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Noshole
Nobody asked me, but…
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Henlo https://i.nostr.build/vXNraSTfnu5v8rcU.jpg
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Hi https://image.nostr.build/f77bbd812de02c6580a361ab97529004ffd360b0c3c7359e90e32cff50061ce7.jpg
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I’m gonna start rumors that you asked your hookers to give you an Alaskan pipeline
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↳ Reply Kidwarp’s Vanilla Shop (npub1yfp4s82l246g8fzfmsrwcw9n3ap0x2pjehg9en5hfj8cyachv2kswh32lg)
https://testflight.apple.com/join/5Mx5AZx7Clave - Nostr Signer
What dat? Who made??
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I would prefer to keep this npub, but there’s no bunker for iOS to sign in. I can sign in with extension on web 🤷♀️
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↳ Reply node (npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve)
I know 🤭😂 https://i.nostr.build/V7oP15XElbObZYQN.jpg
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 https://image.nostr.build/740d18d3e06c9708ecb38622b0dd883c11c5dc7da1156f50cab6d6a1f7cf4158.gif
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GM. There’s a bird in our house. I love him already. https://image.nostr.build/7aed2c4e577233839324607bc03def464868ac22a7a39d4615383900940ad00c.jpg
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Bellagio
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No it’s not bitch 😂
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↳ Reply YODL (npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy)
That was way harsh, Tai
Dress as a lobster and you’re gonna get eaten
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I just farted and my husband said “yeah?” Like he actually thought I said something 😂
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↳ Reply MayDood (npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat)
That’s for later tonight. I got work to do right now 🤭
I’m excited for stoned nostr tonight
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↳ Reply MayDood (npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat)
Have a good day🫂
You know I will😶🌫️, you too 🫂
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↳ Reply MayDood (npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat)
https://media.tenor.com/XzPQA5WdRw8AAAAC/the-only-memory-left-is-trauma-per-fredrik-asly.gif
PAY ATTENTION. This is important information and it WILL BE ON THE TEST
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↳ Reply MayDood (npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat)
GM ☀️ https://image.nostr.build/76e6ed8e3c25f90c1e64855d50936ab3819fcc6beae1f4d177fc18aeafdce919.jpg
Gm
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↳ Reply 010df0c9... (npub1qyxlpj2gl6dt2nfvkl4yyrl6pr2hjkycrdh2dr5r42n7ktwn7pdqrdmu7u)
If you interrupt two lizards humping does the dude lizard get blue cloaca? nostr:nprofile1qqsytuv4e...
They would still be blue balls, but in male lizards, testicles are called hemipenes. So, blue hemipenes https://image.nostr.build/06c302dd48d3572213b...
They would still be blue balls, but in male lizards, testicles are called hemipenes. So, blue hemipenes
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People be like “I’m right brained so that means I’m creative” or “I’m left brained and therefore more logical” And I’m like…. Do you need medical att...
People be like “I’m right brained so that means I’m creative” or “I’m left brained and therefore more logical”
And I’m like….
Do you need medical attention? What the FUCK happened to the other side??!
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↳ Reply utxo the webmaster 🧑💻 (npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8)
Keep it trimmed bro
Butthole bushes too 🧐
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Omg they’re so cool. Doing a fontina/butter cream sauces 🤤 https://image.nostr.build/0e3da8b050866f3a4703efed91d80c4510d8b6d66b8a0a9cfc25ac6a86706961...
Omg they’re so cool. Doing a fontina/butter cream sauces 🤤
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GM. Mute list got wiped somehow. I’m freeballin nostr. https://image.nostr.build/e2d0b0b28b30125a229c7640bebb471962f246db85947e281f35d80f1e46849c.gi...
GM. Mute list got wiped somehow.
I’m freeballin nostr.
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GM https://image.nostr.build/244e0f012355c86500d82faf5f09e44a5d5b6242926dc9e1085336c7c4c977eb.jpg
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↳ Reply Jay (npub10mtatsat7ph6rsq0w8u8npt8d86x4jfr2nqjnvld2439q6f8ugqq0x27hf)
I haven't seen the movie, but sounds like the ⭕ nostr:nprofile1qqsytuv4el7t3jtjfm7zfrc9q730ked40806...
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I actually just smear my ass on the window like a dog
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↳ Reply node (npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve)
lol what Where you in a moving vehicle too?
No I didn’t actually. Closest ive come is mooning people in school on the bus and also dumping a piss cup out the window one time
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I may hath shiteth on a passing vehicle many moons ago
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↳ Reply Technical Debt (npub14w4qnk43lsllls2qnldj3vfcxtx5qvtsf3xlvxv9yha8afrxhmfqju3rwx)
Wouldn’t it be easier to mix the milk and feed the babies that instead?
That doesn’t make super milk
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↳ Reply Technical Debt (npub14w4qnk43lsllls2qnldj3vfcxtx5qvtsf3xlvxv9yha8afrxhmfqju3rwx)
Companies can’t afford couches anymore? Bro that’s a recession indicator.
🥴
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I just have to run it by my privacy person before pulling the trigger here
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↳ Reply Milo (npub1g0tlqlgsh8nxyaz7zze0cgq6wnwp0z3s3sc5py6s6p4sg3mczmssqfhyrr)
Ditto also lets you create and manage your emoji packs. https://ditto.pub/naddr1qvzqqqr4fcpzqs7h7p7...
I want 😭
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↳ Reply node (npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve)
Seems fairly easy https://v.nostr.build/aUvV1x1bgaJ7iLcj.mp4
Is it a static background or can you do moving things (gif)?
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↳ Reply node (npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve)
Here’s the menu to create a theme 👀 https://i.nostr.build/CopxH3TCIc6DAzJv.jpg
Oh no. That’s too advanced for me. I can already tell 😅
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↳ Reply node (npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve)
We can make our own themes? 🥹
We can have our own ⭕️ themes
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↳ Reply node (npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve)
There’s so much stuff. It’s overwhelming lol
I want in! But safely with my npub
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↳ Reply node (npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve)
Trying ditto with a throaway nsec on iOS. Looks really nice. And fast too
Me wants to try but with my real npub. I thought it would take my extension maybe like a dingleberry, but then I remembered that’s just for browsers😮...
Me wants to try but with my real npub. I thought it would take my extension maybe like a dingleberry, but then I remembered that’s just for browsers😮💨
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↳ Reply Technical Debt (npub14w4qnk43lsllls2qnldj3vfcxtx5qvtsf3xlvxv9yha8afrxhmfqju3rwx)
https://blossom.primal.net/8eed0d7778fe0255b7daa809ad6cb961634dd8be2f973ae6131ab1429f86db98.gif
I’m more of an idea woman
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↳ Reply node (npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve)
They go explore? Or too much noise for the neighbours?
Noise lol
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↳ Reply node (npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve)
That’s amazing. A constant breeze throughout the house
Only when the dogs are good 😂
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↳ Reply Technical Debt (npub14w4qnk43lsllls2qnldj3vfcxtx5qvtsf3xlvxv9yha8afrxhmfqju3rwx)
Wait, was that a threat? 🫨
No😈
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↳ Reply Technical Debt (npub14w4qnk43lsllls2qnldj3vfcxtx5qvtsf3xlvxv9yha8afrxhmfqju3rwx)
You know something? I expected more to come up replacing these bots after I muted them but nope, nad...
Enjoy it while it lasts😂🫂
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↳ Reply Troy (npub104zp04wlgddf0w84tj8jul3w75e7ydcuuhsull2etste5040xm2qg285rf)
TFW people are zapping SATSMAN.
And his alts nostr:npub1wzxf4sgcr75tfg2903uyhzgz5jyj3kjdlx0zwhkgx8eln9qkeqdsp5jhuz and nostr:npub1ttzkg3k69466p9tsrgwwshc4vzjd4tearm9lgxqqkthyw8ut8h6q...
And his alts nostr:npub1wzxf4sgcr75tfg2903uyhzgz5jyj3kjdlx0zwhkgx8eln9qkeqdsp5jhuz and nostr:npub1ttzkg3k69466p9tsrgwwshc4vzjd4tearm9lgxqqkthyw8ut8h6qrac59d 🤭🤷♀️
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↳ Reply node (npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve)
8.5x11 full of dots 😂 Looks good
Its…something 😂🤷♀️
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↳ Reply node (npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve)
Have you done many of these? Or first time?
Just one before it. This is over 10 hours😂 https://image.nostr.build/1bd8aafd4281c05db10ba70d102d40d1f3fc507ade00be98b9d88f98b94eb41b.jpg
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Very much so and easy to get lost in
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↳ Reply Technical Debt (npub14w4qnk43lsllls2qnldj3vfcxtx5qvtsf3xlvxv9yha8afrxhmfqju3rwx)
People with constipation would have their daily streaks ruined, this is unfair, some of us are just ...
Yeah the carnivores are gonna have a hard time with this one😂
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I thought of a good use case for poopstr. A nostr app where you upload a picture of your poop, but it doesn’t post it anywhere. It just analyzes the...
I thought of a good use case for poopstr.
A nostr app where you upload a picture of your poop, but it doesn’t post it anywhere. It just analyzes the size of the log and you can compete with your friends to see who’s was bigger.
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Got a migraine 😮💨 Dark, quite rooms are so boring.
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↳ Reply node (npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve)
Powerful bidet https://media.tenor.com/6vjzHxepwDkAAAAC/pout-kiss.gif
He does it just for funsies. Not just after pooping
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↳ Reply YODL (npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy)
I mean, she rhymed it, so I guess 😞 https://media1.tenor.com/m/EN3fNXt_JDUAAAAd/i-think-you-should-...
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If I go, I better be picked
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You say no BECAUSE you served, I still have FOMO for some reason
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↳ Reply YODL (npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy)
Oh shit, we goin Micky Avalon again? My butt clean and sleak your butt brown and reeks
My butt Strong like ox Your butt Likes the cocks
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I got summoned for jury duty. Apparently endometriosis is a legitimate excuse to get out of it so I could just have my doctor write a letter, but a st...
I got summoned for jury duty. Apparently endometriosis is a legitimate excuse to get out of it so I could just have my doctor write a letter, but a strange part of me wants to go and see what it’s all about.
Any of you ever go? What was your experience like?
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Both misses and thank you😂
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It’s ma’am 😂
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↳ Reply bevo (npub12gu8c6uee3p243gez6cgk76362admlqe72aq3kp2fppjsjwmm7eqj9fle6)
Lots of retards in cally. They even play trans chess. The queen has a dick nostr:npub1ymt2j3n8tesrl...
Omg bahaha. It was so nice chatting with you last night, we missed ya 🫂
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these bots are getting on my nerves nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzpdp3q2c65hfukh6j2un235txt9l0q2dpy8gtgk...
I have theboard.world set as a muted word and it helped
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Okay now that I watched that and refreshed my memory, I want to go a step further and declare that Beverly Hills chihuahua is an EXCELLENT FILM and I ...
Okay now that I watched that and refreshed my memory, I want to go a step further and declare that Beverly Hills chihuahua is an EXCELLENT FILM and I highly recommend it
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When it came on, I would wait for the song to be over before I changed the channel 😂
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↳ Reply node (npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve)
It’s peaceful up there 😂
Right? I’m up here too, but my universe is pink right now
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😂🤝
🧘♀️🤝🤣
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↳ Reply Leviticus Mathew (npub1lsv2h4tg7u65njcpuwmwysr0gwkhsexvt9ufm0tuh752dy3lj7xq8gl32t)
Nature observation often takes priority over everything else in my life. Working outside, I see wild...
I don’t get to see a lot of it where I live so I really stop everything I’m doing 😂
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↳ Reply node (npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve)
Good thing I’m friends with the gatekeepers!
They don’t want you to learn about the real earth. That’s why they keep Antarctica so cold and far away
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↳ Reply Sats McRyan (npub1m64hnkh6rs47fd9x6wk2zdtmdj4qkazt734d22d94ery9zzhne5qw9uaks)
Though I'm not sure on the mechanics of a squirrel & giraffe having sex. There's a substantial heigh...
Attachments are needed
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I just saw two squirrels fucking. I watched longer than I should have
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↳ Reply kidwarp (npub1kyeml3tma4su8yw5aru48wgxclchp8zr3kguwhakmtmegjw40zws82sfjk)
Bags need to be full off cats…
It just wasn’t open https://image.nostr.build/e2f161288804f0348b258000e33a0c2aa784b889a75d73ef06b0d685613dd365.jpg
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Damnit https://image.nostr.build/981b8c1d3f36c98da791187182fc85d1f2d1f9ea9bb8de597250f2ea4d5d130e.jpg
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As you should be, I’m very impressed
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↳ Reply YODL (npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy)
Yeah, that's the problem I have sometimes. OCD/completionist. You're right though! Life upgrade begi...
I need more discipline and you need less. Let’s plan a freaky Friday situation and see what happens. But you will need to be up bright and early so pu...
I need more discipline and you need less. Let’s plan a freaky Friday situation and see what happens. But you will need to be up bright and early so puzzles can eat his cereal out of your vag😂😂
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↳ Reply node (npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve)
I didn’t see big snow forts at my kids school this year. Maybe they don’t let them do it now. No ide...
They need mandatory lessons. I’m talking forced child labor. We stay our here all night until you get this right 🤭
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Hon hon hon oui oui https://i.nostr.build/23DmSTnhVg3oCJiN.jpg
Yes exactly this 🤭
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😂🤣 I remember building elaborate snow forts. We would fill up buckets of water and wet the walls of ...
Aww good memories. I did that pretty briefly. We made an official igloo one year, but it didn’t snow snow that much
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↳ Reply node (npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve)
GM friends https://i.nostr.build/SQGbu4RO4h72AioO.jpg
Morning!
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↳ Reply Leviticus Mathew (npub1lsv2h4tg7u65njcpuwmwysr0gwkhsexvt9ufm0tuh752dy3lj7xq8gl32t)
I feel like a CARLA x nostr:nprofile1qqszd44fgen4ucpl3hjt7muuaazzqdahp3lwu9c07phdweelcdxf3ugpz4mhxue...
Pretty musical *
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Wish it was my idea 🤷♀️
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Scream into my pillow and then take a shit
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POV: you’re on nostr a lot https://image.nostr.build/3490413f4a0cd4dc7eb01e7e07c8b193190467eca54608cd51e513d30660877a.jpg
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