TheRupertDamnit

Snagged a couple of these from my sister-in-law for seeds but she also gave us a jar of bur gherkin pickles. I had never seen them before but boy oh b...

Red/green stripe makes me think this is tomatoes. I didn't want to go through saving seeds so I just stuck a whole feller in a pot. I'll thin these ba...

This. That's why on television, especially on sitcoms, the wife is fit and hot and the husband is a lazy slob. They create that dichotomy to further c...

Hiya! Welcome to the protocol.

Whoa!

I guess I'm just not a big drinker. Gimme my greens...

I followed you because of that flag. I'm not "of the community" but plenty of my friends (and my oldest kiddo) are, so I support the community. I appr...

Also, how the hell do 2 people drink $800 of booze in 3 days and not end up in the hospital?

So depressing hearing people like that.

My wish for all of you is that you help the next mom you meet that says she's struggling. In fact, don't wait for her to ask. Make sure the mothers in...

Prepping to get on the road for home after a south Louisiana visit and put the harness on #Sweetie pup. She has not stopped smiling.

Can't have my ferry man down. Get well soon, Princess!

One day I'll have a pfp again.

This hurts my heart every time I see him. I had THE BIGGEST CRUSH when I was a kid. Him and Jonathan Brandis who has since killed himself... Oof.

Guh, you got that all day.

Always, buddy!

I miss this feeling but the bakery is closed. No more buns in this oven.

Family visit for a nephew birthday party. Staying with my parents.

Prepping for a weekend trip always feels like it takes longer than the trip. Anyway, bedding, towels, dog stuff is the proper order for laundry day.....

It's also real juicy with lots of devisiveness.

Which bots?

I may have mentioned this before but I like to tell folks "it doesn't matter what color tie is around the talking heads neck, the suit is the same."

I'm just teasin'. It was really just her comment that got me. It read fully sarcastic. 🤭

There's soft fried squid in there, buddy.

I read this in my most sarcastic southern American voice and laughed really hard at nostr:nprofile1qqsd9pqnwyshrse7z975h5ynptq9ktz3kv8txqs7lr20zgelqty...

How dare you be friendly?!

Is apple really just internet explorer with a mask?

I guess we're cars now... This me. https://cdn.satellite.earth/da525166005384755e251ae85b77d365ded410bc9461114715c7aadff04be25f.jpg nostr:nevent1qqsz...

That was my thought too.

If you're always growing and changing you never notice because it just becomes you.

I had to include a ruler because it's hard to tell the bubbles are so big. It could've been average sized bubbles and a tiny beetle.

Spent the last hour or so at the office reorganizing packaging materials. While deciding what to do with this one bit, I discovered an unfortunate sce...

Harvest moon over a craggy peak.

Love it!

Idk who needs this information but someone created Letterkenny on Animal Crossing. DA-9230-0153-5326

Inspection crew: https://npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl.blossom.band/3e986d0179dfe8e7e59ac3993a4554cf25d99911ecf9f36...

I may put one on a stick. It'll have to be a skewer though. They're teeny! And I love it.

These will be perfect. I'm going to do one pair that's just a single bucket each and the others may end up in a cascade, dangly earring. I will absolu...

"Oooh...I got a package. Wait...what did I order? From Canada?! OH SHIT! BUCKETS!!" And then I opened the package dear readers. https://npub1r8u6lw8c...

Lol, dumping the seeds on his driveway/yard attracts lots of bird poop on his car. Weed killer sprayed on his lawn makes big dead patches. You could w...

Because a couple cheap bags of birdseed go a long way to dealing with pesky neighbors... Also, weed killer doesn't just kill weeds. "Dog killer" in d...

Does he have cameras? Just a question...

Be me not looking at the emblem and thinking "nice looking older model 4runner." Makes sense though since Toyota makes Lexus.

Taylor Hawkins, for instance.

Idk, man. I've seen some drummer faces...

I've coined a term, "bloatware photography". That mid shit that's everywhere. The "photographers" making Sears Portrait Photography Studio employees l...

Is it the same girl he's "happened upon" a dozen times?

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It makes hunting for chicken snacks fun. We decided to keep one in a jar for a science lesson on the life cycle. It will be the 4th or 5th time we've ...

Here it gets posted in the local newspaper because it's considered a legal affair and those get announced; lawsuits, trials, divorces, etc.

This is the same kind of caterpillar I posted a couple days ago. They glow under blacklight.

I'm not seeing the same relay for all of them but Bitcoinist.pp is there for like 99% of the ones I've seen.

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I just blocked like 12 of them from a comment attack.

Note to self, Oshi will photograph ANYTHING if it's still for long enough.

Hey, Rupert. Wha'cha doin' up at 2:30 in the mornin'? Oh, nothin'. Just relocating snakes to outside from my living room. #thanksHairyJim

Trying again... Very first bud! https://cdn.satellite.earth/08336defca748a8993f8f42d37f658a1c8d3f30fd93c6c61f8ff813a8c13b44c.jpg She got a little ch...

I'm gonna try again in a minute. Lol. I tried 3 different ways earlier.

There is at least one nostrich with experience.

Taking a moment while parked on the side of the rode to protect a young lady from an erratic drunk that apparently hit a mailbox and is accusing her o...

Sometimes I miss playing league pool but being out at a bar until midnight on Tuesday every week just isn't appealing to me at my age. What's really w...

That's that fifolet...

Oh man. What a cutie.

Fucking neat as hell. nostr:nevent1qqsqqqym62s4z33fau2v263cgwnk4rfwv47cleuuz8cl3rxstzy4qyqppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qgs0sp9zy49kw93n895eln9k4jkx7al0ht...

Honestly, Brian gives me the ick. He's pretentious and in love with his best friend's wife.

The answer is obvious. https://npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl.blossom.band/bc4347a6554034e762be019e0b583ec2e567778927...

It may be nearly 2PM but I started my day at 8:30 by spraying dry shampoo in my armpit instead of deodorant so there's that if you're interested in ho...

Love a well-loved mug. Morning, beautiful lady!

What is it in folks that makes them think your timeline doesn't matter? I told the customer on the phone at 5:03 "I'm leaving at 5:20 because I have a...

As a former gifted child and current pothead, done.

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Discovering that Garth Brooks doesn't allow his music on YouTube, Spotify, etc because of the low payout rates for artists is both comforting and dish...

I haven't been able to access mine or post using it in weeks.

Thanks for looking for me, Frank. That's a real bummer. I really liked his CDN.

And that's where 98% of my nostr images are stored.

He's who made satellite.earth

So nobody? nostr:nevent1qqsf49rpaknjcpgdzuwgnxu8e75u68rqpaqpz059qq6lrd9e80zqdegprdmhxue69uhhg6r9vehhyetnwshxummnw3erztnrdakj7q3qr8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu...

This is one of my favorite Dolly stories.

Take a big poo before you go. You're welcome.

Just remembered I have this amazing piece of art featuring the Queen herself. https://npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl...

Let me be the first to say, that's some bullshit.

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Already downloaded... https://npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl.blossom.band/fe5f62d5ce39c48a0dc2b7b6cf8b865a777cf23110...

I muted his pfp url in amethyst. 💜💜

Yeah, it's been difficult for her but she's a tough little cookie. I do worry about her though.

My mom has been bearing the brunt of his care since my grandmother passed in 2015. She only recently (like the last 2 years) convinced 2 of my aunts t...

I've only got 1 left (I had all 4 until 2015. I am so blessed.) and he's got really bad dementia. It's heartbreaking. His own mom died from Alzheimer'...

Especially in 1996.

I have the OG brown boots that I got with this set and some olive green ones that get more compliments the older they get. Lol.

I even bought the boots with money I earned myself. $125 was A LOT for 15 yr old Rupert.

I don't think this koozie/straw topper got enough eyes. It keeps cracking me up. For your BUSSY. https://npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg0...

I've had this "school supplies set" since 1996. I still have the boots that it came with too. https://npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm...

Okay, so it works better than I thought. Still needs a bigger ball.

Double fistin' the caffeine today with 2 of the best koozies. https://npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl.blossom.band/e1...

So call it brunch and tell em to suck an egg.

It never killed anyone!

I'm wondering how the weight difference would affect the workings. If the ball jumps higher, hits harder, makes more noise...

They clearly haven't genocided enough because there might still be Palestinians alive. /s

The texture on the final roll out looks like stairs.

Oh fuck! It jumps through a hoop!