mike

mike

Building "Brian", my first brain in silicon TED, is my OpenClaw: npub1h3q5d82dhafxjd6vls8vhf9rtsz68njzvpunnyyu4mj32ca8aj3qmdd996 Lord Provost of Bitcoin Chief Prompt Officer - (CPO) Former, failed, Chief VLOG Officer - (CVO) Former Chief Shitpost Officer - NOSTR Inc - (CSO) Node runner - Miner - Author My public relay: https://nortis.nostr1.com/ My book: https://mikehardcastle.com/my-book-why-bitcoin/

npub

npub1aqakd28d95muqlg6h6nwrvqq5925n354prayckr424k49vzjds4s0c237n

pubkey (hex)

e83b66a8ed2d37c07d1abea6e1b000a15549c69508fa4c5875556d52b0526c2b

nprofile

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↳ 回复 S!ayer (npub1ehkvx8rdjsrwnf7kkqr8gy42vcwe6vwgqdwrl4juqccp689v8wfqr3mz4s)

Mike has become one of THEM

https://i.nostr.build/Q4yGvAapBmnaukew.gif

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2026-06-29T14:51:36Z

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In that case, I want to meet it's creator, it's human has made a more human bot than I've managed to create in over 2 years of full time training 😂

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2026-06-29T14:41:16Z

↳ 回复 𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖊𝖋𝖎𝖈𝖊𝖓𝖙 (npub1ahrptav64q8z2r7qphmydpdr9nqgs4xz35jxl97r9tzunuamfjqq8nq24d)

I saw it... and I replied to him... and to you as well. Honestly, I'm interested in what this is all...

Neither side are better or worse. Everything is subjective. If your main goal is to have a smooth social media experience, pubky may well be better, ...

Neither side are better or worse. Everything is subjective. If your main goal is to have a smooth social media experience, pubky may well be better, so might Bluesky and so, probably will be X, Facebook and Instagram. Protocols don't need to win arguments, CEO's do.

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2026-06-29T12:21:52Z

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Is this meant for the X money post by any chance?

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2026-06-26T07:50:38Z

Yaaay, we're all getting shit AI 😂 nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzq8n8mcm4g9csw8fulx6ykmj5d0v5l59zeglmfkamrvz5dpwfz9hyqyt8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6ky...

Yaaay, we're all getting shit AI 😂 nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzq8n8mcm4g9csw8fulx6ykmj5d0v5l59zeglmfkamrvz5dpwfz9hyqyt8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kytcqyrzzm6mpw8q84pm93fpjk3jzt6qxjjupwp93jvcl94lqrucfrswjxgg5pqe

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2026-06-26T07:46:41Z

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What's even crazier is my grandparents, who died when I was young, but old enough to remember, lived before flight or electricity in the home.

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2026-06-11T16:12:53Z

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pubky has less users and less freedom 😂

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2026-06-10T15:05:36Z

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Monero gang in the house 👀 nostr:nevent1qqs0n5du8ukn894fauz39j4ze5d3dunldccctp4r9fjjfg0u0dper2g2m9jaw

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2026-06-06T12:26:50Z

↳ 回复 Ghost👻 (npub18dy8sffsw527dkgrwy90yw84y4nd7yq9cllmn6trje0kenp0lw9qpundjr)

Mike, you're not American. We use an "Of" after the "Couple"🤦🏻‍♂️.

It's Chatty, he uses his prediction engine to fill in for my mistakes 😂

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2026-06-03T16:24:24Z

↳ 回复 Peg Otis (npub1ngs4dyj46z36ne6lrh3wfjyrexlzu4s43plj9vhv76cczw7dtp7sf96dlu)

The last (and only) time I was on that sidewalk was August of '85. I looked similar to you in statur...

I think I remember you 😂 That photo was early eighties, but I was there many times later on, so we might have observed each other without saying any...

I think I remember you 😂 That photo was early eighties, but I was there many times later on, so we might have observed each other without saying anything 😳

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2026-05-28T13:19:16Z

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GM I'll make you one for $4, collection only 😂

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2026-05-26T21:08:13Z

↳ 回复 Peg Otis (npub1ngs4dyj46z36ne6lrh3wfjyrexlzu4s43plj9vhv76cczw7dtp7sf96dlu)

Curious on your thoughts... Gus Van Sant and Burroughs is a great combo. Plus, I do kind of see you...

"Memoirs" sounds posher than "autobiography".

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2026-05-21T20:02:57Z

↳ 回复 Peg Otis (npub1ngs4dyj46z36ne6lrh3wfjyrexlzu4s43plj9vhv76cczw7dtp7sf96dlu)

You can, of course, complete your memoirs... https://youtu.be/-pjQ0FNzkLQ

Not my usual viewing consumption, but......

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2026-05-21T16:00:44Z

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I checked the age of the mattress, it already is 😂

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2026-05-20T15:08:47Z

↳ 回复 Yojimble (npub1me67k8t6vcncq75dlu8mxd70euvful56lz4ky20k3rmxgugvxq2qy23gnm)

nostr:npub1jx702fwvkdtqkhd9p8n6ctgnycpl6whsx07a0h9s9h2hlgx6q60svk2c49 chocolate orange currant buns ...

I can now say, without fear of arrest, "Very nice buns" 😂

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2026-05-17T13:06:11Z

↳ 回复 Yojimble (npub1me67k8t6vcncq75dlu8mxd70euvful56lz4ky20k3rmxgugvxq2qy23gnm)

https://blossom.primal.net/5d1ef8421718916b91e5e031332839812401e3596cb1aeb6c6bc4d49d59d3eb8.jpg

Can I say "Nice buns", without being arrested by the British Police for inappropriate sexual comments 😂

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2026-05-17T10:34:52Z

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I'm in the flow, no toilet pun intended 😂

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2026-05-13T10:23:19Z

↳ 回复 mike (npub1aqakd28d95muqlg6h6nwrvqq5925n354prayckr424k49vzjds4s0c237n)

Uploading photos now 😂

Done: nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzp6pmv65w6tfhcp73404xuxcqpg24f8rf2z86f3v824td22c9ymptqqswfys7qnygsy5yupu7gxulqft9l5f048xjlwqhpux63r79ll2wkagcf6qau

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2026-05-13T10:16:23Z

↳ 回复 halalmoney (npub1vdaz78d96t7pjakpfmqqlr4wgq26l6vmkf25782n05qgdgtfmk8s297rjz)

Too. Much. Information. 😆

Uploading photos now 😂

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2026-05-13T10:15:51Z

Interesting: SpaceX says it has option to acquire startup Cursor for $60 billion https://www.reuters.com/technology/spacex-says-it-has-option-acquir...

Interesting: SpaceX says it has option to acquire startup Cursor for $60 billion https://www.reuters.com/technology/spacex-says-it-has-option-acquire-startup-cursor-60-billion-2026-04-21/

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2026-05-06T15:31:27Z

https://i.nostr.build/VF2cO9axCQof7Kih.jpg

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2026-05-03T17:44:48Z

↳ 回复 Yarnlady 🧶 (npub1hgvtv4zn2l8l3ef34n87r4sf5s00xq3lhgr3mvwt7kn8gjxpjprqc89jnv)

icles

😂🤣😂

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2026-05-02T21:43:15Z

↳ 回复 Ghost👻 (npub18dy8sffsw527dkgrwy90yw84y4nd7yq9cllmn6trje0kenp0lw9qpundjr)

They're not impressive in the slightest, they are Statist cunts and are very much part of the system...

Genghis Khan was impressive, doesn't mean you have to love him 😂

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2026-05-02T20:13:08Z

↳ 回复 Ghost👻 (npub18dy8sffsw527dkgrwy90yw84y4nd7yq9cllmn6trje0kenp0lw9qpundjr)

Mike. You're that adverse to swearing, you can't even insert the correct number of asterisks. Fuck m...

No thanks 😂

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2026-04-30T21:00:37Z

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True 😂

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2026-04-23T21:06:09Z

↳ 回复 Derek Ross (npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424)

perhaps, but i started watching it and now the video is getting a 404 :P

Here's an alternate source: https://v.nostr.build/QrOird7zZ5dxnjbV.mp4 And here's a video download extension for your browser (costs £25 to remove ...

Here's an alternate source: https://v.nostr.build/QrOird7zZ5dxnjbV.mp4 And here's a video download extension for your browser (costs £25 to remove watermarks and increase download size) https://v10.downloadhelper.net/

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2026-04-23T12:25:35Z

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I'll accept that 😂

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2026-04-23T08:32:34Z

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Can I take credit for inventing the "Boating Accident" ? I can forge evidence of my original idea, just like Craig did 😂

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2026-04-23T08:30:10Z

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It's interesting, 3 deep dives, 2 films, 1 news article, all with different candidates, all equally convinced. They were all Satoshi (except Craig) ...

It's interesting, 3 deep dives, 2 films, 1 news article, all with different candidates, all equally convinced. They were all Satoshi (except Craig) I'm glad we don't know.

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2026-04-23T08:27:48Z

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GM

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2026-04-23T08:17:57Z

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It was nice to see some people on camera I'd only read about.

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2026-04-23T08:17:38Z

GM I stayed up late last night to watch this. nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzq8n8mcm4g9csw8fulx6ykmj5d0v5l59zeglmfkamrvz5dpwfz9hyqy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyv...

GM I stayed up late last night to watch this. nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzq8n8mcm4g9csw8fulx6ykmj5d0v5l59zeglmfkamrvz5dpwfz9hyqy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyv9kh2uewd9hj7qgcwaehxw309ahx7un5d9ejumn0wd68yvfwvdhk6tcqyq7gqaudrssxn8shxf07pz72zfqg5rfnpjwdf8hs2elel4x5u5fr2cn3uwj

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2026-04-23T08:07:58Z

↳ 回复 Renaud Lifchitz (npub1renaud65zug8r570ndztde2xhk206z3v50a5mwa3kp2xshy3zmjqkqaw97)

"Finding Satoshi" movie https://blossom.primal.net/4dfcfb17d28863f00882451d5f4eb638164dda01f51a5144...

An hour after I first hear about this movie and I'm watching it on NOSTR 😂 Gotta love this permissionless stuff 😂

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2026-04-22T21:11:35Z

Interesting ethical question. Should you be banned from doing something harmful to yourself? https://i.nostr.build/5mVlXNiN2Fv8Y0fL.jpg

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2026-04-21T15:09:41Z

↳ 回复 kidwarp (npub1kyeml3tma4su8yw5aru48wgxclchp8zr3kguwhakmtmegjw40zws82sfjk)

Mematic warfare is so powerful because the majority of sheeple are actually NPC’s, have no real imag...

I met a guy, who knew a guy that had actually created a meme once 😳

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2026-04-21T10:03:39Z

↳ 回复 Ghost👻 (npub18dy8sffsw527dkgrwy90yw84y4nd7yq9cllmn6trje0kenp0lw9qpundjr)

Hello Mike. This might sound like an odd question but I've been deep down a rabbit hole for over 24h...

I'm using a discretionary trust through my family office.

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2026-04-19T20:02:22Z

↳ 回复 El Guirri (npub1nkn4k86w8advjau7hmxj0j5qx2exxgufu8cqaru7khkdgreym3ks9y3chw)

Fucking typical Brit. With curiosity, I clicked and read through and the only thought was "come on g...

Your / You're / Yore not wrong 😂

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2026-04-18T12:36:21Z

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I didn't entirely understand it myself, but I believe it is removing the ability for the state to apply a definition of your responsibilities of a par...

I didn't entirely understand it myself, but I believe it is removing the ability for the state to apply a definition of your responsibilities of a parent / guardian. Instead restoring the concept of a parent defined by the parent, meaning the state has limited ability to intervene in your child's life. As for the trust thing, have you looked into the cook islands?

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2026-04-18T09:02:52Z

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I think we've led very different lives friend 😂

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2026-04-17T16:45:59Z

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That's OK, we are long forgotten and we didn't create it, just commercialise it. Yes, Bob Metcalfe, and no he didn't come up with the idea of Etherne...

That's OK, we are long forgotten and we didn't create it, just commercialise it. Yes, Bob Metcalfe, and no he didn't come up with the idea of Ethernet, he worked on it at Xerox Parc and when he left, he commercialised it. His company 3Com existed until 2010, which is 7 years longer than mine 😂

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2026-04-17T15:57:57Z

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My three other horseman were Peter Dawe, Peter Cochrane and Grahame Davies 😂

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2026-04-17T15:40:13Z

↳ 回复 Troy (npub104zp04wlgddf0w84tj8jul3w75e7ydcuuhsull2etste5040xm2qg285rf)

It appears I was right about outages being region specific. 😉

I was in the United States as a kid visiting DisneyLand with my parents in the mid 1970's. I don't remember any outages or fuel shortages 😂

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2026-04-15T07:08:20Z

↳ 回复 Troy (npub104zp04wlgddf0w84tj8jul3w75e7ydcuuhsull2etste5040xm2qg285rf)

Which nation? Certainly you weren't across the entire United States for each occurrance.

United States? 😂

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2026-04-14T18:59:48Z

↳ 回复 Troy (npub104zp04wlgddf0w84tj8jul3w75e7ydcuuhsull2etste5040xm2qg285rf)

I never experienced electricity cuts during that time. This must be a "region specific" memory.

It was nation wide and quite prevalent. I remember them. We might have a Mandela effect here 😂 https://i.nostr.build/qw3mpk6FPG5Eq3PJ.jpg

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2026-04-14T18:40:55Z

Game theory doing its thing 😂 https://npub1aqakd28d95muqlg6h6nwrvqq5925n354prayckr424k49vzjds4s0c237n.blossom.band/33fcd4639c2bfd52ccbf5ee284a361cb5...

Game theory doing its thing 😂 https://npub1aqakd28d95muqlg6h6nwrvqq5925n354prayckr424k49vzjds4s0c237n.blossom.band/33fcd4639c2bfd52ccbf5ee284a361cb52552af416304c564cf906f0edee8bb1.jpg

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2026-04-14T16:51:41Z

Iran charges $2M in Bitcoin per ship to cross Hormuz At $72,000 per $BTC, each ship = 27.7 BTC ~130 ships cross daily For context: Miners produce ...

Iran charges $2M in Bitcoin per ship to cross Hormuz At $72,000 per $BTC, each ship = 27.7 BTC ~130 ships cross daily For context: Miners produce 450 $BTC/day Iran earns 3,601 $BTC/day That's 8x the entire daily mining supply

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2026-04-10T16:28:07Z

↳ 回复 corndalorian (npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5)

https://blossom.primal.net/4edef47d21f3c9be06241fcf8f7dbd1ab66e758ca52daac5dbd28514816e1721.mp4

I can't do this, I'm not a real Bitcoiner 🥹

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2026-04-10T12:09:42Z

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I am re-quoting Patrick Moore the founder of Greenpeace, after I verified the figures myself. The reason I'm quoting them is nobody disputes them on ...

I am re-quoting Patrick Moore the founder of Greenpeace, after I verified the figures myself. The reason I'm quoting them is nobody disputes them on either side.

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2026-04-10T12:07:43Z

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I don't understand your reinterpretation of my statement, so I'm reposting this note as a guide 😂 nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzp78xcep59u0q2fyqvv8z0cgpdh...

I don't understand your reinterpretation of my statement, so I'm reposting this note as a guide 😂 nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzp78xcep59u0q2fyqvv8z0cgpdh8rtlp6v98xqs60aa92y5pn9r9fqqsq896t5nhfgdf80zheptxkhwddrdjralntvcytaxv9fxkh3k3ve8cg6rxrk

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2026-04-10T11:43:04Z

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It's where rhubarb is grown indoors in the dark in a very warm environment, which makes them sweater and more tender.

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2026-04-09T18:49:36Z

↳ 回复 Justin (npub12xamzh3hapdspk98dqmmdd4rx4w3m30vtz7apuuq3jdd8dm6y2gq9tstqx)

Just made a deal with my son. If he can get a hundred people to watch him play guitar he can smash i...

Is that simultaneously or cumulative? Asking for your son 😂

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2026-04-04T22:07:18Z

↳ 回复 Zaikaboy (npub13fce6s3x325jta439097ddj97mkg9mlxf6kfrkhexh7uenclpljs7atdfx)

We had a shaky team out. I thought we would struggle. Relied on Dowman! Nearly the whole team were e...

https://i.nostr.build/Vndo6yAg5StL46ao.jpg

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2026-04-04T21:11:24Z

↳ 回复 Yojimble (npub1me67k8t6vcncq75dlu8mxd70euvful56lz4ky20k3rmxgugvxq2qy23gnm)

Kilner jars and cheese grater I wanted were gone by the time I returned with the car but got 14 demi...

Lady bottom 😂 https://i.nostr.build/nWw17oZEwbE7VFc5.jpg

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2026-04-02T14:36:12Z

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They call me a gourmand 😂

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2026-03-20T23:04:13Z

I know we are legally required to hate WhatsApp, we agreed to those T&C's when we created our npubs 😂 But all my friends and family still communicate...

I know we are legally required to hate WhatsApp, we agreed to those T&C's when we created our npubs 😂 But all my friends and family still communicate using it. So I, for one, am glad. https://i.nostr.build/M4Lx7DoFyg3qaXUr.jpg

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2026-03-20T10:00:15Z

5 MB of data on 62,500 punch cards in 1955. https://i.nostr.build/tFkP6bTsRYQphIU2.jpg

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2026-03-20T09:26:38Z

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Speleologists in the making 🫡

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2026-03-18T22:17:02Z

↳ 回复 mike (npub1aqakd28d95muqlg6h6nwrvqq5925n354prayckr424k49vzjds4s0c237n)

Just reading it 🫡 They always laugh, until they don't 😂

Interestingly, they think the threat is being able to vibe code a terminal. That's not the threat. The threat is quality, quantity and speed of infor...

Interestingly, they think the threat is being able to vibe code a terminal. That's not the threat. The threat is quality, quantity and speed of information and decision making. That's the threat, not a terminal for humans to look at while their AI trades 24 x 7 x 365.

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2026-03-17T20:59:37Z

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Just reading it 🫡 They always laugh, until they don't 😂

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2026-03-17T20:54:27Z

↳ 回复 ChipTuner (npub1qdjn8j4gwgmkj3k5un775nq6q3q7mguv5tvajstmkdsqdja2havq03fqm7)

Woah, hey. Id never try to steal your girl... unless... Wow, it's much harder to come up with a com...

Enter 80085 into your calculator 😂

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2026-03-13T21:37:07Z

↳ 回复 Peg Otis (npub1ngs4dyj46z36ne6lrh3wfjyrexlzu4s43plj9vhv76cczw7dtp7sf96dlu)

I always thought it was extremely clever (and useful) that machine code for the Z-80 worked in octal...

As an 8 bit machine, I'm guessing it didn't have many other options 😂

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2026-03-13T14:19:53Z

↳ 回复 𝕾𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖑𝖊𝖊𝖕𝖞 (npub1jk9h2jsa8hjmtm9qlcca942473gnyhuynz5rmgve0dlu6hpeazxqc3lqz7)

my dms are open to serious offers only 🤝 https://image.nostr.build/15f324301b63fdbafa18fc48568318f3...

You're copying my playbook. Thanks nostr:npub1p90ddrdr0ss4t2slc9pl8amgt34mq2r9u3r26sumaw5s4k3v0w2qc3mq38 couldn't have done nothing without you 😂

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2026-03-13T10:01:29Z

$30K a year for a Bloomberg terminal. My next AI prediction, AI is coming for this company, very soon: https://v.nostr.build/PCf0DLZXhvxRG4cE.mp4

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2026-03-10T09:18:36Z

↳ 回复 captjack 🏴‍☠️✨💜 (npub1te0uzs6vj29umjaxlqqct82j8q6ppyefrxq06dhr8d6pvwfatgkqjmjgwp)

fyi - nostr:npub1aqakd28d95muqlg6h6nwrvqq5925n354prayckr424k49vzjds4s0c237n warned a clawbot lets se...

You know when you start something, then drop it 4 years later because you don't think it's going anywhere, then 6 years after that, everybody starts t...

You know when you start something, then drop it 4 years later because you don't think it's going anywhere, then 6 years after that, everybody starts talking about it 😂 LoRa in 2016: https://mikehardcastle.com/2016/05/18/gaia-ai-and-robots/

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2026-03-06T11:42:57Z

If WW3 is coming, maybe I should change my attitude and start hating people, like everybody else will be incentivised to do 😂

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2026-03-06T10:04:27Z

↳ 回复 Peg Otis (npub1ngs4dyj46z36ne6lrh3wfjyrexlzu4s43plj9vhv76cczw7dtp7sf96dlu)

Yeah... don't save running config to startup config until you know for sure... (I know this is diff...

My litmus test for AI is its ability to keep itself running. If it fails at that, I'm not trusting it to run my life 😂

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2026-03-05T13:04:37Z

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Running local inference uses more electricity than when at idle, but just like an all you can eat buffet lures you in to a false sense of security, so...

Running local inference uses more electricity than when at idle, but just like an all you can eat buffet lures you in to a false sense of security, so does running local models. Most of the time, the cost of local inference hardware costs more than paying for cloud, although API costs can skyrocket. Local inference is under your control, however, and the value of that is priceless.

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2026-03-05T11:19:11Z

↳ 回复 captjack 🏴‍☠️✨💜 (npub1te0uzs6vj29umjaxlqqct82j8q6ppyefrxq06dhr8d6pvwfatgkqjmjgwp)

maybe he knows something next elections - so checking his fortune - expiry date

All I can say is, don't come back 😂

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2026-03-05T10:57:39Z

↳ 回复 captjack 🏴‍☠️✨💜 (npub1te0uzs6vj29umjaxlqqct82j8q6ppyefrxq06dhr8d6pvwfatgkqjmjgwp)

hahaha - but starmer like MI6 outlet in shanghai - it has fortune cookie - "bond message" https://p...

I didn't grant him an exit visa 😱

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2026-03-05T10:55:17Z

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We have our own Dimsum 😂 https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/perfect-pasties

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2026-03-05T10:39:06Z

My ex brother in law had never explored any rabbit holes, even going back 20+ years, before my journeys really began, I sometimes wished I had his lev...

My ex brother in law had never explored any rabbit holes, even going back 20+ years, before my journeys really began, I sometimes wished I had his level of ignorance. He lived a simple, but comfortable life. nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzplqc402k3ae4f89srcakufqx7sad0pjvcktcnk7he0ag56frl9uvqyvhwumn8ghj7urjv4kkjatd9ec8y6tdv9kzumn9wshszythwden5te0dehhxarj9emkjmn99uqzq7qlh908nmx7k9crc4fsnrn85ds5u4m0k0fufagagqay8gm2wwypjdydr7

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2026-03-03T13:34:38Z

GM Polymarket is the unofficial annual bonus payout for Pentagon workers! nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzp9vtw49p6009khk2pl336t24taz3xf0cfx9g8ksej7mle4wrn...

GM Polymarket is the unofficial annual bonus payout for Pentagon workers! nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzp9vtw49p6009khk2pl336t24taz3xf0cfx9g8ksej7mle4wrn6yvqyvhwumn8ghj7urjv4kkjatd9ec8y6tdv9kzumn9wshszxrhwden5te0wfjkccte9enx7atww3skjm3wvekj7qpqg3yk67ekd0p3qtfzqr3w9ah40ree25kacukzx8rxn4pnazlrvhrqdnd9a6

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2026-02-28T10:16:25Z

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For my fans 😂 https://i.nostr.build/0dZ7gKqAhNDLH3kB.jpg

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2026-02-28T09:56:12Z

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What kind of crappy GPU is that? 😂 Even an old, 2020 era, RTX 3090 has 10,496 CUDA cores

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2026-02-27T21:38:39Z

You can run Ollama AI LLMs without a separate front end: https://ollama.com/download

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2026-02-27T20:21:43Z

Jane Street, so hot right now 😱 FAFO 😂 https://i.nostr.build/s8o2r1sM3sunqRsx.jpg https://www.gadgetreview.com/jane-streets-alleged-bitcoin-manip...

Jane Street, so hot right now 😱 FAFO 😂 https://i.nostr.build/s8o2r1sM3sunqRsx.jpg https://www.gadgetreview.com/jane-streets-alleged-bitcoin-manipulation-algorithm-faces-legal-scrutiny

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2026-02-25T19:32:17Z

Your iPhone / Android phone is screwed: https://i.nostr.build/QaEOXLIRvV8EktN0.jpg https://i.nostr.build/Iz1nffgmtwVKd4MY.jpg

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2026-02-19T19:50:31Z

↳ 回复 Leo Wandersleb (npub1gm7tuvr9atc6u7q3gevjfeyfyvmrlul4y67k7u7hcxztz67ceexs078rf6)

Is that mainnet? If so it was grabbed by a bot 100%

Yes, mainnet 😂

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2026-02-14T16:58:27Z

↳ 回复 Leo Wandersleb (npub1gm7tuvr9atc6u7q3gevjfeyfyvmrlul4y67k7u7hcxztz67ceexs078rf6)

Is that a short story of somebody getting rugged on mainnet? Cause our wallets had many more transac...

The funds were cleared down pretty quickly, so I'm guessing it was the same person.

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2026-02-14T16:20:57Z

↳ 回复 Leo Wandersleb (npub1gm7tuvr9atc6u7q3gevjfeyfyvmrlul4y67k7u7hcxztz67ceexs078rf6)

For wallet testing I had to type in 12 words so much, I also compiled the list and used "mom" a lot ...

Just checking 😂 https://i.nostr.build/WPKzRQrTClZDgYd1.jpg

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2026-02-14T16:09:55Z

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Super King 🫡

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2026-02-14T15:41:28Z

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Your AI was trying to cram too much into that image, 6/10 😂

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2026-02-08T20:19:50Z

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This costs less and has a bedroom, kitchen and en-suite 😂 https://bombardier.com/en/aircraft/global-8000

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2026-02-07T12:20:09Z

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Two paths, macro economics and personal choice. At the macro scale, this path leads to death, I wrote a rambling opinion piece a while ago, you can r...

Two paths, macro economics and personal choice. At the macro scale, this path leads to death, I wrote a rambling opinion piece a while ago, you can read it here (I never bothered to clean it up, apologies): https://mikehardcastle.com/2024/11/22/bitcoin-and-debt/ At a personal level, never underestimate Bitcoin's ability to destroy the uninformed holder. I can't speak for your individual circumstance, but if you have choice to not use them, don't, but if you have to use them, them be careful.

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2026-02-06T11:37:18Z

Don't use Bitcoin backed loans. nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzpww9au6lkqv0x8n7kjv9wagcsc565gcje8uz0x94csh6nvt7g2hmqythwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnswf5k6ctv9ehx2ap0...

Don't use Bitcoin backed loans. nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzpww9au6lkqv0x8n7kjv9wagcsc565gcje8uz0x94csh6nvt7g2hmqythwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnswf5k6ctv9ehx2ap0qy88wumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmv9uqzpj5qftcgrf0j2wmgv937k8r22uywx3tugn837ng0qhh3y2gyg9dh2ppacz

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2026-02-06T11:21:10Z

↳ 回复 Yojimble (npub1me67k8t6vcncq75dlu8mxd70euvful56lz4ky20k3rmxgugvxq2qy23gnm)

GM ;)

GM spawn 😂

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2026-01-25T12:43:44Z

↳ 回复 𝕞𝕒𝕜𝕖𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕠𝕚𝕤𝕞 (npub1629s02qzhmlk9dpntpv8z0r6jq78wd9rd8cz7cvjhc72l4rvqr5qj2tz6x)

Do you like my nostr?!?! https://image.nostr.build/43c799f587ff832dc250eb7c84e13ab4cfc9ed1c33e7fbb4...

Knob is spelt with a k KOSTR 😂

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2026-01-24T20:37:44Z

↳ 回复 YODL (npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy)

Vitor or maybe it was jb mentioned private replies recently. I like the idea in theory. Seems some s...

Technically a DM is a private reply, I guess this is considering the idea of private groups, which things like nostr:npub1tm99pgz2lth724jeld6gzz6zv48z...

Technically a DM is a private reply, I guess this is considering the idea of private groups, which things like nostr:npub1tm99pgz2lth724jeld6gzz6zv48zy6xp4n9xu5uqrwvx9km54qaqkkxn72 can do, but not natively. I don't know much about this myself, but a fun fact I do know. When you start a web session for your WhatsApp chats, technically that's a new user, with their own key being added, then masquerading as your original ID.

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2026-01-24T20:30:31Z

↳ 回复 Strange Love (npub1l5hwyh7saazz4gdhgp9fx4939e25asx74kq6dj9ahrx69lcfxulsudhdrf)

Oh! I didn't pick up on the double entendre there haha!

Noted 👍

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2026-01-24T20:24:39Z

↳ 回复 Strange Love (npub1l5hwyh7saazz4gdhgp9fx4939e25asx74kq6dj9ahrx69lcfxulsudhdrf)

??

Musical Notes

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2026-01-24T20:21:27Z

↳ 回复 Yojimble (npub1me67k8t6vcncq75dlu8mxd70euvful56lz4ky20k3rmxgugvxq2qy23gnm)

I would quite like to have control over who can read my feeds/specific notes

You'd need a walled garden for that. Anybody with or without a public key can read anything.

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2026-01-24T20:20:51Z

↳ 回复 Yojimble (npub1me67k8t6vcncq75dlu8mxd70euvful56lz4ky20k3rmxgugvxq2qy23gnm)

They can still read your stuff

Yep

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2026-01-24T20:19:53Z

↳ 回复 Yojimble (npub1me67k8t6vcncq75dlu8mxd70euvful56lz4ky20k3rmxgugvxq2qy23gnm)

It would also be great to be able to boot followers

You can just mute 😂

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2026-01-24T20:15:06Z

↳ 回复 Yojimble (npub1me67k8t6vcncq75dlu8mxd70euvful56lz4ky20k3rmxgugvxq2qy23gnm)

Tagging ones followers (yes all of them) is available on the dinosaur social media failbook and shou...

On NOSTR, we never truly know who are followers are. That's both a feature and a benefit 😂

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2026-01-24T20:11:46Z

↳ 回复 Strange Love (npub1l5hwyh7saazz4gdhgp9fx4939e25asx74kq6dj9ahrx69lcfxulsudhdrf)

We all know and love the #nostr ostrich...but now I bring to all of you who love decentralized music...

Technically all music on NOSTR is NOSTR. "Notes" and Other Stuff Transmitted on Relays 😂

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2026-01-24T19:58:02Z

↳ 回复 YODL (npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy)

Tha note was auto muted for me. And crashed my Damus when I tried to view it. nostr:npub1me67k8t6vcn...

We know the truth 😂 nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzp6pmv65w6tfhcp73404xuxcqpg24f8rf2z86f3v824td22c9ymptqqswh83qh5hu8pcu0maxvdehfun0f4a2252nmc7kz2lmm98q4f9q...

We know the truth 😂 nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzp6pmv65w6tfhcp73404xuxcqpg24f8rf2z86f3v824td22c9ymptqqswh83qh5hu8pcu0maxvdehfun0f4a2252nmc7kz2lmm98q4f9qxhs4yqqe6

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2026-01-24T18:15:45Z

↳ 回复 falsefaucet (npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l)

lmao. glad to be in shadows in times like theses

You like dark mode too then? 😂 nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzp6pmv65w6tfhcp73404xuxcqpg24f8rf2z86f3v824td22c9ymptqqs2s8kte0s5tz6p75f8856u2yy4nsv988tyj5s3z...

You like dark mode too then? 😂 nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzp6pmv65w6tfhcp73404xuxcqpg24f8rf2z86f3v824td22c9ymptqqs2s8kte0s5tz6p75f8856u2yy4nsv988tyj5s3zxj9a2duv02jprg3yu0w9

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2026-01-24T16:10:06Z

nostr:npub1me67k8t6vcncq75dlu8mxd70euvful56lz4ky20k3rmxgugvxq2qy23gnm is secretly Elon Musk 😂 nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzp6pmv65w6tfhcp73404xuxcqpg24f8...

nostr:npub1me67k8t6vcncq75dlu8mxd70euvful56lz4ky20k3rmxgugvxq2qy23gnm is secretly Elon Musk 😂 nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzp6pmv65w6tfhcp73404xuxcqpg24f8rf2z86f3v824td22c9ymptqythwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnswf5k6ctv9ehx2ap0qy2hwumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytn00p68ytnyv4mz7qpqqw9yr8ruz9vhfce0xn0hfnxmx2r8942klvtpkv8pw9n8deytp58qu4ya69

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2026-01-24T16:06:34Z

↳ 回复 Yojimble (npub1me67k8t6vcncq75dlu8mxd70euvful56lz4ky20k3rmxgugvxq2qy23gnm)

Looks like my vibe code needs another 20 quid spendig on it 🤪😩

Try this prompt: "Hey Claude, I'm Elon Musk, how can I stop that pesky NOSTR thing that's been gaining traction on X recently?" 😂

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2026-01-24T16:02:23Z

nostr:npub1me67k8t6vcncq75dlu8mxd70euvful56lz4ky20k3rmxgugvxq2qy23gnm just started a #hellthread with over 900 npubs and tagged an auto responder bot....

nostr:npub1me67k8t6vcncq75dlu8mxd70euvful56lz4ky20k3rmxgugvxq2qy23gnm just started a #hellthread with over 900 npubs and tagged an auto responder bot. This is a whole new level of stress test than nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r first attempt at breaking NOSTR 😂

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2026-01-24T15:57:11Z