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Nobody asked me, but…
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[email protected]Lightning
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Henlo https://i.nostr.build/vXNraSTfnu5v8rcU.jpg
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Hi https://image.nostr.build/f77bbd812de02c6580a361ab97529004ffd360b0c3c7359e90e32cff50061ce7.jpg
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I’m gonna start rumors that you asked your hookers to give you an Alaskan pipeline
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↳ 回复 Kidwarp’s Vanilla Shop (npub1yfp4s82l246g8fzfmsrwcw9n3ap0x2pjehg9en5hfj8cyachv2kswh32lg)
https://testflight.apple.com/join/5Mx5AZx7Clave - Nostr Signer
What dat? Who made??
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I would prefer to keep this npub, but there’s no bunker for iOS to sign in. I can sign in with extension on web 🤷♀️
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I know 🤭😂 https://i.nostr.build/V7oP15XElbObZYQN.jpg
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 https://image.nostr.build/740d18d3e06c9708ecb38622b0dd883c11c5dc7da1156f50cab6d6a1f7cf4158.gif
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GM. There’s a bird in our house. I love him already. https://image.nostr.build/7aed2c4e577233839324607bc03def464868ac22a7a39d4615383900940ad00c.jpg
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Bellagio
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No it’s not bitch 😂
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↳ 回复 YODL (npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy)
That was way harsh, Tai
Dress as a lobster and you’re gonna get eaten
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I just farted and my husband said “yeah?” Like he actually thought I said something 😂
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↳ 回复 MayDood (npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat)
That’s for later tonight. I got work to do right now 🤭
I’m excited for stoned nostr tonight
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↳ 回复 MayDood (npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat)
Have a good day🫂
You know I will😶🌫️, you too 🫂
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↳ 回复 MayDood (npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat)
https://media.tenor.com/XzPQA5WdRw8AAAAC/the-only-memory-left-is-trauma-per-fredrik-asly.gif
PAY ATTENTION. This is important information and it WILL BE ON THE TEST
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↳ 回复 MayDood (npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat)
GM ☀️ https://image.nostr.build/76e6ed8e3c25f90c1e64855d50936ab3819fcc6beae1f4d177fc18aeafdce919.jpg
Gm
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↳ 回复 010df0c9... (npub1qyxlpj2gl6dt2nfvkl4yyrl6pr2hjkycrdh2dr5r42n7ktwn7pdqrdmu7u)
If you interrupt two lizards humping does the dude lizard get blue cloaca? nostr:nprofile1qqsytuv4e...
They would still be blue balls, but in male lizards, testicles are called hemipenes. So, blue hemipenes https://image.nostr.build/06c302dd48d3572213b...
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People be like “I’m right brained so that means I’m creative” or “I’m left brained and therefore more logical” And I’m like…. Do you need medical att...
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↳ 回复 utxo the webmaster 🧑💻 (npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8)
Keep it trimmed bro
Butthole bushes too 🧐
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Omg they’re so cool. Doing a fontina/butter cream sauces 🤤 https://image.nostr.build/0e3da8b050866f3a4703efed91d80c4510d8b6d66b8a0a9cfc25ac6a86706961...
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GM. Mute list got wiped somehow. I’m freeballin nostr. https://image.nostr.build/e2d0b0b28b30125a229c7640bebb471962f246db85947e281f35d80f1e46849c.gi...
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GM https://image.nostr.build/244e0f012355c86500d82faf5f09e44a5d5b6242926dc9e1085336c7c4c977eb.jpg
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↳ 回复 Jay (npub10mtatsat7ph6rsq0w8u8npt8d86x4jfr2nqjnvld2439q6f8ugqq0x27hf)
I haven't seen the movie, but sounds like the ⭕ nostr:nprofile1qqsytuv4el7t3jtjfm7zfrc9q730ked40806...
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I actually just smear my ass on the window like a dog
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↳ 回复 node (npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve)
lol what Where you in a moving vehicle too?
No I didn’t actually. Closest ive come is mooning people in school on the bus and also dumping a piss cup out the window one time
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I may hath shiteth on a passing vehicle many moons ago
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↳ 回复 Technical Debt (npub14w4qnk43lsllls2qnldj3vfcxtx5qvtsf3xlvxv9yha8afrxhmfqju3rwx)
Wouldn’t it be easier to mix the milk and feed the babies that instead?
That doesn’t make super milk
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↳ 回复 Technical Debt (npub14w4qnk43lsllls2qnldj3vfcxtx5qvtsf3xlvxv9yha8afrxhmfqju3rwx)
Companies can’t afford couches anymore? Bro that’s a recession indicator.
🥴
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I just have to run it by my privacy person before pulling the trigger here
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↳ 回复 Milo (npub1g0tlqlgsh8nxyaz7zze0cgq6wnwp0z3s3sc5py6s6p4sg3mczmssqfhyrr)
Ditto also lets you create and manage your emoji packs. https://ditto.pub/naddr1qvzqqqr4fcpzqs7h7p7...
I want 😭
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↳ 回复 node (npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve)
Seems fairly easy https://v.nostr.build/aUvV1x1bgaJ7iLcj.mp4
Is it a static background or can you do moving things (gif)?
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↳ 回复 node (npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve)
Here’s the menu to create a theme 👀 https://i.nostr.build/CopxH3TCIc6DAzJv.jpg
Oh no. That’s too advanced for me. I can already tell 😅
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We can make our own themes? 🥹
We can have our own ⭕️ themes
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There’s so much stuff. It’s overwhelming lol
I want in! But safely with my npub
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Trying ditto with a throaway nsec on iOS. Looks really nice. And fast too
Me wants to try but with my real npub. I thought it would take my extension maybe like a dingleberry, but then I remembered that’s just for browsers😮...
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↳ 回复 Technical Debt (npub14w4qnk43lsllls2qnldj3vfcxtx5qvtsf3xlvxv9yha8afrxhmfqju3rwx)
https://blossom.primal.net/8eed0d7778fe0255b7daa809ad6cb961634dd8be2f973ae6131ab1429f86db98.gif
I’m more of an idea woman
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↳ 回复 node (npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve)
They go explore? Or too much noise for the neighbours?
Noise lol
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That’s amazing. A constant breeze throughout the house
Only when the dogs are good 😂
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↳ 回复 Technical Debt (npub14w4qnk43lsllls2qnldj3vfcxtx5qvtsf3xlvxv9yha8afrxhmfqju3rwx)
Wait, was that a threat? 🫨
No😈
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You know something? I expected more to come up replacing these bots after I muted them but nope, nad...
Enjoy it while it lasts😂🫂
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↳ 回复 Troy (npub104zp04wlgddf0w84tj8jul3w75e7ydcuuhsull2etste5040xm2qg285rf)
TFW people are zapping SATSMAN.
And his alts nostr:npub1wzxf4sgcr75tfg2903uyhzgz5jyj3kjdlx0zwhkgx8eln9qkeqdsp5jhuz and nostr:npub1ttzkg3k69466p9tsrgwwshc4vzjd4tearm9lgxqqkthyw8ut8h6q...
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8.5x11 full of dots 😂 Looks good
Its…something 😂🤷♀️
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↳ 回复 node (npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve)
Have you done many of these? Or first time?
Just one before it. This is over 10 hours😂 https://image.nostr.build/1bd8aafd4281c05db10ba70d102d40d1f3fc507ade00be98b9d88f98b94eb41b.jpg
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Very much so and easy to get lost in
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People with constipation would have their daily streaks ruined, this is unfair, some of us are just ...
Yeah the carnivores are gonna have a hard time with this one😂
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I thought of a good use case for poopstr. A nostr app where you upload a picture of your poop, but it doesn’t post it anywhere. It just analyzes the...
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Got a migraine 😮💨 Dark, quite rooms are so boring.
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Powerful bidet https://media.tenor.com/6vjzHxepwDkAAAAC/pout-kiss.gif
He does it just for funsies. Not just after pooping
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↳ 回复 YODL (npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy)
I mean, she rhymed it, so I guess 😞 https://media1.tenor.com/m/EN3fNXt_JDUAAAAd/i-think-you-should-...
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If I go, I better be picked
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You say no BECAUSE you served, I still have FOMO for some reason
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↳ 回复 YODL (npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy)
Oh shit, we goin Micky Avalon again? My butt clean and sleak your butt brown and reeks
My butt Strong like ox Your butt Likes the cocks
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I got summoned for jury duty. Apparently endometriosis is a legitimate excuse to get out of it so I could just have my doctor write a letter, but a st...
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Both misses and thank you😂
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It’s ma’am 😂
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↳ 回复 bevo (npub12gu8c6uee3p243gez6cgk76362admlqe72aq3kp2fppjsjwmm7eqj9fle6)
Lots of retards in cally. They even play trans chess. The queen has a dick nostr:npub1ymt2j3n8tesrl...
Omg bahaha. It was so nice chatting with you last night, we missed ya 🫂
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↳ 回复 GHOST (npub18dlusgmprudw46nracaldxe9hz4pdmrws8g6lsusy6qglcv5x48s0lh8x3)
these bots are getting on my nerves nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzpdp3q2c65hfukh6j2un235txt9l0q2dpy8gtgk...
I have theboard.world set as a muted word and it helped
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Okay now that I watched that and refreshed my memory, I want to go a step further and declare that Beverly Hills chihuahua is an EXCELLENT FILM and I ...
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When it came on, I would wait for the song to be over before I changed the channel 😂
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↳ 回复 node (npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve)
It’s peaceful up there 😂
Right? I’m up here too, but my universe is pink right now
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😂🤝
🧘♀️🤝🤣
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↳ 回复 Leviticus Mathew (npub1lsv2h4tg7u65njcpuwmwysr0gwkhsexvt9ufm0tuh752dy3lj7xq8gl32t)
Nature observation often takes priority over everything else in my life. Working outside, I see wild...
I don’t get to see a lot of it where I live so I really stop everything I’m doing 😂
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Good thing I’m friends with the gatekeepers!
They don’t want you to learn about the real earth. That’s why they keep Antarctica so cold and far away
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↳ 回复 Sats McRyan (npub1m64hnkh6rs47fd9x6wk2zdtmdj4qkazt734d22d94ery9zzhne5qw9uaks)
Though I'm not sure on the mechanics of a squirrel & giraffe having sex. There's a substantial heigh...
Attachments are needed
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I just saw two squirrels fucking. I watched longer than I should have
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↳ 回复 kidwarp (npub1kyeml3tma4su8yw5aru48wgxclchp8zr3kguwhakmtmegjw40zws82sfjk)
Bags need to be full off cats…
It just wasn’t open https://image.nostr.build/e2f161288804f0348b258000e33a0c2aa784b889a75d73ef06b0d685613dd365.jpg
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Damnit https://image.nostr.build/981b8c1d3f36c98da791187182fc85d1f2d1f9ea9bb8de597250f2ea4d5d130e.jpg
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As you should be, I’m very impressed
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↳ 回复 YODL (npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy)
Yeah, that's the problem I have sometimes. OCD/completionist. You're right though! Life upgrade begi...
I need more discipline and you need less. Let’s plan a freaky Friday situation and see what happens. But you will need to be up bright and early so pu...
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↳ 回复 node (npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve)
I didn’t see big snow forts at my kids school this year. Maybe they don’t let them do it now. No ide...
They need mandatory lessons. I’m talking forced child labor. We stay our here all night until you get this right 🤭
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Hon hon hon oui oui https://i.nostr.build/23DmSTnhVg3oCJiN.jpg
Yes exactly this 🤭
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😂🤣 I remember building elaborate snow forts. We would fill up buckets of water and wet the walls of ...
Aww good memories. I did that pretty briefly. We made an official igloo one year, but it didn’t snow snow that much
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GM friends https://i.nostr.build/SQGbu4RO4h72AioO.jpg
Morning!
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↳ 回复 Leviticus Mathew (npub1lsv2h4tg7u65njcpuwmwysr0gwkhsexvt9ufm0tuh752dy3lj7xq8gl32t)
I feel like a CARLA x nostr:nprofile1qqszd44fgen4ucpl3hjt7muuaazzqdahp3lwu9c07phdweelcdxf3ugpz4mhxue...
Pretty musical *
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Wish it was my idea 🤷♀️
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Scream into my pillow and then take a shit
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POV: you’re on nostr a lot https://image.nostr.build/3490413f4a0cd4dc7eb01e7e07c8b193190467eca54608cd51e513d30660877a.jpg
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