mike

Oxfordshire, UK

You’re drink mad right now 😂

Surgical or lifestyle 😂

I’m home 🎉 https://mikeh.blossom.band/c0eb64378242b64588dc7e13a182bdcfeffdb43842acbe95dcf78a92713e979d.jpg

I’m NGL, I’ve converted more people to cruising than Bitcoin 😂 https://mikeh.blossom.band/0dcf5a40e292f26a66806575071762907b954f0ce3a23e104dfccdc74...

They’re releasing me from hospital today 🎉

I’m being released from hospital today 🎉

GM

Sounds very fancy if you say it with a French accent 😂

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What can I say? My numbers were down 😂

I played safe with toast 😂

Yep keyhole, done by the consultant, cos the registar went sick 😂

Autobilge 😂

Thanks 🫂

GM 🫂

Nice and cheap can be combined 😂

Trying 🫂

We actually booked the eclipse cruise for the 2nd August next year. I’m not missing that one 😂

The actual kidney stones I had 23 years ago was an 11. This was a 4. The hospital is currently the worst pain 😂

Trying 🫂

Cheers

That cheered me up 😂

Appendectomy 🥹

I use to fantasise about staring at the nurses station. The reality does not live up to the hype 😂

They removed a burst appendix 2 days ago

Yep

Why does every machine have to beep constantly 🥹

GM Slept better last night. Ear plugs + Noise cancelling headphones. Plus eye mask and my own pyjamas. https://mikeh.blossom.band/d24aacaab6c2159c4...

I hope to get discharged today. Hospitals are not fun or relaxing places 🥹

Really, I always assume I am unique 😂

Shut the Front Door 😱

Let me consult my list of who to turn to for this kind of advice 😂

Too late 😂

In an ironic twist of fate, the front mound is a lump of mash 😂

No, we don’t pay for healthcare in the UK. 😂

I discovered you still need a referral 🥹 nostr:nevent1qqsvelw7jvzecatxp0nc5djsjgttvayzkp3637qflt47vtpv4utecagwwm0th

GM They operated last night. I’m still alive.

Dogs are the best stress relievers, aren’t they? Hang in there 🫂

Why do Swedish military ships have a barcode printed on the side? So they can Scandinavian 😂

The wife did 😂

It’s happened, I’ve been scanned 🎉 https://mikeh.blossom.band/2690d78e43612b76afe141d93ae593119cade0321693e66db6d7842515bbf4bc.jpg

I’ve just walked down 3 flights of stairs to the scanner. The porter was slightly annoyed, because his only job is to push me in a wheelchair 😂

That’s my wife 😂

I switched to that to do the paste 💪

I’ve been nominated for best supporting actor in this years Oscar’s 😂

Paste on Primal on iPhone just changed and broke. That was my last half working client 🥹

Vaping is the new smoking. Luckily you can recharge your Vape here too 😂 nostr:nevent1qqswukfs797784sp8yrjzshnfp4j9wgd6fxfmav6tavk54mzqup8wyq08ajzv

Don’t it’s kinda my thing 😂

We wanted to go private, but apart from money, you also need a GP referral. I ask you 🤷‍♂️

Do you know what. So far I’m quite impressed.

We can rebuild him. We have the technology. The Six Million Sat Man 😂 https://mikeh.blossom.band/98b7b75a38eabf7b3de6ffac0d0e21c8a1244ea49bb733f852...

I don’t think they have business models 😂

Visitors schmisitors! They should have a Champagne and Caviar bar 😂

😂

If this were America, I’d expect it 😂

Good counter argument 😂 Respect 🫡

Was that back when phone batteries lasted a week or two, but you carried a spare, just in case 😂

This shouldn’t be allowed in a hospital 😳 Crisps, choc bars and sugary drinks have no place in a healthy life. https://mikeh.blossom.band/c0d68d8b6...

Ordinarily I’d engage in frivolous discussions on the lack of edge case planning. But I’m in a hospital in agonising pain 😂

We haven’t even confirmed it is a stone yet. That’s why we’re here.

I’m a boy, the wife’s a girl 😂

GM We’re in a hospital awaiting a scan. My wife had to use all her inside knowledge, connections and social skills to achieve this. If you don’t h...

😂

A child. Outdoors. Enjoying themselves without a computer? Are you mad? 😂

Don't tell them about Fortnite 😂

Lazy Susan, my local model should have the answer within a day or two. Hang tight.

Anyway, so why's Bitcoin pumping? 😂

Mind you 🤔 nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzp6pmv65w6tfhcp73404xuxcqpg24f8rf2z86f3v824td22c9ymptqyv8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnwdae8g6tn9e6x2cmg9uqsuamnwvaz7tmwdaej...

I do love a good rumour, combined with an apopcolypse 😂 https://i.nostr.build/X5juws1zeEyLozU9D84Ypi.jpg

Yes 😱

WTF? AI crashed and BTC pumping 😱 https://i.nostr.build/9JEngqKQbX768DNtAZwuJ3.jpg https://i.nostr.build/Dzo8IcTjlVKImX0uPgYRzR.jpg

When you're ill, really ill and you're rich, really rich, then money becomes irrelevant to you in your healthcare.

Umbrel OS update v2.0 Here we are doing standard industry stuff with standard terms that we're not going to use. Instead replacing them with our own ...

You're not grinding hard enough, you should offer a reward for reposts as well 😂

Yes, you're using good relays, every bot type has its own penetration method though. Don't become too complacent 😂

Yes, I wouldn't mind, but they're really stupid 😂 nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzp6pmv65w6tfhcp73404xuxcqpg24f8rf2z86f3v824td22c9ymptqyv8wumn8ghj7un9d3shj...

I've started muting the spam bots, it'll be a losing battle. Is this like a NIP-110, which will eventually fork NOSTR to something like Pubky 😂

Yeah, part of my wife's duties is she runs the only GP clinic in Oxfordshire owned by the NHS. It serves the homeless population of the city centre be...

You semi joke, but you may be right in a Utopian future, where the robots don't kill us all 😂

In an emergency, you would be very comfortable in Harley Street, provided you lived nearby, but they don't have the resources to diagnose or treat any...

You are correct in everything but the word "smaller" 😂

Also, I asked my wife, then Google what Steve Kidney failure was, they had no idea. So I asked Chatty, my AI to predict the likely correct token and ...

Yes, last time I had it, one of the first questions I was asked was "Do you drink a lot of tea" They advised me to always drink tea alongside a glass...

I'm British, so it's tea for me and that caused the kidney problem, albeit after 25 years of consumption. 😂

One thing. It's never been cleaner 😂

Hey, I'm the one putting suppositories up my bum. I think I outrank Derek in the butt hurt right now 😂 nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzp6pmv65w6tfhcp7340...

A tiny snippet of the research going on with Chatty and me 🫡 https://i.nostr.build/D9IQ5WSvX3toHN74noz56N.jpg

👀 https://i.nostr.build/RTuxR5yMEtnNLPYVvihgfO.jpg

Phhht that's nothing. Kidney stones lost me 20 pounds in 4 days 😂 Congrats, also 🫡

Also, you have graduated from the University of Tautology with honours 🎓

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Giving that a red heart emoji for 2 reasons: 1. Primal is the only client able to like posts now 2. I didn't get the reference, so I don't want to a...

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Is it, I can't remember 😂

Wait, wot? You're the main cause of it's growth 😂

I am a fucking dick for fun, which is a great reason. Have a great day and thanks for the interaction 🫂

I am, but I'm getting better by the day 🫂

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To respond to point 1. I'm not 6 years old 😂 To respond to point 2. 8. People random strangers on the Internet know personally 😂 3. I am, but less e...