Noshole

Thank you!

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A lady at the cafe heard it was my birthday and literally gave me this whole cake 🤷‍♀️ https://image.nostr.build/174fc8f0eacb6237f2396b1b5a69279f56df...

Every time I see a pic or clip of the soccer stuff, my cooked ass thinks it’s rocket league

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Made my first frittata 🤤 https://image.nostr.build/dfc1c640f87243fa97e531e001cb15c5bc533ac9efa134eab6e521a67dbd91e8.jpg https://image.nostr.build/507...

That’s wtf I said 😂

Tried some weird fruit. Cherry plums and pink blueberries. Both fabulous 🤤 https://image.nostr.build/50a9c1c559b724653fa651adc026980c4df3c39c9734428e...

If I could! 😂😂

Yup. https://image.nostr.build/9abb8da9942db67455a466d1cc0d7568de183a16edf081988f2a637fffea79e6.jpg

Make it stop nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s https://image.nostr.build/758cdf0fafad80cac941c9efb509581dd3d1f3d2...

I’ve never heard of the Peterpan one, but this is a lot less calories and oil

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Oh shit no way. Yup 2

Pretty refreshing 🫂

This flavor slaps https://image.nostr.build/fe5c7d14331d25a61ee1310087eb9e27b9a1a8231edd0e6e84355c7955fe9dba.jpg

Ty😂

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REKT https://image.nostr.build/6cd47a9587735440faa84941c67717b5b614887cd9f945a2b42b766922fdb74c.jpg

GM https://video.nostr.build/a0ef9cfddcd5139f2588c72a9b110bf0fd5b631e6c5452e4068f690f9473966e.mov

After marriage, wardrobe is all about comfort 😎😂 I already trapped his ass. Now I can relax

My face when someone warns me “they’re a little weird” https://image.nostr.build/2f473b66036475632bc025e89a5207dc4899219d939aaa0e6706286e324c73fb.jpg

Careful! Nest watching is extremely addicting😂🫂

Yayy so exciting

Omg tiny dragon so SMOL🥹 https://image.nostr.build/7231353357af0a72957c81a6f8f91e7a38964a54504517a09c614feacd54e2c0.jpg

It would be so funny if vaginas could talk.

Right when I was typing it, I did my immature snort

That’s true. Nothing in my life is really that hard to do (except puzzles HA), but I still procrastinate for no reason

I have a stupid bike in the other room, but it like cuts up my asscheeks. I hate it

Ooo I wanted to tell you (node). I tried the HIIT workout with kettlebell. It was wild. Gonna try a treadmill version today

Morning node! Soon, we will have droids that we can send to finger blast each other’s buttholes

Just mute all the devs and the word zap. Then it’s nice again😂 If the feed came with the devs already muted, we would probably have a lot more users...

Oh 😂 I def think I look crazy

Omg. You did me so dirty, but 😂😂😂 true

Nest watching https://image.nostr.build/bcba6ea77fbae652ee281a9db58231111486e965304ed839cff2df21593d4e07.jpg

Gm to ya nodey

No.

I can’t even take a damn piss around here https://image.nostr.build/ee79162649353e473d17ef21ab2f8364ca207ad7c3f00cadc36124071754a5ba.jpg

Trippy and fun while it lasted. I took it a little too far

Did you just make this real quick? 😂

A thing that breaks up marijuana

Gimme!

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Hi https://image.nostr.build/f77bbd812de02c6580a361ab97529004ffd360b0c3c7359e90e32cff50061ce7.jpg

I’m gonna start rumors that you asked your hookers to give you an Alaskan pipeline

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What dat? Who made??

I would prefer to keep this npub, but there’s no bunker for iOS to sign in. I can sign in with extension on web 🤷‍♀️

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 https://image.nostr.build/740d18d3e06c9708ecb38622b0dd883c11c5dc7da1156f50cab6d6a1f7cf4158.gif

GM. There’s a bird in our house. I love him already. https://image.nostr.build/7aed2c4e577233839324607bc03def464868ac22a7a39d4615383900940ad00c.jpg

Bellagio

No it’s not bitch 😂

Dress as a lobster and you’re gonna get eaten

Holy shit you’re right! You gotta see this nostr:npub12r0yjt8723ey2r035qtklhmdj90f0j6an7xnan8005jl7z5gw80qat9qrx

I just farted and my husband said “yeah?” Like he actually thought I said something 😂

I’m excited for stoned nostr tonight

You know I will😶‍🌫️, you too 🫂

PAY ATTENTION. This is important information and it WILL BE ON THE TEST

Gm

They would still be blue balls, but in male lizards, testicles are called hemipenes. So, blue hemipenes https://image.nostr.build/06c302dd48d3572213b...

People be like “I’m right brained so that means I’m creative” or “I’m left brained and therefore more logical” And I’m like…. Do you need medical att...

Butthole bushes too 🧐

Omg they’re so cool. Doing a fontina/butter cream sauces 🤤 https://image.nostr.build/0e3da8b050866f3a4703efed91d80c4510d8b6d66b8a0a9cfc25ac6a86706961...

GM. Mute list got wiped somehow. I’m freeballin nostr. https://image.nostr.build/e2d0b0b28b30125a229c7640bebb471962f246db85947e281f35d80f1e46849c.gi...

GM https://image.nostr.build/244e0f012355c86500d82faf5f09e44a5d5b6242926dc9e1085336c7c4c977eb.jpg

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I actually just smear my ass on the window like a dog

No I didn’t actually. Closest ive come is mooning people in school on the bus and also dumping a piss cup out the window one time

I may hath shiteth on a passing vehicle many moons ago

That doesn’t make super milk

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I just have to run it by my privacy person before pulling the trigger here

I want 😭

Is it a static background or can you do moving things (gif)?

Oh no. That’s too advanced for me. I can already tell 😅

We can have our own ⭕️ themes

I want in! But safely with my npub

Me wants to try but with my real npub. I thought it would take my extension maybe like a dingleberry, but then I remembered that’s just for browsers😮...

I’m more of an idea woman

Noise lol

Only when the dogs are good 😂

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No😈

Enjoy it while it lasts😂🫂

And his alts nostr:npub1wzxf4sgcr75tfg2903uyhzgz5jyj3kjdlx0zwhkgx8eln9qkeqdsp5jhuz and nostr:npub1ttzkg3k69466p9tsrgwwshc4vzjd4tearm9lgxqqkthyw8ut8h6q...

Its…something 😂🤷‍♀️

Just one before it. This is over 10 hours😂 https://image.nostr.build/1bd8aafd4281c05db10ba70d102d40d1f3fc507ade00be98b9d88f98b94eb41b.jpg

Very much so and easy to get lost in

Yeah the carnivores are gonna have a hard time with this one😂

I thought of a good use case for poopstr. A nostr app where you upload a picture of your poop, but it doesn’t post it anywhere. It just analyzes the...

Got a migraine 😮‍💨 Dark, quite rooms are so boring.

He does it just for funsies. Not just after pooping

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If I go, I better be picked

You say no BECAUSE you served, I still have FOMO for some reason

My butt Strong like ox Your butt Likes the cocks

I got summoned for jury duty. Apparently endometriosis is a legitimate excuse to get out of it so I could just have my doctor write a letter, but a st...

Both misses and thank you😂

It’s ma’am 😂