostr.

Did you see the article I shared about them? They were originally cultivated in 1987 and then were lost for like 30 years.

GM! Whassa st...str...shr...shtersh?

GM! Today, I'm excited about watermelon plants. How's about you? #mightmakethesewatermelonplantsathingsoidontkillthemwithoverlovingorlaziness

I miss him. And Robin Williams. And I worry about my funny friends, my happy-go-lucky friends, my always ready to help friends because of people like ...

If you don't have haters you're not winning hard enough.

Just a gator.

Nah, he's my cousin.

GM! Just chillin' with my cousin before lunch. https://cdn.satellite.earth/36f930f6a10df0142a29376ec966533b671b5155ed6dd34820ed8654f525cfb4.jpg

I'm sorry for destroying your perception of reality.

Believe it or not, my real name isn't Rupert and I'm not actually an alligator. (Though when I first got fakebook 80273637394 years ago, my last name ...

I literally have to remind myself of my real name when meeting people irl lately.

Is this complaint or praise?

One of my favorite flash cartoon characters though.